Support NeoGAF

[Agave]

 

[Faltherion]

Fun fact about me, I actually do have a real estate license in the state of Florida...I am not sure if I would ve very happy if my name was like this as a real estate sales associate...

 

[Barakov]

 

[MagusMajul]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Bojji]

 

[Trunx81]

 

[John Marston]

 

[DKehoe]

 

[notseqi]

is that the flintstones

 

[sono]

 

[sono]

 

[Trunx81]

is that the flintstones

correct. Wanted to check how versatile we are on gaf.

 

[notseqi]

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat walks up. Turns out, he was a flasher. One nun had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

 

[Faltherion]

I guess her parents had a scat fetish and were inspired by it...

 

[Grildon Tundy]

 

[spookyfish]

"Doc -- I just don't feel like myself lately."

 

[VaultBoy101]

 

[Uhtred]

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat walks up. Turns out, he was a flasher. One nun had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

Two nuns going to bed in the nunnery, its dark. One nun says to the other, wheres the candle?

The other nun replied, It does doesn't it!

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[kevboard]

 

[DKehoe]

 

[Grildon Tundy]

 

[Agave]

 

[cormack12]

 

[sono]

 

[Mistake]

Protip, put this in a group chat and you'll immediately know who is french

 

[sono]

 

[Risible]

Two nuns going to bed in the nunnery, its dark. One nun says to the other, wheres the candle?

The other nun replied, It does doesn't it!

Ok I feel stupid, someone spell it out for a dummy.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

 

[Agave]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Faltherion]

If you need more context - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk/8014318.stm

 

[Agave]

Freaky Batch

 

[Agave]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Ok I feel stupid, someone spell it out for a dummy.

It took me years to get it

The nun was asking where the candle was..

The other nun was using it for something other than being lit, and it was getting 'worn' down

Its just a play on words.

 

[sono]

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

 

[freefornow]

 

[Trilobit]

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

 

[sono]

 

[Faltherion]

 

[John Marston]

Is that Yes Man ?

 

[Agave]

 

[Risible]

It took me years to get it

The nun was asking where the candle was..

The other nun was using it for something other than being lit, and it was getting 'worn' down

Its just a play on words.

But how? How is it a play on words?

Two nuns going to bed in the nunnery, its dark.
Nun1: "wheres the candle?"
Nun2: "It does doesn't it!"

I need someone to ELI5 how this is a play on words. Like, I suspected the joke was that Nun2 was using it to masturbate, but how exactly do these English words imply that? I am legit losing my mind over this.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

But how? How is it a play on words?

Two nuns going to bed in the nunnery, its dark.
Nun1: "wheres the candle?"
Nun2: "It does doesn't it!"

I need someone to ELI5 how this is a play on words. Like, I suspected the joke was that Nun2 was using it to masturbate, but how exactly do these English words imply that? I am legit losing my mind over this.

My guess is the double meaning of "where's" is "wears" as in "wears out", but that's not a phrasing I've ever heard for wearing something out.

 

[Risible]

My guess is the double meaning of "where's" is "wears" as in "wears out", but that's not a phrasing I've ever heard for wearing something out.

Yeah I kinda thought about that too but even in that context it's still not a joke. It feels like a joke that was created in English, translated to three different languages and then back to English and lost the plot along the way.