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[NaturalHigh]

"What are we going to name her honey?"

"Blastoise."

I lol'd.

 

[Tangeroo]

I like that people are worried that the OP is actually going to have children.

 

[Slamtastic]

You only named 3 pokemons OP.

 

[MrT-Tar]

I won't lie, Nidorina would be a pretty awesome girl's name

 

[spindashing]

Hector Salamence

DING DING DING DING DING DING *furious breathing*

 

[pikablu]

Someone should name theirs Pikablu.

You called?

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I thought 1st Gen dudes at least considered Marril "authentic" since it appeared in the First Movie.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Finneon actually does sound like a name, a bit antiquated but I wouldn't double take after hearing it.

 

[Avallon]

Congratulations! You're in the hall of shame!

 

[Boss Doggie]

Chespin is a fine name!

Japanese names sound cool too, like Hitotsuki.

Unemployedeon!

Hoboeon!

 

[The Adder]

Paras is an actual name, so that's fine.

If you're going toname your kid Chance, Chansey's not a bad nick name.

Goldeen sounds like a name but is old fashioned as hell.

Ledian sounds alright, but again, old fashioned.

Ariados sounds like a masculine version of Ariadne.

Cleffa almost sounds like something, as does Mareep.

Marril, I'm pretty sure, is already a real name but spelled differently.

Stantler's almost Statler

If you happened to be called Digby and had a son, naming them Diglett would be pretty apt.

Referring to your triplets as the "Dugtrio?" Also alright.

 

[Soma]

You only named 3 pokemons OP.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Hector Salamence

*ding ding ding*

 

[Paper Sparrow]

Chespin is a fine name!

Japanese names sound cool too, like Hitotsuki.



Hoboeon!

Convicted feleon!

 

[Reversed]

Considering that some 1st gen names consist on puns, your kids will hate you even more.

 

[TheGoddamn]

I, Scyther Abrams, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Chatizard García... uhmmmm.

I have to check this out with my gf.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Ray the Rayquaza
Virizion
etc.

 

[Crash55118]

Since there are at least 2 kids in the nation with name Espn, anything goes.

 

[nintendoman58]

"Good morning class! Today we have a new student named Slowking. Let's all try to be friends!"

 

[sixteen-bit]

I thought 1st Gen dudes at least considered Marril "authentic" since it appeared in the First Movie.

"Marrilyn"

Tell your spouse it was a typo lol

 

[zroid]

I would name my daughter Scarlet and my son Maury

 

[Ricky 7]

Pleasure to meet you Mr... Squirtle?

Already in use:

He looks like a Squirtle as well.

"What are we going to name her honey?"

"Blastoise."

Lmao.

 

[Dunan]

Wish I were kidding, but there really is some poor Japanese kid whose imbecile parents named him "Pikachu":

http://kotaku.com/5963198/parents-please-dont-name-your-kid-pikachu

 

[Trez]

Gonna name my kid professor Oak.





Even if it's a girl

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

"Porygon, get your ass over here right now! Don't you dare pull that seizure stunt on me son"

 

[Arkos]

.

 

[Rollo Lawson]

Jigglypuff for a boy

But you gotta say it like "Jiggleh..." and loud as fuck

 

[Haunted]

Decidedly a line of thinking from someone who's years away from having to make that decision.

Not gonna lie, there's some Pokemon names that could pass off as regular names. I wouldn't mind naming any future children some of the names below.... maybe sure why not.

None of the ones you posted would pass as regular names where I'm from.

 

[-Eddman-]

As a proud mexican parent, my kid will be named: Diglett de Jesús

 

[Boss Doggie]

I thought 1st Gen dudes at least considered Marril "authentic" since it appeared in the First Movie.

I dunno, they seem to ignore Mew for some odd reason.

 

[Bii]

I actually know someone who named their son "Marill". :/
Not sure if that's the way they spelt it but that's how it's pronounced.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

I thought 1st Gen dudes at least considered Marril "authentic" since it appeared in the First Movie.

I dunno, they seem to ignore Mew for some odd reason.

"The original 156 are the best.
Marill, Ho-oh, Snubbull, Donphan and Togepi count cause they were shown in anime before Gen II (when it went all downhill) came out."

 

[YouEnjoyMySelf]

Don't give some of these damn youth any got'damn ideas.

I met a girl named Merrill once when I was younger. Every time I saw her or talked to her all I could do was:

ಠ_ಠ...

You must be pretty young yourself then. "Meryl" is an actual female name.

 

[Kazerei]

Marill sounds nice, but the kid will have to explain how to spell his/her name every time. It sounds the same as Merrill or Meryl.

 

[Mory Dunz]

To be fair....There's a lot dumber names that are used in society already than these suggested Pokemon names.

I'Amcute
I'Amunique

Yes, these are real names that I've seen...you can google it.

 

[lordfroakie]

Your kids will hate you for it.

Better than naming your children Apple or Kal-El.

 

[Velcro Fly]

Swing away, Marill

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

What if the Royal Baby is given a Pokemon name?

 

[LyleLanley]

I'm sure your future children will be happy with this decision and won't resent you for naming them after Pokemon.

 

[lfc11]

What if the Royal Baby is given a Pokemon name?

What if OP is Prince William trying to gauge the reaction he'll receive if he names the Royal Baby after a Pokemon?

 

[Mory Dunz]

I'm sure your future children will be happy with this decision and won't resent you for naming them after Pokemon.

Again, there all already a lot dumber names than these already in use.

Do those kids with dumb names resent their parents? Not from what I've seen...

 

[softie]

I'd chose Digimon names.

"Dammit MetalGarurumon, tidy up your room!"

 

[Arkos]

What if the Royal Baby is given a Pokemon name?

What if the royal baby IS a Pokemon

 

[JStein0222]

No joke, I have a friend IRL with the last name Blastoise

 

[pompidu]

"What are we going to name her honey?"

"Blastoise."

I loled

 

[RawkHawk2010]

I would name my kid Stoutland.

 

[Cute Dragon Here]

I wonder whether slightly messing around with the names would count.

(I remember reading about a Ram Shriram somewhere on the Internet.)

I probably wouldn't dare to try that with most Pokémon names as-is.

 

[FINALBOSS]

Gross.

I'd name my kid Haytham after the AC dude though.

 

[flippedb]

I'd name my kid Dialga. Or Geodude lol