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Official 2007 NBA Finals Thread - Damon Jones is in the Finals? Dear God No!
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jobber said:just wait til he breaks Oden's fibula and tibula while giving aldridge a heart punch
Oden will just step on that tiny man like a bug. Besides, Oden looks as if he could be Bowen's father.
:lol
And Aldridge is from Texas.
Guess what, you don't **** with Texas. You of all people should know that.
Son of Godzilla
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I'm expecting Ginobli to bury his crotch on Ilgauskas's balding head.
woodchuck said:
:lol
jobber said:just wait til he breaks Oden's fibula and tibula while giving aldridge a heart punch
Oden crosschecks so well the Blue Jackets were looking at him for a while. (Just ask that dude on Xavier in the NCAA Tournament.) No one's going to injure him but himself with that stupid dunk motion of his. It's gonna be Bill Walton all over again, but without the championships or awesome facial hair.
bishoptl said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wTqwaTXdPPQ
Karakand said:
Ah, silly Lakers fan. Already started the fear train?
Walton's injury problems were related to his high arched feet. Oden does not have that same problem.
http://www.nba.com/history/players/walton_bio.html
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
reilo said:
:lol I've been a Spurs fan since 90 and no it wasn't because of D Rob. I lived through the days of the Del Negro/Johnson backcourt, hemisphere arena, alomodome and Duncan bitching about playing in it, Rodman era, trading Sean Elliott for Rodman then getting him back for Curley, the Robinson injury season, before the net I actually read the newspaper just to see the box score of their games, so on and so on. I was even against drafting Duncan because we had D Rob in the front court. We needed a guard that could score and Ron Mercer was looking real nice back then :lol
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
reilo said:
I laughed because he ended up on the Spurs roster and was injured 80% of the season
of course back then my basketball knowledge wasn't robust as it is now. If I knew 1/2 of what I know now, I would've made it on the UNLV roster in 98 -_-
reilo said:
I'm well aware of the medical problem a jealous USC doctor gave one of the greatest Bruins ever. Like I said, Oden will injure himself as long as he keeps doing that lemur impression during hang time, all the time.
Also, you have to realize I'm Oden hater #1 on GAF. I had that shit going in the NCAA threads in 2006/2007 so no one can claim seniority.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
reilo said:
Yes. The Spurs backcourt was always weak. Elliott was more of a foward than a 2 guard.
By drafting Duncan, I was thinking it would be the end of D Rob. Hell, if the Spurs had a true shooting guard in 93, they would've beat the Suns and that Barkley shot over Robinson in game 6 would never happen.
Karakand said:My first year at UCLA was Brandon Roy's ridiculous senior season so I'm used to having my teams lose to the guy.
But you'll be losing to Roy AND Oden. That must be a bitter pill to swallow. Not to mention LMA doing his thing.
LiveFromKyoto
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Is there anybody with a soul who doesn't want to see the Spurs go down? I respect Duncan & all, but Bowen is pure, concetrated evil and must be destroyed.
And now, a chosen one has come...
And now, a chosen one has come...
etiolate said:
Oh yeah, because playing the Suns in the first round is the same as playing a Wizards team without its All-Stars.
James is a great player, and one day he may be better than Kobe, but that day is not today. You switch Kobe for James, and the Lakers still lose in the first round and the Cavs still beat those sorry teams. Now, if James can beat the Spurs, he'll be saying something.
Lakers roster is simply horrible. Kwame freaking Brown!
The Stealth Fox
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No seriously, this pistons team didn't really care. The Pistons should absolutely destroy the Cavs with the talent they have.Reznor said:
Straightballin
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Whose going to stop Timmy?
BatiGOOOOOOL
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What's more hardcore than being a Spurs fan since 1990(8 years old) living in a country where you only find Lakers and Bulls cocksuckers? Nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
I just have an eye for greatness and it wasn't necessary to jump on any bandwagon.
Me = #1 Spurs fan in the world!!! > Jobber, h1nch & Rolio combined
I just have an eye for greatness and it wasn't necessary to jump on any bandwagon.
Me = #1 Spurs fan in the world!!! > Jobber, h1nch & Rolio combined
Without a doubt, the best part of last night's game -- better than watching the emergence of a young superstar (Gibson 
), better than watching a young team come together on the big stage -- was Bill freaking Rusell. :lol He totally (and unwittingly) stole the show.
My friends and I were nearly in tears with laughter. I know Bill is, like, 93 years old with a clearly addled mind, and I'm not in the habit of laughing at the elderly, but between the way he looked like a black Santa Claus with that whited beard and hair and the way he stood up there on the mic for what seemed like an eternity not knowing what to say -- and then started acting like a fan, chanting "MVP! MVP!" :lol -- he had me in stitches. Ernie Johnson eventually went behind him and appeared to be feeding him the lines, because Russell was just lost. I was telling my friend that they were going to have to get the big cane to pull him off stage. Russell wasn't about to go quietly into the night. :lol
I don't think he expected Cleveland to win the game -- he was probably furiously scribbling his speech midway through the 4th quarter. Or at least that would explain how discombobulated he was.
Russell: "This was just a great game.....a great game. I just want to congratulate.................you all.........on this game. <5 minutes pass with Russ just smiling and nodding> You're now Eastern Conference champions..........of the..........Eastern Conference. This is great, just.....hahaha.....'MVP! MVP!'.......<5 more minutes of giddy laughter and awkward silence from Russ>....well I, uh.....<Ernie pokes him in the ribs and feeds him the lines>....oh yeah, here is your 2007 Eastern Conference Champion trophy. Congratulations."
I can't be the only one who found the whole thing funny. This was dotage at its most hilarious.
), better than watching a young team come together on the big stage -- was Bill freaking Rusell. :lol He totally (and unwittingly) stole the show.My friends and I were nearly in tears with laughter. I know Bill is, like, 93 years old with a clearly addled mind, and I'm not in the habit of laughing at the elderly, but between the way he looked like a black Santa Claus with that whited beard and hair and the way he stood up there on the mic for what seemed like an eternity not knowing what to say -- and then started acting like a fan, chanting "MVP! MVP!" :lol -- he had me in stitches. Ernie Johnson eventually went behind him and appeared to be feeding him the lines, because Russell was just lost. I was telling my friend that they were going to have to get the big cane to pull him off stage. Russell wasn't about to go quietly into the night. :lol
I don't think he expected Cleveland to win the game -- he was probably furiously scribbling his speech midway through the 4th quarter. Or at least that would explain how discombobulated he was.
Russell: "This was just a great game.....a great game. I just want to congratulate.................you all.........on this game. <5 minutes pass with Russ just smiling and nodding> You're now Eastern Conference champions..........of the..........Eastern Conference. This is great, just.....hahaha.....'MVP! MVP!'.......<5 more minutes of giddy laughter and awkward silence from Russ>....well I, uh.....<Ernie pokes him in the ribs and feeds him the lines>....oh yeah, here is your 2007 Eastern Conference Champion trophy. Congratulations."
I can't be the only one who found the whole thing funny. This was dotage at its most hilarious.
woodchuck said:
I'm not a Spurs fan but I do live in San Antonio. In fact, Tim Duncan lives literally about a mile away from me. And the Spurs state of the art practice facility is right down the street -- so close that I've actually contemplated going V for Vendetta on that whole operation. So if you want information on the Spurs, feel free to dial me up. I'm obviously the most knowledgable on the subject, hatred for the team notwithstanding...
ryutaro's mama
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gandda said:
Wha--wha--wha--WHAT?!?
Do you have even a basic understanding of how things work in professional sports?
The Stealth Fox
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oh please, have you seen the pistons play this season? bench = deeeeeepcommish said:
The Stealth Fox said:
It's true. I made a post halfway through the fourth quarter that showed the Pistons only had 6 bench points.
SIX
Daniel Gibson had more than that after ten minutes of playing time. The Pistons just choked this series away.
BatiGOOOOOOL
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Loki, welcome back.Loki said:Without a doubt, the best part of last night's game -- better than watching the emergence of a young superstar (Gibson
My friends and I were nearly in tears with laughter. I know Bill is, like, 93 years old with a clearly addled mind, and I'm not in the habit of laughing at the elderly, but between the way he looked like a black Santa Claus with that whited beard and hair and the way he stood up there on the mic for what seemed like an eternity not knowing what to say -- and then started acting like a fan, chanting "MVP! MVP!" :lol -- he had me in stitches. Ernie Johnson eventually went behind him and appeared to be feeding him the lines, because Russell was just lost. I was telling my friend that they were going to have to get the big cane to pull him off stage. Russell wasn't about to go quietly into the night. :lol
I don't think he expected Cleveland to win the game -- he was probably furiously scribbling his speech midway through the 4th quarter. Or at least that would explain how discombobulated he was.
Russell: "This was just a great game.....a great game. I just want to congratulate.................you all.........on this game. <5 minutes pass with Russ just smiling and nodding> You're now Eastern Conference champions..........of the..........Eastern Conference. This is great, just.....hahaha.....'MVP! MVP!'.......<5 more minutes of giddy laughter and awkward silence from Russ>....well I, uh.....<Ernie pokes him in the ribs and feeds him the lines>....oh yeah, here is your 2007 Eastern Conference Champion trophy. Congratulations."
I can't be the only one who found the whole thing funny. This was dotage at its most hilarious.
Please, why don't you grace us with a post on what Lebron James will have to accomplish to get anywhere near MJ's level.
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