I don't know - it's hard to muster up the vitriol for a Leafs game. Much harder than ripping the Alberta teams, I'm assuming that familiarity breeds contempt...not that I didn't have much contempt for Calgary and Edmonton in the first place...wait, what am I saying? This is Toronto! Center of the universe! How can I
not get up for this game?
So, in the spirit of our own FMT, as well as Chris Jericho's "1004 holds" promo on Dean Malenko back in WCW:
- Leafs suck
- Yonge Street packed in the first round LOLAMIRITE
- bullet capital of Canada
- you're lucky you play in the East where mediocre teams can coast
- Tie Domi
- Pat Quinn's best coaching days were here in Vancouver, enjoy our leftovers
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- "Teronna"? wtf speak English tards
- wanna-be Americans
- fartcatchers for Hamilton's and midwest USA's smokestacks, nice air quality there champ
- Harold Ballard's crazy woman had your town by the balls for YEARS
- who the hell tries to build a soccer stadium out East where nobody can use it 5 months out of the year, smart thinking! good thing the Argos pulled out and saved you more embarassment
- Pinball Clemons' teeth
- Pizza Pizza HEY HEY HEY if I never see that stupid Ontario franchise's ads again it'll be too soon
- "T-dot"? end yourselves now
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- you took Damon Allen after we told his grandfather ass to retire and then won the Grey Cup with him over the Lions, if anyone here gave a shit about football we'd be even more pissed
- asshats keep voting in the Liberals
- "TO" is the same abbreviation that Terrell Owens uses, 'nuff said
- a few high definition sportscasts of teams other than the Leafs sure would be nice, pity that the center of the universe doesn't agree HEY HOW ABOUT DEM LEAFS
- Gino Reda
- hell, all of TSN
- Bret Hart wore a Leafs jersey on WCW. Shortly afterwards his career was ended by Goldberg, then he had a stroke. Therefore Toronto nearly killed Bret Hart, bow your heads in shame ladies
- it's "Leaves" not "Leafs" I mean Jesus
- Leaf
and Raptor highlights over the rest of Canada? swell
- Vince Carter played you bitches for years, then came back and slapped you in the face, then sunk a game-winning shot oh the humanity
- Phil Jackson has such little respect for you that he spoke openly about raiding the Raptors for Chris Bosh, then easily paid the fine with spare change found in his couch
- Leafs suck
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- moss covered three handled family grudunzle
- Jalen Rose is sucking you dry and nobody can do a goddamn thing about it
- who is your GM? he needs some preparation H under his eyes for those bags
- Nathan Philips Square? it's like "hey we want our own St Louis Arch, but we'll make 'em smaller, put three of them up, then slip some ice underneath it and name it after a politician, that'll show those guys" well done fellas
- Mel Lastman
- immediately after amalgamation in 1998, both herpes and hoof-n-mouth disease exploded in the Toronto area, coincidence? no
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