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Official NFL Week 1 Thread: Its here! ITS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!

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Brad, it was Gruden and Allen! They had a gun to our heads and MADE US swear Griese and Simms would be better than you! We never faltered! Promise! The Bucs Tri-, Quad-, Pentaforce wants you back!

What will it take? Women? Drugs? Money? Everyone's got their price!
 
ok. this is NOT minnesota. someone else has shown up.

minnesota has a 38 year old QB, no WR talent and no decent RBs (sorry chesty taylor).

it is not this team.
 
whytemyke said:
ok. this is NOT minnesota. someone else has shown up.

minnesota has a 38 year old QB, no WR talent and no decent RBs (sorry chesty taylor).

it is not this team.

It is now
 
Future Trunks said:
Brad, it was Gruden and Allen! They had a gun to our heads and MADE US swear Griese and Simms would be better than you! We never faltered! Promise! The Bucs Tri-, Quad-, Pentaforce wants you back!

What will it take? Women? Drugs? Money? Everyone's got their price!

NO FT!! This is just a test from the Football Gods! STAY THE COURSE!

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Wellington said:
Brad Johnson being a P-I-M-P on that drive.

Gibbs gave him that drive as a gift, since he knows how badly BJ was treated as a Skin. But Gibbs only gives gifts ONCE. Now its time for the pain.

hey, at least we didn't ditch Brad for a QB with a VAGINA! Jeff George might suck, but he can throw the ball through the uprights from his knees at the 50 yard line. And unlike Chris Simms, thats the ONLY thing he does on his knees.
 
Why the hell do they keep calling her a "26 year old young woman"? They are acting like Smith was getting busy with a 12 year old!!
 
You should hear these bastards on the radio talking about how awesome Al Saunders and his offense is in Washington tonight.

Earlier, they announced how Mike Solari (Saunder's replacement) forgot what ****ing down it was in yesterday's game.



:(
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Gibbs gave him that drive as a gift, since he knows how badly BJ was treated as a Skin. But Gibbs only gives gifts ONCE. Now its time for the pain.

hey, at least we didn't ditch Brad for a QB with a VAGINA! Jeff George might suck, but he can throw the ball through the uprights from his knees at the 50 yard line. And unlike Chris Simms, thats the ONLY thing he does on his knees.

Whoa whoa! We ditched Brad for a QB with no balls! Get it right! When Griese went down, THEN the QB with a vagina got the start. And how were we supposed to know?? For the next 10 games, you would have sworn he had a penis!! We were duped! Hoodwinked! Bamboozled by a woman in drag...can you blame us? :(
 
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