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Pitch a game idea based on the last poster's title.
- Thread starter Sabaku Ika
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The Weeping Superfluous Nipple of Righteous Justice: Attack of the Mod Pancake Bakers
Set in the backyard of Burt Reynolds, you take control of Tara Reid. Squirt the cameras before they take the picture but beware the pancakes who seek revenge after you shit in their toaster. EA Trax include : "Bitch get your bling on" by generic black group A
"Deuce Dubs on the rizzols" by generic black group B
"Generic rage shouting" by generic british band C
Next up:
Bloated Ovaries of Archemedes
Set in the backyard of Burt Reynolds, you take control of Tara Reid. Squirt the cameras before they take the picture but beware the pancakes who seek revenge after you shit in their toaster. EA Trax include : "Bitch get your bling on" by generic black group A
"Deuce Dubs on the rizzols" by generic black group B
"Generic rage shouting" by generic british band C
Next up:
Bloated Ovaries of Archemedes
Bloated Ovaries of Archemedes
Extreeeme Pie adventures where Fefulll Me Nooouin, gynecologist extrodinare, has to venture back to ancient Greece to somehow fix the overies of the closeted intersexed philospher, Archemedes. No-one knew the truth of the ole philospher who knew more about "pi" than any of his fellow peers.
3d point and clicking adventure where you have to man everything from the time traveling machine, the Ky tube, and even fend off a ravenous group of virgin women finding a gyno to be super sexy.
The load times are long since the technology is advanced but patience is a virtue where you help Fefulll fix Archemedes so history is asured that he is all male.
Game title:
Leron High School Bout: Exclamation Point!
Extreeeme Pie adventures where Fefulll Me Nooouin, gynecologist extrodinare, has to venture back to ancient Greece to somehow fix the overies of the closeted intersexed philospher, Archemedes. No-one knew the truth of the ole philospher who knew more about "pi" than any of his fellow peers.
3d point and clicking adventure where you have to man everything from the time traveling machine, the Ky tube, and even fend off a ravenous group of virgin women finding a gyno to be super sexy.
The load times are long since the technology is advanced but patience is a virtue where you help Fefulll fix Archemedes so history is asured that he is all male.
Game title:
Leron High School Bout: Exclamation Point!
Bugger don't even know the rules for this.!!@
Leron High School Bout: Exclamation Point!
2D fighter set in the famous Leron High School where delinquents are the major source of income for the school through the underground (but widely publicised and known) LELON HIGH SKUUL BOUTO PLUSU!
One of the secret hidden characters is called Gaijin and is a big black man with an afro that performs a powerful move called "Raging Cow" whereby he combos the shit out of any opponent in a blinding white flash and if they are defeated, a big ! comes up on his shirt and on the screen. It literally means "major kick arse".
Next game title = Legend of Zelda: Submission of a Hero
Leron High School Bout: Exclamation Point!
2D fighter set in the famous Leron High School where delinquents are the major source of income for the school through the underground (but widely publicised and known) LELON HIGH SKUUL BOUTO PLUSU!
One of the secret hidden characters is called Gaijin and is a big black man with an afro that performs a powerful move called "Raging Cow" whereby he combos the shit out of any opponent in a blinding white flash and if they are defeated, a big ! comes up on his shirt and on the screen. It literally means "major kick arse".
Next game title = Legend of Zelda: Submission of a Hero
speedpop said:Next game title = Legend of Zelda: Submission of a Hero
Link decides that he is fed up with the high risk/low reward business of saving the princess and goes into the only other career that he is qualifed for - freelance gaming journalism! You play as Link in a heart-wrenching adventure in defeat and futility as he sends submission after submission to game publications to no avail. Watch as Link struggles with the pitiful wages of a freelance game journalist. Fight nefarious bosses such as Tim Rogers and Ganondorf - the new editor at GamePro!
Next: Mortal Brain Training 2: English Kombat
Sabaku Ika
Member
TehOh said:Next: Mortal Brain Training 2: English Kombat
An esteemed professor from that alley behind the laundromat near Harvard University has concluded that people remember what they learn best when the learning is paired with exploding spines. Mortal Brain Training 2: English Kombat is the fruit of his research.
-Do simple math accompanied by exploding spines!
-Count the syllables in words describing exploding spines!
-Match pictures of people with exploded spines to their corresponding autopsy reports!
..and much more!
Learning is fun!
Next title:
Captain Paste
John Harker
Definitely doesn't make things up as he goes along.
Captain Paste in Ms. Frisk's Favorite Dish! or How I Miss The Maws of Little Leonard Lewis
Sick and tired of always playing second fiddle to Glorious Glue, our hero, Captain Paste, devises a way to overthrow the mightly Glorious Glue and once again reclaim his spot as Favorite Item To Eat In Ms. Frisk's 1st Grade Class.
Join Captain Paste in his quest for vengence by collecting a lot of crap and opening a lot of doors. Using his phenomenal jumping powers, you'll leap from desk to desk in this classroom of horror to reclaim your once-renown glory. You'll be landing on nonsensical, floating ledges while harnessing the power of "Stickier-Than-Lilttie Susies-Gum-Under-Table" Paste to vanquish the Cackle Crayons, Pointy Pencils, and the malicious Throbbing Thumb Tacks - all on the road to glory to overthrowing the tyranical Glorious Glue.
And... this REVOLUTIONARY game... will take place... entirely... IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!
Next Up:
Curious Geroge Finds A Used Condom for the Nintendo DS!
Sick and tired of always playing second fiddle to Glorious Glue, our hero, Captain Paste, devises a way to overthrow the mightly Glorious Glue and once again reclaim his spot as Favorite Item To Eat In Ms. Frisk's 1st Grade Class.
Join Captain Paste in his quest for vengence by collecting a lot of crap and opening a lot of doors. Using his phenomenal jumping powers, you'll leap from desk to desk in this classroom of horror to reclaim your once-renown glory. You'll be landing on nonsensical, floating ledges while harnessing the power of "Stickier-Than-Lilttie Susies-Gum-Under-Table" Paste to vanquish the Cackle Crayons, Pointy Pencils, and the malicious Throbbing Thumb Tacks - all on the road to glory to overthrowing the tyranical Glorious Glue.
And... this REVOLUTIONARY game... will take place... entirely... IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!
Next Up:
Curious Geroge Finds A Used Condom for the Nintendo DS!
Mercury Fred
Banned
John Harker said:Curious Geroge Finds A Used Condom for the Nintendo DS!
Curious Geroge Finds A Used Condom DS
In this gritty, cel-shaded adventure, Curious George swings, slips hops and bops his way through a meticulously recreated world based on Amsterdam's Red Light District. Use the touch screen to stretch used condoms and shake out their contents for power ups! Rub, tap and swirl the screen in pot cafe mini games and the unlockable S & M Monkey Dungeon! Make your way through this psychedelic world while avoiding used needles, venereal disease and vomiting American tourists until you face off against Dutch Treat, the winsome Gorilla Madam of Amstermdam!
Next Up:
Legend of Drunken Master: Liza Minelli & Friends Stock Car Racing
John Harker
Definitely doesn't make things up as he goes along.
(keeeeeep it gooooiiing, its funny - and we still have weeks to kill till E3)
Mercury Fred
Banned
Legend of Drunken Master: Liza Minelli & Friends Stock Car Racing
Oh come on, anyone?
Oh come on, anyone?
Sabaku Ika
Member
John Harker said:(keeeeeep it gooooiiing, its funny - and we still have weeks to kill till E3)
Weeks to Kill
Hahn Jorker has been tormented by weeks for as long as he can remember. Weeks mercilessly aged him and killed his elderly dog. Hahn has had enough.
Become Hahn Jorker in this exciting new arcade rail shooter and help him get his revenge. Kill every week in the past, the present, and even the future, until there is no time left to waste. At that point, the world freezes and you win.
Next title:
The Index
The Index - By EA Games
In this new action thriller only for Nintendo Revolution, you play the role of Detective John Harper, 45, Who is about to retire from the force.
In an attempt to solve his final and perhaps biggest case, he must return to the file rooms of all the past major homocidal killers in America. Going through his Index of killers, you as the player get to relive all the classic murders of America's past. Like Jon Benet Ramsey, and OJ's Wife.
As you solve the crimes that were unsolvable, you will find clues to track down this final killer..
The major twist? The killer is coming from inside the index room.
Next Title: BukakkiWakki Junction
In this new action thriller only for Nintendo Revolution, you play the role of Detective John Harper, 45, Who is about to retire from the force.
In an attempt to solve his final and perhaps biggest case, he must return to the file rooms of all the past major homocidal killers in America. Going through his Index of killers, you as the player get to relive all the classic murders of America's past. Like Jon Benet Ramsey, and OJ's Wife.
As you solve the crimes that were unsolvable, you will find clues to track down this final killer..
The major twist? The killer is coming from inside the index room.
Next Title: BukakkiWakki Junction
BukakkiWakki Junction
The Ultimate DS Train Lotion Sim. Imagine a world where Japan is a state of emergancy due to ultraviolent rays due to the meanderings of Nation X's experiments on the sun. You are the sole protector of society and have to aim the lotion gun to protect the train goers from UV rays.
Next title: This ole Thread Bump.
The Ultimate DS Train Lotion Sim. Imagine a world where Japan is a state of emergancy due to ultraviolent rays due to the meanderings of Nation X's experiments on the sun. You are the sole protector of society and have to aim the lotion gun to protect the train goers from UV rays.
Next title: This ole Thread Bump.
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Go into forums and bump old threads without getting banned in this wacky DS RPG from Atlus. Because they publish wacky stuff.Matt_C said:BukakkiWakki Junction
The Ultimate DS Train Lotion Sim. Imagine a world where Japan is a state of emergancy due to ultraviolent rays due to the meanderings of Nation X's experiments on the sun. You are the sole protector of society and have to aim the lotion gun to protect the train goers from UV rays.
Next title: This ole Thread Bump.
Next: SimDetroit
NameGenerated
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Use your Michigan powers to run a northern American city. Soundtrack by Eminem.twinturbo2 said:Go into forums and bump old threads without getting banned in this wacky DS RPG from Atlus. Because they publish wacky stuff.
Next: SimDetroit
STEVEN SEAGAL's High School Football
NameGenerated said:Use your Michigan powers to run a northern American city. Soundtrack by Eminem.
STEVEN SEAGAL's High School Football
It's neck-breakin' gridiron hijinks as America's favorite 60 year old martial arts cop teaches a bunch of inner city kids the fundamentals of football. Who will survive? Score a touchdown or just kick some ass. A Rockstar game. Soundtrack by every rapper.
Speevy's Quest
Great Lords Above on Toast, the newest entry in the Great Lords Above series, takes our favorite Olympian strongmen and goddesses to a new plane of challenges - that of tasty baked goods.
As they battle King Crumpet and his deadly Sconetroopers, your heroes will eat their way through 11 action-packed "bite & munch" levels in up to 4 player simultaneous greek god buffet action. Fill your ambrosia meter to activate Zeus' Thunderbolt and Hephaestus' Forge powerups to really put that golden-brown crunch on your foes.
Next title: Spoiler Tag That Shit!
As they battle King Crumpet and his deadly Sconetroopers, your heroes will eat their way through 11 action-packed "bite & munch" levels in up to 4 player simultaneous greek god buffet action. Fill your ambrosia meter to activate Zeus' Thunderbolt and Hephaestus' Forge powerups to really put that golden-brown crunch on your foes.
Next title: Spoiler Tag That Shit!
A platformer/advanture where you play as a rogue british lord who has to descend the many levels (each depicting a greater level of poverty) in the fictional setting of onToast, a city renown for it's pastry. The final battle is against a mad baker (who meads the ground bones of his victims into his batter) in the sewers which are inhabited by the diseased and dying.BGBW said:Great Lords Above on Toast
Edit: damn, late
An indie Warioware style game where you re-enact famous plot twists in literature, television, and film in order to advanceTwinIonEngines said:Next title: Spoiler Tag That Shit!
Tom Clancey's Dogs of War
Gattsu25 said:Tom Clancey's Dogs of War
Tom Clancey's Dogs of War
Maneuver your hot dog cart through battle fields and keep those troops fed!
an army marches on its stomach!
next title:
fingering pies: the quest for gold
Grampa Simpson
Banned
Filter said:Tom Clancey's Dogs of War
Maneuver your hot dog cart through battle fields and keep those troops fed!
an army marches on its stomach!
next title:
fingering pies: the quest for gold
Fingering Pies: The Quest for Gold is the latest spinoff of the Megami Tensei brand. It is oddly enough a dating sim that features a quest to collect gold from pies from a startlingly homosexual gentleman.
Next title:
Fanny Fran's Furry Freakout
bmf said:Fingering Pies: The Quest for Gold is the latest spinoff of the Megami Tensei brand. It is oddly enough a dating sim that features a quest to collect gold from pies from a startlingly homosexual gentleman.
Next title:
Fanny Fran's Furry Freakout
You get sucked into 4chan's server and have to survive 48 hours of wave after wave of furry pr0n while rescuing as many GAFers as you can.
Next title:
Irrelevant Chaos Mongoloid.
Slightly Live
Dirty tag dodger
Irrelevant Chaos Mongoloid : Disgaea 4
Follow a Stan, the brightest member of the Brain Happy Institute, as he tries to take over the Netherworld following the voices inside his head. You'll meet a whole host of characters as he goes deeper into his own insanity.
Fuck Me Butter
Follow a Stan, the brightest member of the Brain Happy Institute, as he tries to take over the Netherworld following the voices inside his head. You'll meet a whole host of characters as he goes deeper into his own insanity.
Fuck Me Butter
Silicon Knight's newest game is an edgy retelling of the life of Kim Phuc, the Canadian-Vietnamese girl featured in the infamous Vietnam photo. The player has the opportunity to play through the story of her life, from the horrors of her childhood to her adult conversion to Christianity. Taking a cure from one of their earlier successes, you actually play the game through the eyes of seven different characters, including a young American dairy farmer who finds himself wandering the burning fields of Vietnam after being drafted.Dani said:Phuc Me Butter
Next game:
I Think That I Shall Never See...
Myke Greywolf
Ambassador of Goodwill
I Think That I Shall Never See...
An non-shooting first-person game where the main character is a blind man (does this even make sense?). The player navigates the environment with FPS controls, but based only on sound, the feedback given by the controller's rumble as he hits the walls, and an on-screen map based on the player's memory of where he's been before, and that fades with time.
Your objective is to reach the top of a gigantic and labyrinthic tower, on top of which legend says there is a tree whose fruit will restore your sight.
Next game: Blue Rose, Red Sky
An non-shooting first-person game where the main character is a blind man (does this even make sense?). The player navigates the environment with FPS controls, but based only on sound, the feedback given by the controller's rumble as he hits the walls, and an on-screen map based on the player's memory of where he's been before, and that fades with time.
Your objective is to reach the top of a gigantic and labyrinthic tower, on top of which legend says there is a tree whose fruit will restore your sight.
Next game: Blue Rose, Red Sky