TLZ
Banned
Phil walks into Xbox Dev hq:
"Hey dudes, I Wana take one of those home. I want to play on one already and brag about it on Twitter"
Jack: "They're still not ready yet Phil. We told you that last week. We still need another 5-6 months. And it's 11.30pm, what're you doing here?"
Phil: "I DON'T CARE. Also, you're lying. I see them right there on your desks."
Jack: "These are unfinished prototypes. We're still working on and testing them"
Phil: "Liar"
Jack: "Go home Phil you're drunk"
Phil: "NO" *Phil sprays whip cream on Jack's face and takes the first console in sight.
Phil: "hnnnngg I have the thcarlett in my handthhh *burp* I'm going to hook this up and play and tell the whole world on Twitter ABOUT IT *pukes on Xbox* Oops. Thorry Jack. Ughh *Burp*"
-Half hour later-
Phil: "Aaaaand SEND *tweet*. Yaass saweeeetuhh. Now let's play some gaemzz. *Click click* *click click click click click* Wow everything's working perfectly! Uhhaaahhuhuhuh! Liar Jack"
-10 mins later-
*Knock knock* *ding dong*
Jack: "Phil. Open the door Phil I know you're there. I saw you're tweet man. Wtf have you done man? You took my Xbox X."
Phil: "F***"
"Hey dudes, I Wana take one of those home. I want to play on one already and brag about it on Twitter"
Jack: "They're still not ready yet Phil. We told you that last week. We still need another 5-6 months. And it's 11.30pm, what're you doing here?"
Phil: "I DON'T CARE. Also, you're lying. I see them right there on your desks."
Jack: "These are unfinished prototypes. We're still working on and testing them"
Phil: "Liar"
Jack: "Go home Phil you're drunk"
Phil: "NO" *Phil sprays whip cream on Jack's face and takes the first console in sight.
Phil: "hnnnngg I have the thcarlett in my handthhh *burp* I'm going to hook this up and play and tell the whole world on Twitter ABOUT IT *pukes on Xbox* Oops. Thorry Jack. Ughh *Burp*"
-Half hour later-
Phil: "Aaaaand SEND *tweet*. Yaass saweeeetuhh. Now let's play some gaemzz. *Click click* *click click click click click* Wow everything's working perfectly! Uhhaaahhuhuhuh! Liar Jack"
-10 mins later-
*Knock knock* *ding dong*
Jack: "Phil. Open the door Phil I know you're there. I saw you're tweet man. Wtf have you done man? You took my Xbox X."
Phil: "F***"