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[Kadayi]

She is 28 lol

She passes the half your age + 7 rule then.

 

[Blade2.0]

I'd still fuck them both.

 

[Kadayi]

I'd still fuck them both.

 

[NeoGiffer]

I'd still fuck them both.

 

[buizel]

dude in every episode you can see nips through top. netflix. gods.

literally theres some nip-action going on

 

[AV]

Where the fuck is the poll, Tesseract ? This is important data you could have been collecting

Adolescence is thinking Rachel's the hottest, adulthood is realising it's actually Monica

 

[#Phonepunk#]

dude in every episode you can see nips through top. netflix. gods.

literally theres some nip-action going on

in the future they will have to blur out footage just like how they have to do that with old Love Boat episodes.

 

[Kadayi]

Where the fuck is the poll, Tesseract ? This is important data you could have been collecting

Adolescence is thinking Rachel's the hottest, adulthood is realising it's actually Monica

He didn't want to be crushed by the reality of #TeamMonica

 

[AV]

He didn't want to be crushed by the reality of #TeamMonica

I'd like to be crushed by Monica.

 

[The Pleasure]

I'm listening to smack that as i saw your gifs.

Smack that all on the floor
Smack that gimme some more
Smack that till you get sore

 

[Rentahamster]

I'd like to be crushed by Monica.

I like Ace Ventura Monica.

 

[Tesseract]

ace ventura monica is peak performance i think, maybe scream tho

who knows

 

[DeepEnigma]

Christina Applegate did a couple of episodes of Friends, sooooo...

#TeamKellyBundy

As well as #TeamNicoleEggert.

 

[Tesseract]

As well as #TeamNicoleEggert.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Blown Away was the best wankfest as a kid.

Blown Away (1993 film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Tesseract]

Blown Away was the best wankfest as a kid.

Blown Away (1993 film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

without question

 

[DeepEnigma]

without question

Crushed on her when we were all 8 from Charles in Charge, then were all rewarded with full frontal borderline graphic when we hit the puberty years. Bless you Miss Eggert, bless your beautiful outer and inner soul.

 

[jufonuk]

All three of the female characters in friends

 

[Tesseract]

All three of the female characters in friends

there can be only one highlander in this domain

 

[jufonuk]

there can be only one highlander in this domain

says you ...I’m about to tri-force shit up in here
All Three or I’m leaving.

Rachel is the one you first like.
then you notice Monica
But what’s been smacking you in the face is Phoebe has been there from the start.

also Ursula is her twin. So you know what all four of them

 

[Tesseract]

says you ...
All Three or I’m leaving.

at the same time?

 

[Nymphae]

Ursula was more appealing.

 

[Tesseract]

i summon a mod to add a poll so we can settle this once and for all

 

[jufonuk]

at the same time?

Yes. I wish. And I would. If I could. Fuck it man

 

[Rentahamster]

at the same time?

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Keylime]

The poll has been made...cast your vote!

Spoiler

The answer is Monica...quickly followed by Joey

 

[Tesseract]

fug it, i cannot say no to joey

 

[The Brooklyn Brawler]

You are all wrong

The answer you are looking for is Mona

 

[Kadayi]

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[John Day]

I go with crazy.

 

[EightBit Man]

Christina Applegate

...and The Smashing Pumpkins' D'arcy Wretzky were my blonde celebrity crushes in the very early 90s.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Phoebe has feet like some mustachoied construction worker.

#teammonica for life.

 

[Papa]

Brunettes with light eyes are my jam so Monica.

 

[Grinchy]

Yeah, she sure is the hottest!

 

[Shifty]

Team Rachel taking a surprise lead, ayyy.

 

[Tesseract]

phoebe is hanging in there, don't give up hope

there can be only one

i had to switch my vote from joey to phoebe because the numbers are so crunched

 

[Raziel]

Season 3 Rachel, period.

 

[Ancient Dragon]

She's the only one who I really thought was hot.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I can't believe Monica is last place.
What's wrong with you people...

 

[Barnabot]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[NeoGiffer]

I can't believe Monica is last place.
What's wrong with you people...

Spoiler

 

[Tesseract]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Tesseract]

you fucking people, you can still change your votes

monica is just as fine in her own right, you'd be a fool to say no to any of these ladies

but this is fugging highlander, there can be only one

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

So classic TV crushes thread then?

Good, because for me no one beats, in her Dana Scully prime, Gillian Anderson.

Gillian Anderson was the pinnacle of beautiful woman. She was so classy and everyone respected her. I actually lit candles and tried to be romantic whenever I rubbed one out to her.

Also early Rachael was hotter than Phoebe. Rachael was delicious chocolate souffle. Phoebe was what the smell of wet garbage looked like.

I'm joking. Phoebe was pretty damn hot too.

 

[Ovek]

I'm team Phoebe.

Still would.

 

[Nymphae]

I'm just about finished a rerun of the series, and I stand by the opinion that Phoebe was unquestionably the ugliest of the three. She was into conspiracies so that gets her a couple points, but her nostrils are distracting and she's too much of a ditz. There are very few moments of sincerity with her in the entire series and that bugs me as well.

Rachel is the popular choice and she certainly looks great but I don't like her attitude. Monica is hot, is an ex fat chick and doesn't act like an entitled princess, good hard work ethic and OCD about cleaning. MARRY ME.

 

[Tesseract]

I'm just about finished a rerun of the series, and I stand by the opinion that Phoebe was unquestionably the ugliest of the three. She was into conspiracies so that gets her a couple points, but her nostrils are distracting and she's too much of a ditz. There are very few moments of sincerity with her in the entire series and that bugs me as well.

Rachel is the popular choice and she certainly looks great but I don't like her attitude. Monica is hot, is an ex fat chick and doesn't act like an entitled princess, good hard work ethic and OCD about cleaning. MARRY ME.

that's a compelling argument, not being a princess goes a long way

the fire rises

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Jennifer Aniston is unbelievably smoking hot for her age.

Gillian Anderson was hot when she was younger but nowadays is a ginger goddess

 

[Robot Carnival]

team Monica. especially in the earlier eps, Monica is hands down the best girl. Phoebe gets hotter later on and Rachel is more of a consistently mid-high tier.