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[TLZ]

Phil walks into Xbox Dev hq:
"Hey dudes, I Wana take one of those home. I want to play on one already and brag about it on Twitter"

Jack: "They're still not ready yet Phil. We told you that last week. We still need another 5-6 months. And it's 11.30pm, what're you doing here?"

Phil: "I DON'T CARE. Also, you're lying. I see them right there on your desks."

Jack: "These are unfinished prototypes. We're still working on and testing them"

Phil: "Liar"

Jack: "Go home Phil you're drunk"

Phil: "NO" *Phil sprays whip cream on Jack's face and takes the first console in sight.

Phil: "hnnnngg I have the thcarlett in my handthhh *burp* I'm going to hook this up and play and tell the whole world on Twitter ABOUT IT *pukes on Xbox* Oops. Thorry Jack. Ughh *Burp*"

-Half hour later-
Phil: "Aaaaand SEND *tweet*. Yaass saweeeetuhh. Now let's play some gaemzz. *Click click* *click click click click click* Wow everything's working perfectly! Uhhaaahhuhuhuh! Liar Jack"

-10 mins later-
*Knock knock* *ding dong*
Jack: "Phil. Open the door Phil I know you're there. I saw you're tweet man. Wtf have you done man? You took my Xbox X."

Phil: "F***"

 

[GHG]

Phil walks into Xbox Dev hq:
"Hey dudes, I Wana take one of those home. I want to play on one already and brag about it on Twitter"

Jack: "They're still not ready yet Phil. We told you that last week. We still need another 5-6 months. And it's 11.30pm, what're you doing here?"

Phil: "I DON'T CARE. Also, you're lying. I see them right there on your desks."

Jack: "These are unfinished prototypes. We're still working on and testing them"

Phil: "Liar"

Jack: "Go home Phil you're drunk"

Phil: "NO" *Phil sprays whip cream on Jack's face and takes the first console in sight.

Phil: "hnnnngg I have the thcarlett in my handthhh *burp* I'm going to hook this up and play and tell the whole world on Twitter ABOUT IT *pukes on Xbox* Oops. Thorry Jack. Ughh *Burp*"

-Half hour later-
Phil: "Aaaaand SEND *tweet*. Yaass saweeeetuhh. Now let's play some gaemzz. *Click click* *click click click click click* Wow everything's working perfectly! Uhhaaahhuhuhuh! Liar Jack"

-10 mins later-
*Knock knock* *ding dong*
Jack: "Phil. Open the door Phil I know you're there. I saw you're tweet man. Wtf have you done man? You took my Xbox X."

Phil: "F***"

We joke but considering he jumped the gun on talking about control for gamepass...

Someone should tell him to stop talking so much.

 

[Bathtub Fart]

Hey Phil, how's Halo Infinite? Does it actually play like Halo or is it power rangers in space again?

 

[reconminicon]

So why not release this Christmas and get the jump on Sony?

 

[Afro Republican]

Wouldn't this mean that the console is gold or near gold and they can release it ahead of the PS5?

 

[FranXico]

So why not release this Christmas and get the jump on Sony?

Not quite ready for this Christmas. But by next Spring, probably.

Wouldn't this mean that the console is gold or near gold and they can release it ahead of the PS4?

A bit too late to release ahead of the PS4 LOL.

 

[GHG]

Hey Phil, how's Halo Infinite? Does it actually play like Halo or is it power rangers in space again?

Let's be real, halo was always power rangers in space.

Pew pew pew.

 

[magnumpy]

wow it's not even 2020 yet, but ok. things are moving along nicely

 

[Rat Rage]

Imagine a neighbor of Phil actually read one of his tweets and tries to sneak in there just to take a look.

 

[Coolwhhip]

If he already has it does that mean it doesn't have alien tech from the future? Disappointed!

 

[shenmue mugen]

Hey Phil...how about continuing the backwards compatibility program instead of killing it 1,5 years before the arrival of next gen???

That was fucking dishonest because they knew full well that was a selling point for the Xbox.

 

[KiNeMz]

So if he plugs his chromecast into the back of the scarlett he will imediately see a performance increase on his elite controller V2. Nice.

 

[Bathtub Fart]

Let's be real, halo was always power rangers in space.

Pew pew pew.

If that's what you think then you don't know Halo, bitch.

Haha

 

[thelastword]

Imagine a neighbor of Phil actually read one of his tweets and tries to sneak in there just to take a look.

So imagine if the neighbor peruses Phil's house or asks Phil's son, only to find out Phil was just bluffing us?

 

[Codes 208]

Hey Phil...how about continuing the backwards compatibility program instead of killing it 1,5 years before the arrival of next gen???

That was fucking dishonest because they knew full well that was a selling point for the Xbox.

I wouldnt say they killed it, more like they switched over to making sure next gen has BC (with the same kind of improvements that we got with the X) out of the gate.

 

[renzolama]

I'm always so happy to see more news about the personal life and thoughts of American Business Executive Phil Spencer. He's a real person like me, just a stand-up wholesome dude, a real straight shooter. He even plays the same video games I do and he built the game pass in his garage in his spare time which revolutionized the aerospace industry and cured my dog's cancer.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I'm always so happy to see more news about Phil Spencer. He's a real person like me, just a stand-up wholesome dude, a real straight shooter. He even plays the same video games I do and he built the game pass in his garage in his spare time which revolutionized the aerospace industry and cured my dog's cancer.

At first I was like oh no, but then oh yeah. Such a regular guy thats just like us!

Whats funny with Spencer too is that he works at MS for 50 years now and people
are saying for the last 35 years that soon everything will change thanks to him.

 

[lingpanda]

Did Phil violate his NDA by revealing he has one?