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[Corwood Rep]

wow, brilliant. It's funny to me how nearly every comic in here is enjoyable, but when GAF makes individual threads about the latest PBF and dissects it to it's smallest detail, a lot of the enjoyment is lost. I now know never to enter those threads again.

I works on the same level as Calvin & Hobbes with me. If the comic isn't funny, which is frequently just by nature of volume, I appreciate it anyway because of the ideas or artwork.

 

[the chris]

Two of my favorite strips

 

[neptunes]

It's not illegal to take pictures of your kids naked. However, the picture developers have a "responsibility" to report anything they might be deemed "inapproriate" if they see it.

Which is where the joke lies.

It is illegal to take pictures of underaged kids in sexual positions and naked.

I worked in a photolab and I remember my co-worker freaking out after seeing a photo with a father taking a bath with his infant son (for the first time maybe?). I was like "..."

I also remember a regular cross dressing customer who would always hand in and pick-up photos as a man, but his photos were him cross dressing with make-up and such...

 

[MoxManiac]

Sweet, looks like there's a book coming out with these strips plus new ones:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...54404?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

 

[grandjedi6]

I worked in a photolab and I remember my co-worker freaking out after seeing a photo with a father taking a bath with his infant son (for the first time maybe?). I was like "..."

I also remember a regular cross dressing customer who would always hand in and pick-up photos as a man, but his photos were him cross dressing with make-up and such...

This is why digital cameras were invented

I feel the opposite of the guy in the comic..

Because it's my birthday. Except I didn't actually realize it until about 30 minutes into my drive to school.

 

[Meier]

Damn, the book comes out October 22nd now? I swear it was earlier.. was all excited I'd be getting it soon! I didnt think it'd have anything new, but if there's a few new strips that'd rock.

 

[kittens]

OKAY, GUYZ. What's there to get about the third one in the OP? It's pretty plain and simple:

Cop Bear sees kids doing relatively harmless crime, and in response to said crime he FUCKING RIPS THROUGH THEIR LITTLE KID FLESH WITH HIS FUCKING BEAR CLAWS. And then has coffee with his birdie friend. <3<3

Oh, and the Atlantis one was my first PBF. BFF.

 

[Meier]

I always assumed he was eating a bear claw.

 

[Beezy]

Whom is the gaffer who does this? I wish to reward them with one of my kidneys and a well-worn international whore.

A gaffer didn't make these. You were lied to.

 

[Mojovonio]

 

[Mojovonio]

 

[Mojovonio]

 

[Zozz]

I like this one.

 

[Ford Prefect]

wow, brilliant. It's funny to me how nearly every comic in here is enjoyable, but when GAF makes individual threads about the latest PBF and dissects it to it's smallest detail, a lot of the enjoyment is lost. I now know never to enter those threads again.

I know, a lot of strips that I didn't enjoy so much when they had their own threads I'm loving now, it's strange. This thread is just a reminder of how brilliant PBF really is.

I will buy the book.

A gaffer didn't make these. You were lied to.

Don't listen to him, he's just jealous.

 

[weepy]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

 

[apocalidiot]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

A chess piece shot something while drinking a chess piece sized beer.

It's funny.





I actually found it hilarious:lol

 

[Mojovonio]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

ugh

 

[weepy]

ugh

 

[Chipopo]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

lol this is exactly what I'm talking about

 

[rollingstart]

I have to say this is the most clever one:

ok, this isnt my favorite one, but this is easily the most clever one.

 

[alistairw]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

Queens are taller?

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?

Queen goes on her respective colored square.

 

[JayDubya]

Okay, I get and love almost all of them. Here's one I don't get. Some are probably quite obvious and straightforward, but even still.

Is the whole joke the previous name of the company? I can't make out what the "XXOP" Candy Inc. is supposed to be.

Also, the Jesus as the rules card doesn't quite jive. Probably something to do with the type of Poker...?

And the chess pieces with a handgun and a beer.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Okay, I get and love almost all of them. Here's one I don't get. Some are probably quite obvious and straightforward, but even still.

Is the whole joke the previous name of the company? I can't make out what the "XXOP" Candy Inc. is supposed to be.

Poop.

 

[JayDubya]

Poop.

Poop Candy Incorporated? That's like... the whole joke...? I'm not sure if I should :lol or not.

 

[ImNotLikeThem]

Okay, I get and love almost all of them. Here's one I don't get. Some are probably quite obvious and straightforward, but even still.

Is the whole joke the previous name of the company? I can't make out what the "XXOP" Candy Inc. is supposed to be.

Also, the Jesus as the rules card doesn't quite jive. Probably something to do with the type of Poker...?

And the chess pieces with a handgun and a beer.

...please tell me you are joking.
if not
Poop

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Poop Candy Incorporated? That's like... the whole joke...? I'm not sure if I should :lol or not.

All signs point to yes.

 

[grandjedi6]

Queen goes on her respective colored square.

Yep, they did actually shoot the king

 

[esbern]

ok, this isnt my favorite one, but this is easily the most clever one.

i don't get it, guess i'm an idiot. care to explain it?

 

[Meier]

Poop Candy Incorporated? That's like... the whole joke...? I'm not sure if I should :lol or not.

Are you surprised that a company named Poop Candy was having it's sales fall? It's definitely in my top 5 all-time.. their absolute confusion over what to rename the company and why the sales have bottomed out is completely hilarious.

I knew the book was supposed to be out earlier.. 10/3 was the date when I pre-ordered!

 

[probune]

Poop Candy Incorporated? That's like... the whole joke...? I'm not sure if I should :lol or not.

That's the way I feel a lot when reading PBF comics.

Some of them are brilliant, and some are soul crushingly dumb.

 

[Mashing]

This is my favorite of them all. Instant classic.

 

[Ford Prefect]

That's the way I feel a lot when reading PBF comics.

Some of them are brilliant, and some are soul crushingly dumb.

Your soul was crushed a long time ago.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

I have to say this is the most clever one:

I'm not feeling very clever right now. what's the joke?

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

uh, he had enough of the guy's taunts so he says fuck the foam bat and eat some mace.

It's a feather on top of his helmet, not blood.

He's not talking about the Medieval Wahck-A-Mole, but rathter the realy PBF where the guy kills himself in front of a mole with a shotgun.

 

[weepy]

Queen goes on her respective colored square.

I don't get it, if they were aiming for the king he would be on the dark square. Or if the pieces were drunk and just randomly shooting things how the hell would they end up shooting the queen when the pawns were right in front of her?/sarcasm

I was merely mirroring what would happen normally in the PBF threads. I though you guys got the joke...*shrugs*

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I was merely mirroring what would happen normally in the PBF threads. I though you guys got the joke...*shrugs*

oh.

Lay it on thicker, like frozen butter. =P

 

[rollingstart]

i don't get it, guess i'm an idiot. care to explain it?

I'm not feeling very clever right now. what's the joke?

three clues:

1) the 'rules' card is jesus
2) there are three kings there
3) read the bible (I havent, but I still know some bits of it.)

 

[BobJustBob]

I'm not feeling very clever right now. what's the joke?

He has come to show them the way.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

The internet in a nutshell:

As usual, Teh Expressions!

Probably my favorite, and where the book gets its title:

...

...

 

[Region-FreeWii]

ugh, everytime someone posts a new comic, two post later someone is asking to explain it, ugh....

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

three clues:

1) the 'rules' card is jesus
2) there are three kings there
3) read the bible (I havent, but I still know some bits of it.)

I got that much, at least.

He has come to show them the way.

ah, OK.

ugh, everytime someone posts a new comic, two post later someone is asking to explain it, ugh....

and your point is...?

 

[Rufus]

and your point is...?

"Idiots."

 

[ratcliffja]

Probably my favorite, and where the book gets its title:

Yeah that one is the best. It took me a while to get it, but the payoff was great.

 

[JDSN]

Agent Sweet is about to get burned on that book's cover. :lol

 

[Beezy]

I'm seriously thinking about buying that book now. :lol

Agent Sweet is about to burned on that book's cover. :lol

I'm just noticing the "BURN HIM" Valentine's Day heart candy. :lol

 

[cochese]

:lol :lol :lol this thread needs to be stickied!!! Love PBF!

 

[p01ar]

Damn, the book comes out October 22nd now? I swear it was earlier.. was all excited I'd be getting it soon! I didnt think it'd have anything new, but if there's a few new strips that'd rock.

It was originally the 5th. It was coming out in time for my birthday.

 

[Kosma]

A gaffer didn't make these. You were lied to.

I was lied to?

*Outrage*

 

[RevenantKioku]

Man you're strips are some of the best I have read in my life, really, thanks for making them. You truly are gifted.

Now, why else would I get these PMs?