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Geeker said:What the flying fuck. Joke i presume/hope.
The Grand Lucifarius said:I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning.
The Grand Lucifarius said:Nope. I have a cam now. I could post pics of the stump. It gets pretty messy when I pee though if my prostate flairs up. It was penetrated with the tip of a knife sharpener the night before (or two nights before?) the castration. When that happens the end streams and sometimes sputters an alternating burst of puss and pee. Blood stopped coming out about a year after it happened. I would feel faint a couple times during a day because I would pee so much blood out. It would leak blood on its own. Try explaining that one to your high school junior peers. They all said it was a period. I laughed. I probably should have went to a doctor during that whole thing but my mom pressured me not to because were Christian scientists. I was majorly enamored by it at first, but should have just left it heal. But I can do some cool stuff with it now a days if I dowse the stump in Ambesol; I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning. But yeah, they don't use lead in pencils anymore, just leaves an odd smell after I do that. Moms, it's like, die already, ya know?
Do you have any pets?
Barrage said:WTF is 2girls1cup? Note I want summarization please, not links or pics.
*involuntary shudder*
WOWThe Grand Lucifarius said:Nope. I have a cam now. I could post pics of the stump. It gets pretty messy when I pee though if my prostate flairs up. It was penetrated with the tip of a knife sharpener the night before (or two nights before?) the castration. When that happens the end streams and sometimes sputters an alternating burst of puss and pee. Blood stopped coming out about a year after it happened. I would feel faint a couple times during a day because I would pee so much blood out. It would leak blood on its own. Try explaining that one to your high school junior peers. They all said it was a period. I laughed. I probably should have went to a doctor during that whole thing but my mom pressured me not to because were Christian scientists. I was majorly enamored by it at first, but should have just left it heal. But I can do some cool stuff with it now a days if I dowse the stump in Ambesol; I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning. But yeah, they don't use lead in pencils anymore, just leaves an odd smell after I do that. Moms, it's like, die already, ya know?
Do you have any pets?
ohhhhhh my god I'm not going to watch the original... HE TOOK HIS BALLS OUT??? You can't do that I mean you just can't do that. Take your balls out wtf! Internets is really fucked up nowadays. Dude took his balls out I can't believe that, it's not smarties it's your balls!! You can't take them out. Put em back plz.chubigans said:While I have not seen Pain Olympics, I did see someone seeing it, and it was great. :lol
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401364 (safe to view)
+++Az987 said:as soon as I saw a knife to a penis i turned that shit off
The Grand Lucifarius said:Nope. I have a cam now. I could post pics of the stump. It gets pretty messy when I pee though if my prostate flairs up. It was penetrated with the tip of a knife sharpener the night before (or two nights before?) the castration. When that happens the end streams and sometimes sputters an alternating burst of puss and pee. Blood stopped coming out about a year after it happened. I would feel faint a couple times during a day because I would pee so much blood out. It would leak blood on its own. Try explaining that one to your high school junior peers. They all said it was a period. I laughed. I probably should have went to a doctor during that whole thing but my mom pressured me not to because were Christian scientists. I was majorly enamored by it at first, but should have just left it heal. But I can do some cool stuff with it now a days if I dowse the stump in Ambesol; I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning. But yeah, they don't use lead in pencils anymore, just leaves an odd smell after I do that. Moms, it's like, die already, ya know?
Do you have any pets?
chubigans said:Urban Dictionary is the best thing ever:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2girls1cup
Text only, yet it still made me queasy. Gah.
The Grand Lucifarius said:Nope. I have a cam now. I could post pics of the stump. It gets pretty messy when I pee though if my prostate flairs up. It was penetrated with the tip of a knife sharpener the night before (or two nights before?) the castration. When that happens the end streams and sometimes sputters an alternating burst of puss and pee. Blood stopped coming out about a year after it happened. I would feel faint a couple times during a day because I would pee so much blood out. It would leak blood on its own. Try explaining that one to your high school junior peers. They all said it was a period. I laughed. I probably should have went to a doctor during that whole thing but my mom pressured me not to because were Christian scientists. I was majorly enamored by it at first, but should have just left it heal. But I can do some cool stuff with it now a days if I dowse the stump in Ambesol; I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning. But yeah, they don't use lead in pencils anymore, just leaves an odd smell after I do that. Moms, it's like, die already, ya know?
Do you have any pets?
Fuzzery said:What's the 9/11 phone thing?
wut.The Grand Lucifarius said:Nope. I have a cam now. I could post pics of the stump. It gets pretty messy when I pee though if my prostate flairs up. It was penetrated with the tip of a knife sharpener the night before (or two nights before?) the castration. When that happens the end streams and sometimes sputters an alternating burst of puss and pee. Blood stopped coming out about a year after it happened. I would feel faint a couple times during a day because I would pee so much blood out. It would leak blood on its own. Try explaining that one to your high school junior peers. They all said it was a period. I laughed. I probably should have went to a doctor during that whole thing but my mom pressured me not to because were Christian scientists. I was majorly enamored by it at first, but should have just left it heal. But I can do some cool stuff with it now a days if I dowse the stump in Ambesol; I can sick a pencil in the urethra and at least look like i have a penis. My mom would tell me I would get lead poisoning. But yeah, they don't use lead in pencils anymore, just leaves an odd smell after I do that. Moms, it's like, die already, ya know?
Do you have any pets?
This was really fucked, and I've seen a lot of the stuff discussed in this thread. (The Russian beheading clip was probably the most uncomfortable. There are some things about the human body I could have done without knowing.)Amir0x said:I don't recommend anyone to listen to this who still feels 9/11 is close to home as I do. But if you really must, go here. It catalogs a phone call of Kevin Cosgrove to 9-1-1, up until the literal last second before the tower crumbles on him.
What the fuck? Is this real, have anyone seen this shit?Getting fucked by a horse to his death
I refuse to watch these shock videos, but watching videos of people's reactions are pretty funny/interesting.Timedog said:since I guess it's okay to post these threads now(?), here's joe rogan watching 2 girls 1 cup, followed by his friend watching bme pain olympics.
http://www.break.com/index/joe-rogan-watches-2-girls-1-cup.html
Amir0x said:I don't recommend anyone to listen to this who still feels 9/11 is close to home as I do. But if you really must, go here. It catalogs a phone call of Kevin Cosgrove to 9-1-1, up until the literal last second before the tower crumbles on him.
Armitage said:Probably faked.
This, on the other hand, is penis pain inducing real.
Klaxon said:Can't wait until this guy puts his movie up on the net:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Armin_Meiwes.jpg
Gaborn said:So... the fact that you're a "member" is a little ironic then, isn't it?
That shit is hilarious if you don't think of WTF they were doing while he said that! LOL.Kestastrophe said:The "If I'm still alive in the morning, we'll eat my balls" thread made me uneasy for a few days.
2girls1cup is real. it's a mfx video, they're shit masters.Batmonk said:I agree. Even if if 2girls1cup is real (trust me, anything in pron can be faked), it's still not as bad as real tragedy. As for Mr. Pain Olympics, he's obviously disturbed and wants to die of infection. Not really shocked here.
The Grand Lucifarius said:I bet you think you're funny, huh asshole?
Yeah real clever. Not as funny as when my sister made fun of me last year when I was standing in line to buy my Wii.
That was so so so so funny. So was this. I'm smiling so big. I'm happy you're funny.