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Okay, so freeballing is gross.

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Doesn't freeballing make the outline of one's junk that much more obvious in public? Not talking about a full erection here either (though that's certainly an issue too).. but just some bulging down there and it's like being exposed to the world if if not wearing something under the pants.
 
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"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."

To all you freeballers out there how do you avoid skid marks on your pants? Accidents happen sometimes right? I hope I'm not alone here.
 
Kintaco said:
To all you freeballers out there how do you avoid skid marks on your pants? Accidents happen sometimes right? I hope I'm not alone here.

Yeah, wearing nothing the seam of whatever I'm wearing rides up on me. I imagine it to be what a thong feels like :/
 
Kintaco said:
To all you freeballers out there how do you avoid skid marks on your pants? Accidents happen sometimes right? I hope I'm not alone here.

It's called WIPING YOUR DIRTY ASS. Man. Ugh. Wipe wipe wipe wipe. Use a bidet if available.
 
Jado said:
Doesn't freeballing make the outline of one's junk that much more obvious in public? Not talking about a full erection here either (though that's certainly an issue too).. but just some bulging down there and it's like being exposed to the world if if not wearing something under the pants.

What's the problem with that? I haven't worn underwear in over 10 years. It's just too restrictive. I can't stand it.
 
Kintaco said:
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"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it."

To all you freeballers out there how do you avoid skid marks on your pants? Accidents happen sometimes right? I hope I'm not alone here.

For me, that's never been an issue.
 
I love to, but I rarely trust myself to make sure the doors are closed. Plus I have a pair of pants or two that have some asshole zippers that don't stay up 100%, and I'm an all or nothing man.
 
Day 3 of free ballin' here. I keep forgetting to wash clothes when I get home. Dawns on me each time while running late for work the next morning. I kind of like it tho. Drawers...who needs 'em?
 
krypt0nian said:
OK some of you are nasty. Wearing jeans for months? Skid marks?

WASH YOUR NASTY ASSES!

A. You're not supposed to wash jeans.
B. Skid marks are accidents. I mean when I wipe, I wipe till I see red on the toilet paper. And I still cannot prevent the occasional skid mark.

It's Science
 
DaCocoBrova said:
Day 3 of free ballin' here. I keep forgetting to wash clothes when I get home. Dawns on me each time while running late for work the next morning. I kind of like it tho. Drawers...who needs 'em?

Welcome!
 
I freeball @ my kickboxing class and it feels oddly exciting to have your wang flopping around when you're doing warm-ups, and it's fun trying to catch people staring at my wiggling phallus. :lol
 
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!

So today was a big laundry day and I had to freeball for the first time ever in jeans (button up). It was amazing. I'm tentative towards wanting to do it again though. I keep thinking I'll miss one of the buttons on my jeans after taking the piss and one of my balls will just pop out of the gap and start harrassing people while I'm at uni or something.
 
Scullibundo said:
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!

So today was a big laundry day and I had to freeball for the first time ever in jeans (button up). It was amazing. I'm tentative towards wanting to do it again though. I keep thinking I'll miss one of the buttons on my jeans after taking the piss and one of my balls will just pop out of the gap and start harrassing people while I'm at uni or something.

Don't EVER...EVER do it in zip ups :(
 
Took me about a minute to get this. Your are nasty Bjork. Besides theres no way I can do this. what If I get excited it's gonna come out and peep.
 
Had a one night stand freshman year of college and I guess I was too drunk to notice but she was doing this like, teeth rub thing when she was going down on me. Couldn't find my underwear the next morning and had to freeball it in jeans. Severe discomfort would be an understatement.
 
bjork said:
From the bellybutton to the knee. Though, if it was swim trunks or something, probably not so bad. But jeans...

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait.

...so you wear underwear under your swim trunks?! That's like wearing a t-shirt while you swim.
 
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