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[Zep]

 

[CajoleJuice]

RBH, you have that saved just for these occasions, bastard.

 

[RBH]

RBH, you have that saved just for these occasions, bastard.

 

[Joe]

the yankees are just bad right now. it's not even just their bats anymore, it's everything. they either need to brawl or bring up an entire van of more yankids.

 

[Eminem]

White Sox still have one of the top 3 rotations in the AL roughly 45 games into the season, what the fuck.


TCQ is now the official nickname for god, QVT

CHICAGO -- For numerous White Sox fans who frequent message boards or fan sites illustrating the intense passion and support shown for their organization, they know a nickname has been bestowed on the team's young left-field sensation based on an interview general manager Ken Williams did with MLB.com back in December.

The topic dealt with the improvements Williams made during the offseason, despite some message board and media mavens' opinions to the contrary, in an attempt to vastly raise his team's talent base from last year's 72-90 showing.

"We wanted to upgrade at shortstop, get a setup guy for the bullpen, acquire Carlos Quentin, and not a guy like him but actually Carlos Quentin," said Williams in definitive tones during this conversation.

From this quote came the moniker of TCQ, as in 'The Carlos Quentin.'

 

[pollo]

:lol The Yanks are awesome.

This was bound to happen one day. I'm glad it's happening now

 

[funkmastergeneral]

What a surprise, A-rod hit a two run homer last night when his team was down 10-0.

 

[Karakand]

What a surprise, A-rod hit a two run homer last night when his team was down 10-0.

Mr. Fantasy!

 

[jman2050]

What a surprise, A-rod hit a two run homer last night when his team was down 10-0.

Oh god not this BS again :lol

 

[The Frankman]

Im liking this "Braves in Second place after sweeping the Mets" business.

That, my friend, will be like Larry Jones' next marriage; short-lived.

 

[Y2Kev]

Mad dog: Met fans "poorly behaved, stupid" :lol :lol

 

[Zep]

From ESPN.com:

"SportsNation had the opportunity to share their favorite stories of legend like those found in 'Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Legends.' As judged by Neyer, here are the top 10 legendary stories submitted by ESPN.com users. They are listed in no particular order:

"(4) 'This is a college baseball story, but about a current major leaguer, so hopefully it qualifies. I remember watching Pat Burrell, who had already clubbed two homers for Miami against the J.D. Drew-led Seminoles. His next time up, the pitcher threw a fastball right at him. But instead of diving away, Burrell took his hand off the bat and caught the ball with his bare hand. He threw it to the ground in disgust, stared down the pitcher (who probably soiled himself), then went on to hit another home run later for good measure.'
--JT (Miami)"

thats golden

 

[funkmastergeneral]

thats golden

that sounds like one of those stupid Chuck Norris facts

 

[captive]

thats golden

Sounds like bullshit, how fast was this guys fast ball 50mph?

 

[Zep]

I believe 0% of it...Not with the way he bails(on inside pitches) with his patented ass-thrust

 

[bluemax]

White Sox still have one of the top 3 rotations in the AL roughly 45 games into the season, what the fuck.


TCQ is now the official nickname for god, QVT

WTF, they lead the AL in FIP. I thought maybe you were using something goofy like ERA but even by FIP they are good.

They have one of the top K%, and a decent GB%.

Ahh, I think I've found the culprit, they have the LOWEST HR% in the AL. Totally unsustainable for a team in that ball park.

What a surprise, A-rod hit a two run homer last night when his team was down 10-0.

/Mega eyeroll.

 

[Meier]

A big ha-ha to all the people who dumped Bills after his rough start! If everyone could dump Andruw Jones, maybe he'd actually have the knee surgey done then turn it around..

 

[Karakand]

A big ha-ha to all the people who dumped Bills after his rough start!

I was in "win now" mode.

 

[Joe]

 

[sorryaboutdresden]

I believe 0% of it...Not with the way he bails(on inside pitches) with his patented ass-thrust

Thats awesome :lol

 

[CajoleJuice]

Moises Alou :lol

 

[LJ11]

I'll pay for Castillo's ticket back to DR, just get him off the team.

 

[pollo]

man Castillo that was fucking retarded...does he always do shit like that?

 

[CajoleJuice]

What the fuck happened? I was eating and I missed it.

Oh nevermind, SNY just showed it.

 

[alr1ght]

oh shit, Aubrey. First 2 major league hits are homers.

 

[jman2050]

See what we were missing from this lineup for 3 weeks?!?!

A-Rod haters make me sick sometimes.

 

[Karakand]

See what we were missing from this lineup for 3 weeks?!?!

A-Rod haters make me sick sometimes.

Those mother fuckers can suck a nut. I had to use Mark DeRosa in place of A-Rod in GAF League 1. MARK DEROSA. (Who is not bad, but seriously no A-Rod.)

 

[jman2050]

It also seems that Darrell Rasner has inherited Aaron Small's pixie dust.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Those mother fuckers can suck a nut. I had to use Mark DeRosa in place of A-Rod in GAF League 1. MARK DEROSA. (Who is not bad, but seriously no A-Rod.)

David Wright has given me every inning of every game so far!

 

[Gruco]

That, my friend, will be like Larry Jones' next marriage; short-lived.

True dat. Given the run differentials in the NL east, Braves should coast into first and stay there the rest of the year, with no serious contenders.

 

[Windu]

Meet the Mets
Greet the Mets
They came to the park and beat the Mets
Cover your head
Prepare for the cries
Guaranteed they can't hit for their lives
Cause the fielders are really dropping the ball
watchin' those pitchers losin' it all
reaking reaking
everybody hear the sound?
'cause the New York M-E-T-S Mets are goin' down

 

[jman2050]

Meet the Mets
Greet the Mets
They came to the park and beat the Mets
Cover your head
Prepare for the cries
Guaranteed they can't hit for their lives
Cause the fielders are really dropping the ball
watchin' those pitchers losin' it all
reaking reaking
everybody hear the sound?
'cause the New York M-E-T-S Mets are goin' down

I hate the Braves, but you all are doing a damn good job getting me to rally with you against the Mets. Keep up the good work.

 

[Zep]

11-0

 

[jman2050]

11-0

I swear to god that score said 4-0 10 minutes ago. WTF?

 

[CajoleJuice]

FIRE WILLIE

lol


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[Karakand]

David Wright has given me every inning of every game so far!

I WAS WRONG
IT WAS EARTH WRIGHT
ALL ALONG

DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS

 

[Zep]

I swear to god that score said 4-0 10 minutes ago. WTF?

12-0

And howard found his swing

 

[jman2050]

Welcome back A-Rod. We missed you so much.

 

[pollo]

The Mets should just get rid of Billy Wagner. That would solve all their problems.

 

[Windu]

That day-off for Francouer did wonders for him.

 

[CajoleJuice]

The Mets should just get rid of Billy Wagner. That would solve all their problems.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm almost happy I can't watch most of the game tomorrow.

 

[Wellington]

How'd you get those? They made us sign an NDA yesterday.

 

[funkmastergeneral]

jacoby ellsbury makes me so wet

 

[Windu]

fuck.

 

[CajoleJuice]

David Wright beaning imminent.

 

[Gruco]

fuck.

You were saying?

 

[Windu]

You were saying?

Fucktastic.

But still, chipper...fuck.

 

[funkmastergeneral]

Well I guess Brandon Webb couldn't stay perfect forever

 

[CajoleJuice]

Woah, taking the high road. Like the SNY announcers are saying, the Mets probably could've used Wright getting beaned. But the Mets should come out pissed tomorrow either way.

 

[pollo]

I swear roto pisses the shit out of me. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS THING WORK ITS ANNOYING AS HELL