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[Cutty Flam]

Give me some. I’ll use them (possibly some will make the cut) if they’re hilarious enough, and post back with results later in the evening hahah

It’s such a problematic site imo. I’m just going to have fun and take it as lightly as I can; have more fun

Can be pick up line, something completely random, an earnest reply that might spark genuine conversation, anything amusing. I’m sure someone will come up with something good. Online dating is largely a joke to me so I’m all for joke responses

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Everybody wants to be witty, so write your profile in a way that creates openings for funny replies.
You'll notice that many of the messages you receive will have the same joke, but that'll allow you to make your decision based on important factors like appearance and age.

 

[nush]

Can I take you on a date? Be original, say yes. Everyone else doesn't reply.

 

[M1chl]

Was your father retarded? 'cause you are special.

 

[johntown]

Hi

 

[DogofWar]

Hey babe, wanna see my PSN trophy collection?

 

[Cunth]

sup bitch

 

[M1chl]

I judge you OP as socially challenged, because only manlets are using pick-up lines.

 

[Spaceman292]

'I can guarantee you at least one orgasm.'

 

[and 3 others]

My go to.

 

[Rat Rage]

Here is a good starter.

Hi, I'm "insert name here". I promise I don't have Covid19 or any kind of STD's. I also promise that I had no sex with other Tinder members who might've had Covid19 or STD's as well. However, I can't be 100% sure, so I hope you don't mind. Therefore, please don't blame me if having Sex with me gets you Covid and kills your elderly parents. XXXOOOXXX.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Pick up lines

 

[Neil Young]

I never used Tinder, but Plenty of Fish and Ok cupid. I'm far from studly and don't have much money but did VERY well on those sites (met current gf on one). It was my first time using dating sites and was SHOCKED at the amount of decent looking women I hooked up with. Again, I am a 6 AT BEST.

I don't know if tinder has profiles but I just would be witty and put some things that I hated that most people like. I put that I hated peanut butter and it should be wiped off the planet etc. Would always get comments from girls with "how do you not like peanut butter?" Boom, in.

 

[The Hamburglar]

If you’re good looking it doesn’t matter what you say

 

[Mistershine.]

Alright love, fancy letting me have a go on that gash?

 

[eot]

I usually make a comment / question about something in their bio or pics.

 

[Lrnex]

You don’t need a pickup line, just make sure you’re holding a cat in your profile pic

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Don't be brash, show us ya gash

Don't be a twat, show us ya rat!

Don't be harsh, flash us ya marsh

pls respond

Hello?

R u still there?

Is your internet broken

I'll only message 15 more times before I take the hint

bitch

slut

you probably smell of fucking fish anyway you aids ridden cunt

sorry, I was drinking and my cat died last week.

hello?

Fuck you then you fat slag, i'd rather fuck your mate

 

[DESTROYA]

I swallow.

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[Cutty Flam]

Pick up lines

 

[Sign]

"I'm 6'4" and make 500k a year."

 

[Grinchy]

'They say you are what you eat, so I'm one giant pussy."

 

[Coolwhhip]

Sorry I accidentally swiped right, but you will do.

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[MasterCornholio]

Duke Nukem: Your face, Your ass what's the difference?

 

[Breakage]

Hi there
I'm a male ally.
Let's be friends.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Are you from Tennessee? Because I need to get in touch with a friend of mine who lives there. He has herpes and I wanted to let him know that I tested negative, thank goodness.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Hi there
I'm a male ally.
Let's be friends.

TaySan

 

[Cutty Flam]

Duke Nukem: Your face, Your ass what's the difference?

Give me a classic Bevis and Butthead line bro



“We’re going to be talking about THE PENIS!!!!!!”

 

[MasterCornholio]

Give me a classic Bevis and Butthead line bro



“We’re going to be talking about THE PENIS!!!!!!”

 

[Lrnex]

So Corinna was super impressed by that right? I’m getting back on these apps soon, I need results!

 

[diffusionx]

So, women complain about not getting good opening lines. But on Bumble, where women have to open, literally every single opening line I have gotten is, "hey" and then some variant of "how are you"

Be the change you want to see in the world, ladies.

 

[thefool]

Be good looking and say hey or make some random observation about their profile pics.

 

[Cutty Flam]

So Corinna was super impressed by that right? I’m getting back on these apps soon, I need results!

Forget Tinder. POF was alright. And I hear OKCupid is even better. Corinna is too busy shoving donuts down her snout to reply

Be good looking and say hey or make some random observation about their profile pics.

We can’t all get bitches like you, Iggy.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I usually just wait until they write.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Make sure they don't have a Twitter so you don't get metoo'd in like 6 months to a year.

 

[GeorgPrime]

If you find a woman that doesnt drink alcohol

"Hei... i wonder if you would like to drink a beer together and have sex? Oh... i forgot... you dont like beer"

 

[diffusionx]

If you find a woman that doesnt drink alcohol

"Hei... i wonder if you would like to drink a beer together and have sex? Oh... i forgot... you dont like beer"

I could have used that line on a date last night.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Hey girl, did you see that ludicrous display last night?

 

[eot]

I feel like I got a glimpse of the real tinder for a moment yesterday: girl matches me, writes first, wants to meet immediately - wasn't catfish!!

 

[synchronicity]

"This one time, I lasted 2 minutes."

 

[TaySan]

I usually make a comment / question about something in their bio or pics.

Ditto. This is the best way to go about it.

 

[Amory]

back when i was doing online dating, i came to realize most girls don't care about your opening line if they like how you look

so I just started saying "Hey, what's up?" to anyone I found attractive. If they responded, then I'd ask them something about their profile or whatever.

 

[Rentahamster]

Message everyone "Hello there", no exceptions.

Fuck everyone who responds with "GENERAL KENOBI", no exceptions.

 

[teezzy]

 

[haxan7]

“Could you please try to describe your vaginal odor in detail? Don’t leave anything out. Thank you.”

 

[thefool]

“Could you please try to describe your vaginal odor in detail? Don’t leave anything out. Thank you.”

Several girls have showed me their tinder (and ig) convos, and guys really do send stuff like this, some actually in an unironic way.

Y'all never forget that your competition there is very weak, both in looks and conversation. It doesn't mean there aren't gorgeous dudes in there (there are), but majority of guys in there sucks ass.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Really, just wait until she writes.
Gives you the upper hand in your conversation with her immediately.