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British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts.

In an exclusive video interview with the News of the World, she revealed how Steven usually loved being smothered by her breasts.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving," she said.

By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

"I was panicking and just about to call 999 when, thankfully, he started to come round.

"He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved," the News of the World quoted Smedley as saying.

"I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me, but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew, she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising," Steven said.

Smedley said: "After that he went off sex."

http://news.asiantown.net/read/13900.html

 

[NomarTyme]

Kind of want.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I'd fucking kill myself if I was near that

 

[Alucrid]

What kind of website is "asiantown"?

 

[Lunchbox]

look at them veins..........



would

 

[Jewbacca]

if she lost some weight she could drop a chin and keep some hugggggeeeee asss titttayyysss..

Approval Pending on weightloss of 50 lbs or greater

 

[NumberTwo]

Hell yeah I would.

EDIT: Actually clicked the link and looked at the rest of the pictures, I regret jumping the gun.

 

[Alfarif]

Jewbacca, approval pending weight loss of 150 lbs or more. Minimum.

 

[Frank the Great]

Thank goodness he was alright. If he had passed out the bitch would have called 999 instead of 911 and he never would have gotten help. What a fucking dumbass.

 

[SapientWolf]

 

[Complex Shadow]

i totally would. . . not go anywhere near that.

 

[commissar]

Thank goodness he was alright. If he had passed out the bitch would have called 999 instead of 911 and he never would have gotten help. What a fucking dumbass.

British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts.

 

[Frank the Great]

British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts.

Don't make me avatar quote myself.

 

[Complex Shadow]

British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts.

why you gota be such a hater

 

[sonikokaruto]

i'd do her just like that

 

[Borgnine]

This is how I wanna go out.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Jewbacca, approval pending weight loss of 150 lbs or more. Minimum.

85 Lbs. minimum, deal?

 

[geeko]

regardless the picture, that really wouldn't be a bad way to go...

 

[Conceited]

Upon seeing the picture, it made me play this in my head.

 

[way more]

But what a way to go!

 

[Brinbe]

?

 

[ATF487]

it's from asiantown.net

ironic?

 

[SlaughterX]

They don't really look all that big...

 

[ElectricBlue187]

not sure if want

 

[AkuMifune]

not sure if want

Watch the video in the link, that thing is completely disgusting.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

The safety word is banana.

 

[HylianTom]

The safety word is banana.

Great. Now I'm hearing Fry yell "Banana! Banana!" at Guenter.. :lol

 

[Forearms]

:lol Pretty much this... :lol

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Great. Now I'm hearing Fry yell "Banana! Banana!" at Guenter.. :lol

Go orange!

Go grapefruit!

Go banana!

 

[Snuggles]

I would.

 

[HisshouBuraiKen]

But what a way to go!

You said it. Would in a heartbeat.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm down with chunky chicks and I'd totally hit that. 40LL and not afraid to use 'em? I'm in.

 

[I <3 Memes]

She breast be more careful with poor Steven or she will only be left with her mammaries.