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(Old?)Threspeech review Heavenly sword

Draft said:
Dead trees.
I think that's his point actually. You don't see people complaining as much when OXM or OPM or whatever reviews a game. OK, maybe that one PS Euro magazine, but those guys lost credibility long time ago with their dumb rumors.
 
Marconelly said:
I think that's his point actually. You don't see people complaining as much when OXM or OPM or whatever reviews a game. OK, maybe that one PS Euro magazine, but those guys lost credibility long time ago with their dumb rumors.
Serious response: I believe OPM and OXM, despite their names, are in fact completely independent entities, owned only by whatever publishes them, where as threespeech is literally funded by Sony. Could be wrong.

And even if I'm not, it's not like dudes are running around waving flags because OXM gave Halo 3 9.5. Well I mean some guys do but we know what they're all about.
 
They wouldn't appear so stupid if they'd labeled their marketing pitch "impressions of final build" or something. "Review"? Shiiiiiiiiiit.
 
Draft said:
Serious response: I believe OPM and OXM, despite their names, are in fact completely independent entities, owned only by whatever publishes them, where as threespeech is literally funded by Sony. Could be wrong.
Yeah, that could actually be correct, but I'm not sure either.

And even if I'm not, it's not like dudes are running around waving flags because OXM gave Halo 3 9.5. Well I mean some guys do but we know what they're all about.
That's a bit unfair to say - there was in fact a thread about Bioshock review from OXM, but it was the first review of the game out. In fact, this Threespeech review is again the first review of the game that I've seen (if it really is a review, I'm not sure quite frankly that they didn't just played that two level preview).

Of course this thread will not be complete until someone mentions that Play also reviewed it. Play vs Threespeech, now who has more credibility?
 
the_id said:
^^when i saw it i thought it said "Pussy menu"...sick mind...

EDIT: Look at the date, tentative release date is 12/9 at least for euroland.



Thats September 12th for release. In other countries they reverse the day and month.
 
Draft said:
Serious response: I believe OPM and OXM, despite their names, are in fact completely independent entities, owned only by whatever publishes them, where as threespeech is literally funded by Sony. Could be wrong.

And even if I'm not, it's not like dudes are running around waving flags because OXM gave Halo 3 9.5. Well I mean some guys do but we know what they're all about.

In the UK both OPM and OXM are published by Future Publising, the same publishing house that does Edge or PC Gamer. Future publishing buys the naming rights off Sony or MS which it has for several years, so again its not like they are being funded through MS or Sony.

Whether they are completely unbiased is another story, but since OXM UK has given 7/10 to MS published titles such as Crackdown or Blue Dragon I would say that their scoring system doesn't seem to be dictated from MS.

edit: my bad, OXM US gave Crackdown a 7/10, OXM UK gave it a 9/10. Too many OXMs going around.
 
sp0rsk said:
Surely the official Sony viral marketing blog is a source to be trusted.

They downplayed FEAR for the PS3 when it came out so I don't think they're quite the rubberstamp people think. Not that I'd trust them for their reviews though. But as previewers they're okay, and no worse than 1up or Gamespot.
 
dark10x said:
I have to admit, with Bioshock and Metroid Prime 3 so near release, it really is hard to muster any excitement for this or Lair. They simply don't hold the same appeal for me.

The demo of Heavenly Sword really turned me off with its choppy framerate, jerky animations, and odd control quirks.

I dont know...bioshock is anomoly for me...I am not a big fps fan at all...but that game just looks fantastic...HS is much more my type of game though...Meaning both have me very interested...Metroid or any other fps not so much. I disagree on all your negatives though...animations are better than NG sigma in some ways for me...controls are easy...and I have very little issue with frame rate.
 
I don't go too Treespeech for reviews. They even admit they are part of Sony.

But the people blogging has the right to state an opinion.

Just like Major Nelson and the likes have the right to state one.


edit: What the hell, it's just a preview. Didn't notice that. Previews on any site are often positive.
 
I played the demo like 7 times last night just trying different moves and stuff. The amount of time I'll likely put into the game before I'm through may be fairly sickening.
 
Sirolf said:
Yep i know this is an official blog but it acknowledges the fact that the PS3 is in need of killer apps right in the beginning.So i give them the benefice of doubt :)
You acknowledge that the PS3 need a killer app and that this "review" comes from the official blog...so you're able to give it the benefit of your doubt........................

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OK!
 
JonathanEx said:
UKResistance commented on this review...

WTF does UKResistance have against Sony? It's like Hirai ran over their dogs or something.
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Kittonwy said:
WTF does UKResistance have against Sony? It's like Hirai ran over their dogs or something.
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Well, Sony is their "enemy" since they killed Sega during the Dreamcast era, I guess.
 
Kittonwy said:
WTF does UKResistance have against Sony? It's like Hirai ran over their dogs or something.
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They're a joke site from way back in the day when the SEGA/Sony war was the hottest thing going. They're sort of a parody of the "hardcore SEGA fanboy" of the time. Personally, I think they're hilarious.
 
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol
 
Segata Sanshiro said:
They're a joke site from way back in the day when the SEGA/Sony war was the hottest thing going. They're sort of a parody of the "hardcore SEGA fanboy" of the time. Personally, I think they're hilarious.

Me too. But only because Zorg lurks here...
 
Segata Sanshiro said:
They're a joke site from way back in the day when the SEGA/Sony war was the hottest thing going. They're sort of a parody of the "hardcore SEGA fanboy" of the time. Personally, I think they're hilarious.
The kinda scary thing is that a lot of people on their comments section take that site pretty dead seriously.
 
tha_con said:
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol
your mission is to find a poster that said both of those things and report back, because i certainly didn't.

no one is saying they are lying either, just saying that we can't really take anything they say about the quality of a game particularly seriously when it's a Sony published game being talked about on a Sony made site... just the same as if Major Nelson 'reviewed' any Microsoft Game Studios title.

which still wouldn't be the same as an OXM review of Bioshock, since Bioshock is not from Microsoft Game Studios and OXM isn't run by MS... but there you go.

i look forwards to your report of the *specific* posters that are jumping up and down about the Bioshock review and decrying this non review.
 
tha_con said:
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol
One is being paid for by Sony. The other is not paid by Microsoft (they actually pay MS for the name).
 
tha_con said:
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol
Friggen GAF is so Microsoft biased I'm surprised Sony fans even bother to post here.
 
plagiarize said:
your mission is to find a poster that said both of those things and report back, because i certainly didn't.

no one is saying they are lying either, just saying that we can't really take anything they say about the quality of a game particularly seriously when it's a Sony published game being talked about on a Sony made site... just the same as if Major Nelson 'reviewed' any Microsoft Game Studios title.

which still wouldn't be the same as an OXM review of Bioshock, since Bioshock is not from Microsoft Game Studios and OXM isn't run by MS... but there you go.

i look forwards to your report of the *specific* posters that are jumping up and down about the Bioshock review and decrying this non review.

Uh huh. Well I guess that settles it then. If it's not cats or dry sarcasm, it's not humor on GAF :)
 
Draft said:
Friggen GAF is so Microsoft biased I'm surprised Sony fans even bother to post here.

I wouldn't say GAF is biased at all to MS. I will say GAF enjoy's bickering, complaining, pointing fingers, accusing, cursing, cats, over hyping, over exaggerating, flipping out, going crazy, freaking out, hating CEO's, pretending ot know they know PR, counting numbers, predicting numbers, cats, laughing at sales, cats, the ":lol" smiley, and lots and lots of Rick Roll.

GAF is a world where gamers think that they are the PRIME audience for every company. When in reality, the hardcore gamer is generally what matters least. GAF wants eveyrthing, and thinks of no reasons why x isn't happening, they simply 'want'.

But, this is our mind set as gamers, so who can blame us as a community? I mean, we've played games nearly all our lives, and we want the best. The problem is, in our younger days, we were content with anything, and everything SEEMED great. But now as we've grown older, we forget how easily we were entertained, and how bad those games / systems might have been, but we WANT more.

Nothing has changed, just gamers. So no, GAF isn't biased to anyone, we're just a bunch of upset gamers who want to be spoon fed. :D
 
tha_con said:
Uh huh. Well I guess that settles it then. If it's not cats or dry sarcasm, it's not humor on GAF :)
i just see that kind of tosh on gaf a lot and it gets tired. if it's a joke it's one that's been done countless times already.

gaf said this then they said this seemingly contradictory thing!

like gaf is some kind of gestalt entity with a singular opinion. most of the time when you see something like that, it's actually entirely seperate people with the seemingly contradictory opinions.

and nobody, in the history of ever, used the 'i was joking!!! honest!!!' defence when getting called out over something.

tha_con said:
I wouldn't say GAF is biased at all to MS. I will say GAF enjoy's bickering, complaining, pointing fingers, accusing, cursing, cats, over hyping, over exaggerating, flipping out, going crazy, freaking out, hating CEO's, pretending ot know they know PR, counting numbers, predicting numbers, cats, laughing at sales, cats, the ":lol" smiley, and lots and lots of Rick Roll.

GAF is a world where gamers think that they are the PRIME audience for every company. When in reality, the hardcore gamer is generally what matters least. GAF wants eveyrthing, and thinks of no reasons why x isn't happening, they simply 'want'.

But, this is our mind set as gamers, so who can blame us as a community? I mean, we've played games nearly all our lives, and we want the best. The problem is, in our younger days, we were content with anything, and everything SEEMED great. But now as we've grown older, we forget how easily we were entertained, and how bad those games / systems might have been, but we WANT more.

Nothing has changed, just gamers. So no, GAF isn't biased to anyone, we're just a bunch of upset gamers who want to be spoon fed. :D

though that was a great post... don't think it applies to everyone on gaf. heck i bet it doesn't even apply to the majority.
 
plagiarize said:
i just see that kind of tosh on gaf a lot and it gets tired. if it's a joke it's one that's been done countless times already.

gaf said this then they said this seemingly contradictory thing!

like gaf is some kind of gestalt entity with a singular opinion. most of the time when you see something like that, it's actually entirely seperate people with the seemingly contradictory opinions.

and nobody, in the history of ever, used the 'i was joking!!! honest!!!' defence when getting called out over something.



though that was a great post... don't think it applies to everyone on gaf. heck i bet it doesn't even apply to the majority.

Yea, see, when I said "I love GAF" I wasn't suggesting that GAF is an entity, I was saying I love the forum, the community, and the people. Just like the phrase "I love america".

Also, I agree, it doesn't apply to everyone on GAF, but the majority of us who have grown as gamers have forgotten why we loved those games in the past. We've grown to think that, after our long investment into videogames, and the industry as a whole, we are 'owed' more than we've 'recieved'.

This is why so many people were 'angry' by Sony's seemingly 'arrogant' behavior the last two years.
 
tha_con said:
Yea, see, when I said "I love GAF" I wasn't suggesting that GAF is an entity, I was saying I love the forum, the community, and the people. Just like the phrase "I love america".

Also, I agree, it doesn't apply to everyone on GAF, but the majority of us who have grown as gamers have forgotten why we loved those games in the past. We've grown to think that, after our long investment into videogames, and the industry as a whole, we are 'owed' more than we've 'recieved'.

This is why so many people were 'angry' by Sony's seemingly 'arrogant' behavior the last two years.
there is a large number of gamers who think they are 'owed' things. things like free additional content. things like free online multiplayer. things like cheap consoles. i say we should praise the people that lose money on hardware, and give stuff that costs them money to make away for free, instead of attacking those that don't, and i say it a lot... i don't see that GAF is particularly guilty of that compared to anywhere else, or where the impression comes from that it's a majority that think that way.

i don't think that's why people were upset with Sony's arrogance in 05 and 06 (been pretty good this year aside from a wacky post NPD press release or two) though. i think they were upset with them because they were being arrogant. sometimes a horse is just a horse.

again though, you speak of majorities without providing anything to back up your belief that a majority believe or act that way. that kind of thing just annoys me because it comes across to me like you're speaking for everyone else.
 
*Closes eyes*

Ok ok ok, let me guess!!!

Better than Bioshock!? That's what i would say if i was them, just for lolols
 
tha_con said:
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol

you do know that bioshock got perfect scores even in nintendo power right?

but on a serious note..... oxm isn't the score people are holding there impressions on. its every fucking magazine you can think of,even playboy and hustler gave it a perfect score.
 
I read a rumour that HS is going to X360 anyways, so this is more good news for X360 fans!
 
tha_con said:
HS Three Speech Review - "omg, dude they are TOTALLY biased, it's a SONY site, rofl, they are lying"

OXM Bioshock Review - "OMG, WTF YES, 10/10 THIS GAME ROXORZ I KNEW IT YES YES YES ON MY BIG DADDY"

I love GAF :lol
Thats Exactly what I was just thinking! :lol :lol
 
InterMoniker said:
Thats Exactly what I was just thinking! :lol :lol

Then something is wrong with your brain.

If this was a PSM review I would have no issues.

This is a review from the official unofficial Playstation Blog or a preview copy.

If Major Nelson started posting reviews on 360 games I would have laugh at it too.
 
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