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Peter Moore's first sentence backstage after the conference?

bud said:
i haven't seen the conference and i can't find the thread. what happened?
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MS showed a bunch of stuff we already know about.. the general impression was "meh"..

The standout things were a RE5 trailer, Assassins creed on screen demonstration and a COD 4 on screen demo. All of these were especially impressive, so you should find them for sure. There was a halo campaign trailer shown at the end and people had middling reactions to it. They announced a Halo xbox sku, but the only thing unique about it is the color (green)

Oh and G4 ruined the coverage with commercial interuptions and no tape delay.. They actually interrupted midway through the big halo trailer.

edit// Also, GAF failed hardcore.. I could barley make it load more than an hour after the conference. I imagine it failed even worse during the conference, so don't expect it to survive the other two either.
 
"I wish Perrin were here."

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CUT TO: BACKSTAGE

Silence. Various Microsoft interns look at each other in nervous anticipation. JEFF BELL is sipping a Pelligrino, texting someone on his cel phone. We cut to the cel phone screen. It reads, "How awesome was that, dog? I'm straight trippin' boo." Jeff laughs privately.

Suddenly, the side curtains are thrown back and PETER MOORE stalks onto the scene. Everyone snaps to attention. Peter pauses, his body rigid and his eyes crazy. He scans the room, staring each and every person in their shaking faces as his jaw clenches. Interns avert their gaze. One even runs from the room. Jeff, however, is oblivious. He continues to text message someone on his phone and giggle, trying to fist bump the intern next to him.

Peter levels his gaze at Jeff. He walks over with purpose, each step sure in its placement. Jeff looks up and grins at Peter. He starts to open his mouth to say something when...

SNAP. Peter breaks Jeff's neck with a swift flash of his hands. Jeff crumples to the floor. An intern moves to the body and drags it off to the side. Another intern waits with a laundry bin and sulfuric acid. Peter nods to them.

PETER
Dispose of it.

CUT TO BLACK.
 
EMBee99 said:
CUT TO: BACKSTAGE

Silence. Various Microsoft interns look at each other in nervous anticipation. JEFF BELL is sipping a Pelligrino, texting someone on his cel phone. We cut to the cel phone screen. It reads, "How awesome was that, dog? I'm straight trippin' boo." Jeff laughs privately.

Suddenly, the side curtains are thrown back and PETER MOORE stalks onto the scene. Everyone snaps to attention. Peter pauses, his body rigid and his eyes crazy. He scans the room, staring each and every person in their shaking faces as his jaw clenches. Interns avert their gaze. One even runs from the room. Jeff, however, is oblivious. He continues to text message someone on his phone and giggle, trying to fist bump the intern next to him.

Peter levels his gaze at Jeff. He walks over with purpose, each step sure in its placement. Jeff looks up and grins at Peter. He starts to open his mouth to say something when...

SNAP. Peter breaks Jeff's neck with a swift flash of his hands. Jeff crumples to the floor. An intern moves to the body and drags it off to the side. Another intern waits with a laundry bin and sulfuric acid. Peter nods to them.

PETER
Dispose of it.

CUT TO BLACK.
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You forgot the part where the interns throw the corpse into the same meatgrinder that once ground the guys who presented Genji 2 and Warhawk
 
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Yeah, I really like the family aspect you have going on at EA and this Microsoft thing really ain't so good, so you got any jobs going?
 
"Ugliest console I have ever picked up, and 30 mins of sucking Halo's PR cock. I'm good but I'm not a miracle worker, f*ck it I'm out! F U GAF!!!"

or

"I didnt expect to Win the Console war, SONY did, therefore I WIN AGAIN BITCHES!!!"
 
PistolGrip said:
"Ugliest console I have ever picked up, and 30 mins of sucking Halo's PR cock. I'm good but I'm not a miracle worker, f*ck it I'm out! F U GAF!!!"

or

"I didnt expect to Win the Console war, SONY did, therefore I WIN AGAIN BITCHES!!!"
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Calm down, man. Just in general. Christ.
 
EMBee99 said:
CUT TO: BACKSTAGE

Silence. Various Microsoft interns look at each other in nervous anticipation. JEFF BELL is sipping a Pelligrino, texting someone on his cel phone. We cut to the cel phone screen. It reads, "How awesome was that, dog? I'm straight trippin' boo." Jeff laughs privately.

Suddenly, the side curtains are thrown back and PETER MOORE stalks onto the scene. Everyone snaps to attention. Peter pauses, his body rigid and his eyes crazy. He scans the room, staring each and every person in their shaking faces as his jaw clenches. Interns avert their gaze. One even runs from the room. Jeff, however, is oblivious. He continues to text message someone on his phone and giggle, trying to fist bump the intern next to him.

Peter levels his gaze at Jeff. He walks over with purpose, each step sure in its placement. Jeff looks up and grins at Peter. He starts to open his mouth to say something when...

SNAP. Peter breaks Jeff's neck with a swift flash of his hands. Jeff crumples to the floor. An intern moves to the body and drags it off to the side. Another intern waits with a laundry bin and sulfuric acid. Peter nods to them.

PETER
Dispose of it.

CUT TO BLACK.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Post of the year.
 
PistolGrip said:
"Ugliest console I have ever picked up, and 30 mins of sucking Halo's PR cock. I'm good but I'm not a miracle worker, f*ck it I'm out! F U GAF!!!"

or

"I didnt expect to Win the Console war, SONY did, therefore I WIN AGAIN BITCHES!!!"
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PistolGrip, you are slowly losing what little grip you had to begin with, dude.
 
Backstage reporter: Moore, why did you decide to only show games in 07? Why not show us whats coming?

Moore: Don't worry the future looks great! (winks)
 
re-reading this thread after learning that peter moore is going to EA after Microsoft, its more actually in-line with wanting to promote his future company's product (in response to the first post)

:P
 
EMBee99 said:
CUT TO: BACKSTAGE

Silence. Various Microsoft interns look at each other in nervous anticipation. JEFF BELL is sipping a Pelligrino, texting someone on his cel phone. We cut to the cel phone screen. It reads, "How awesome was that, dog? I'm straight trippin' boo." Jeff laughs privately.

Suddenly, the side curtains are thrown back and PETER MOORE stalks onto the scene. Everyone snaps to attention. Peter pauses, his body rigid and his eyes crazy. He scans the room, staring each and every person in their shaking faces as his jaw clenches. Interns avert their gaze. One even runs from the room. Jeff, however, is oblivious. He continues to text message someone on his phone and giggle, trying to fist bump the intern next to him.

Peter levels his gaze at Jeff. He walks over with purpose, each step sure in its placement. Jeff looks up and grins at Peter. He starts to open his mouth to say something when...

SNAP. Peter breaks Jeff's neck with a swift flash of his hands. Jeff crumples to the floor. An intern moves to the body and drags it off to the side. Another intern waits with a laundry bin and sulfuric acid. Peter nods to them.

PETER
Dispose of it.

CUT TO BLACK.
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Peter = Rambo
 
P. Moore : "Guys, wtf was wrong with your stupid guitar controller thingie. I mean, it kept pausing the game and I looked like an idiot. Seriously"

Harmonix Dude : "Ya know, things br..."

P.M : "Ok, fine, I'll just quit and join EA"
 
TONX said:
"who puts a pause button on a guitar!?"
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I really think that the fact it happened on G4 as well should convince Harmonix to reconceive where the pause button should be on those guitar/controlers...
 
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