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[The Take Out Bandit]

Yep, people can bitch about Soul Calibur 4 all they like; but it's shit like this I find truly offensive.

GO WATCH SOME PORN ALREADY!

 

[Triumph]

Yep, people can bitch about Soul Calibur 4 all they like; but it's shit like this I find truly offensive.

GO WATCH SOME PORN ALREADY!

Well, it's been long established that you're insane, tho.

 

[Zeke]

The Take Out Bandit
Working on my PhD:
Playa Hating Degree
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why you gotta be hating?

 

[Pellham]

I can't believe a thread of this exists. You'd think that GAF has never felt a pair of bosoms before.

while a great % of GAFers are adults in their 20s-40s, you can't forget all of the teenagers and eternal virgins who signed up...

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Well, it's been long established that you're insane, tho.

Wanking to girls talking about video game sales is no different from wanking to girls with peenies!

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

Wanking to girls talking about video game sales is no different from wanking to girls with peenies!

Your point sir!?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Your point sir!?

My you're direct. ^_^

 

[lil smoke]

Tagged this for after work

Exactly. I am in love with this woman.

 

[Blueblur1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs

Hawwt.

 

[backflip10019]

Hawwt.

Someone really needs to gif-ify that.

 

[jakncoke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs

i bet she has pornstar like deepthroating ability's

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

"GAY GAY GAY GAY.


Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, we just need to know it."

Made me laugh.

 

[maynerd]

I think she's hot.

 

[clockradiospeakers]

I can't believe a thread of this exists. You'd think that GAF has never felt a pair of bosoms before.

This is GAF.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Yea, I'm not feeling it.

 

[VaLiancY]

I wonder what her response would be to this thread.:lol

Keep it up GAF. I'm laughing my ass off to a good start today.

 

[Catalix]

I wonder what her response would be to this thread.:lol

Keep it up GAF. I'm laughing my ass off to a good start today.

I'm sure she's used to stuff like this by now.

 

[Keylime]

I appreciate the jiggling :lol

...and what's with the "lol virgins" comments? I dare you to hop into the Scarlett Johannsen 3some thread and laugh at everyone in there posting or quoting the SJ jiggles.gif.

Nothin wrong with admiring some floppy bewbage, fools.

 

[Dark Octave]

Ummm...aren't there laws against this at the workplace?

 

[Ned Flanders]

So I was working up a re-jerk and figured I'd post these in order to keep the whole vibe going..

 

[B!TCH]

Neat.

 

[Keylime]

Ummm...aren't there laws against this at the workplace?

When you're in entertainment, HR kinda gets tossed out the window.

Getting ratings is your job, and copping a feel on your attractive co-worker (as per the script, or with her permission) is great for ratings (as evidenced by this thread).

 

[lil smoke]

So I was working up a re-jerk and figured I'd post these in order to keep the whole vibe going..

:lol Protip: do not re-jerk on fridays. Never know what the night'll bring.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Serious question, but does Olivia serve any purpose other than sex object? i haven't seen the show much since she came on as a host, but that seems to be the extent of her skill, along with the occasional witty remark.

 

[Ned Flanders]

:lol Protip: do not re-jerk on fridays. Never know what the night'll bring.

You must not know who you're speaking to.


The Staminator has no such concerns.

 

[Keylime]

Serious question, but does Olivia serve any purpose other than sex object? i haven't seen the show much since she came on as a host, but that seems to be the extent of her skill, along with the occasional witty remark.

What else would she need to do? She knows her role.

 

[lil smoke]

You must not know who you're speaking to.


The Staminator has no such concerns.

:lol Alright Ned! If you say so. Nothing a chick hates more than a drained pipe!

 

[Kastro]

:lol Alright Ned! If you say so. Nothing a chick hates more than a drained pipe!

dude, it's neogaf

 

[Tobor]

Her parents must be so proud. :lol She's literally there to be perved on.

 

[The Blue Jihad]

I can't believe a thread of this exists. You'd think that GAF has never felt a pair of bosoms before.

Bag of sand?

 

[ViperVisor]

TV-MA

Masturbate that is.

 

[The Frankman]

Olivia Munn. ehhh

Now Kirsten Holt of "Cheat!"??? OH YES.

 

[Ned Flanders]

The Staminator does not fuck to receive gratification, but rather to gratify.


He doesn't need a stockpile of semen to achieve an erection.

He has to think extensively about marriage to even begin to lose an erection.

He DOES NOT STOP FUCKING...until his partner is spent. A quivering mass of sweat and overloaded neurons, begging for respite from the burdens of pure pleasure.


Masturbatory routines...alcohol consumption...nocturnal emissions..none of these potentialities can halt the force that is..


THE STAMINATOR.

 

[lil smoke]

dude, it's neogaf

Let me tell you about my bed wetting problem :

...yeah :lol

 

[Dazzla]

Thought I'd add this little snapshot:

 

[JayDubya]

Serious question, but does Olivia serve any purpose other than sex object? i haven't seen the show much since she came on as a host, but that seems to be the extent of her skill, along with the occasional witty remark.

I guess she figures it's better than doing porn?

 

[UrokeJoe]

She does it for me.

 

[gantz85]

Serious question, but does Olivia serve any purpose other than sex object? i haven't seen the show much since she came on as a host, but that seems to be the extent of her skill, along with the occasional witty remark.

She isn't even taken seriously in the gaming press, so that tells you how low in the rungs she is in general media. She is hot though:

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Thought I'd this little snapshot:

+

=
Bliss.

 

[jobber]

It's a message board dedicated to her with nothing but screen caps and gifs

 

[lil smoke]

She isn't even taken seriously in the gaming press, so that tells you how low in the rungs she is in general media. She is hot though:

LOL... who really gives a shit about the gaming press other than here at GAF. Low in the rungs.... :lol

She needs to step away from little video games, and be the sexy ass star she can be. That's the only problem.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

She needs to step away from little video games, and be the sexy ass star she can be. That's the only problem.

That's a problem, and another problem is that you'll probably find hotter women walking the streets of South Beach on a daily basis.

 

[Diablos]

And to think, this show is basically G4's answer to The Screen Savers. :lol

 

[Femmeworth]

I used to wonder why G4 was still on the air. I think I finally found my answer. Oh and what a hot answer it is.

 

[gantz85]

LOL... who really gives a shit about the gaming press other than here at GAF. Low in the rungs.... :lol

She needs to step away from little video games, and be the sexy ass star she can be. That's the only problem.

Precisely, and she isn't even taken seriously IN the low-rung gaming press.. which means she is poof

She's great, but there's plenty better on the silver screen.

 

[Zeke]

Olivia Munn. ehhh

Now Kirsten Holt of "Cheat!"??? OH YES.

do not want sometimes she looks hot other times her mouth looks all sorts of fucked up

 

[backflip10019]

That's a problem, and another problem is that you'll probably find hotter women walking the streets of South Beach on a daily basis.

If you don't think she's smoking hot, you must be gay. I've never met a man that hasn't wanted to bang the shit out of her.

 

[Zombie James]

WHY? WHY MUST I FEEL PAIN?!

Spoiler

:drool:

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

If you don't think she's smoking hot, you must be gay. I've never met a man that hasn't wanted to bang the shit out of her.

He didn't say she was ugly, or not attractive. If you don't think there are tons and tons of women who are more attractive than her, than you are blinded by her persona maybe.

 

[CharlieDigital]

He didn't say she was ugly, or not attractive. If you don't think there are tons and tons of women who are more attractive than her, than you are blinded by her persona maybe.

Isn't that one component of attraction?