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[GK86]

Pornhub link. More at the link. Didn't see a thread.

 

[Paskil]

I love how the average view time is consistent across all platforms.

 

[JohnDoe]

goddamn Lisa Ann

LMAO@ cartoon for windows phone

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

EDIT-Can't read.

Lisa Ann is overrated, anyway.

 

[JDSN]

Owning a Microsoft product makes you less likely to be a premature eyaculator confirmed.

 

[serenewarfare]

Who the fuck would watch porn on a 3DS? lol

 

[anarckitty]

Looks like Lisa Ann is pretty popular.

 

[Taco_Human]

Who the fuck would watch porn on a 3DS? lol

Came here to say this. The browser is terrible for anything.

 

[RefigeKru]

lisa ann?

I'll never see it.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

So,

- Apple phone and PlayStation users bust the quickest

- Asa and Mia get love, but none of these dudes are up on August Ames yet

- Android tablet users are furries and loli animu rape sim lovers

 

[Sub_Level]

I like Lisa Ann. Haters always rag on about her fake tits and this and that but fuck 'em.

 

[Talon]

/googles Lisa Ann

...her?

 

[terrisus]

Mom?

 

[anarckitty]

Mom?

I was a little confused about that one as well....

To each his own though.

 

[RBH]

- Asa and Mia get love, but none of these dudes are up on August Ames yet

*looks up August Ames*

 

[jred2k]

So,

- Apple phone and PlayStation users bust the quickest

- Asa and Mia get love, but none of these dudes are up on August Ames yet

- Android tablet users are furries and loli animu rape sim lovers

No anal scenes

Spoiler

that I'm aware of

.

 

[ElTorro]

If you could identify GAFers in these stats, I am pretty sure that "dolphin" would show up in the search terms.

 

[ThatGayWolf]

Windows - mom
Andriod - cartoon
iOS - teen

It all makes so much sense...

 

[agrajag]

Sony fans minutemen confirmed!

High five to Microsoft users!

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Really? Lisa Ann? I would call her average at best in terms of porn star standards.

 

[SteveWinwood]

windows phone owners love those cartoons

 

[terrisus]

Sony fans minutemen confirmed!

High five to Microsoft users!

Blackberry laughs at you.

 

[brianjones]

So,

- Apple phone and PlayStation users bust the quickest

- Asa and Mia get love, but none of these dudes are up on August Ames yet

- Android tablet users are furries and loli animu rape sim lovers

august ames is p nice

reminds me of minka kelly

lisa ann is gross

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Blackberry laughs at you.

That has to be the slowness of the browser from people still rocking 8300s, right?

And I figure half of middle America uses Lisa Ann to satisfy that Palin fetish.

 

[zero shift]

Who the fuck would watch porn on a 3DS? lol

3D porn duh.

Spoiler

Nintendo let yet another opportunity slip away from them.

 

[MikeDown]

Who the fuck would watch porn on a 3DS? lol

once I bought a 3ds from my high school drama teacher and when she gave it too me there was porn saved all over it, she had kids though but they were like 8yrs old

 

[agrajag]

Blackberry laughs at you.

I'll let it have a laugh, the rest of the world has been laughing at Blackberry for so long..

edit: Real talk, August Ames is cute, but has a lot of acne. HD porn fail. How did Lisa Anne become the queen of porn? I've seen some of her vids, and while she oozes sex appeal, she's just not that attractive.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Cant believe Kim K sex tape still making rounds.

 

[terrisus]

That has to be the slowness of the browser from people still rocking 8300s, right?

Yeah, you may have a point there.

 

[rrc1594]

Sony fans minutemen confirmed!

High five to Microsoft users!

LMAO

 

[Einhander]

Blackberry owners last the longest.

 

[jrcbandit]

Watching porn on a phone is a common thing? Well with the advent of 5.5+ inch phablets it is more understandable, but wth would you want to watch porn on a tiny 4 inch screen (iOS). At least tablets are a decent size for watching porn.... Where is this phone porn being watched - on the subways like that Vita dude??

 

[Why would you do that?]

Interesting, only Android users (both phone and tablet) have Ebony as a search term on their lists.

To break down the race related searches:

Windows Desktop: Japanese #11, French #19
Android phones: Ebony #14
Android tablets: Ebony #14, Black #18
iOS phones: None
iOS tablets: Asian #14, Japanese #15
Windows Phone: Indian #13

 

[hodayathink]

Lisa Ann is the most searched for star primarily for the fact that people actually know who she is. No matter how attractive you are, the hardest part of becoming a big name star is people actually finding out your name. Everyone still knows Lisa from the Palin stuff in 2008. As much as it sucks to say this, people are going to be searching Christy Mack's name for years in the future because of what happened to her becoming a national story.

 

[NaturalHigh]

No Skin Diamond love?

 

[Papercuts]

Lol'd at cartoon being the top search for tablets and windows phone.

 

[Liquidsnake]

1) my searches are much more nastier
2) Lisa Ann is pretty damn amazing. I don't understand how you guys can bag on her.

 

[ohlawd]

mom is pretty popular. that's cool.

no one's into sister anymore?

 

[cubicle47b]

People use console web browsers? All of them are slow and terrible.

 

[jred2k]

Blackberry owners last the longest.

They're used to being fucked.

People use console web browsers? All of them are slow and terrible.

The comfy couch argument works for porn, too.

 

[cubicle47b]

The comfy couch argument works for porn, too.

Couches are overrated.

 

[Furyous]

A couple thoughts:

Where are the Apple OS stats?

Blackberry has the least amount of users for operating system yet they view more pages. That has to suck viewing pornhub on that device. Who in the flaming fuck is still using that tablet? Is it even supported?

Where are the kinect haters? Now that device is coming in handy. That windows snap feature allows owners to stay focused on important stuff.

Apparently, I need to do my googles on this Madison Ivy person.

This Lisa Ann person, whoever that is, has to find a way to make money off this. She better find a way to flip all these pornhub views into a exclusive launchpad, whatever random things that is.

MIMI FUCKING FAUST IS RANKED?! I AM APPALLED AT LIFE RIGHT NOW.

Nintendo needs to make better games because Wii U owners are bored. I kind of want to send this to Miyamoto for shits and giggles. Keighley should ask the North American President about this half jokingly.

Spoiler

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T CATER TO YOUR CORE AUDIENCE

or an example of what happens when the casual crowd discovers the web browser is useful.

Apparently, this Lisa Ann person, whoever that is, is swole as fuck. She has that elite instagram fitness model regimen.

The PSVita’s ranking means Apple needs to release a bigger iPhone.

Microsoft needs to find a way to get those teen viewers to buy more Microsoft products. Microsoft Surface Mini with Xbox Live coming in the fu…………..

Where's the Julie Cash, Kiara Mia, and Angelica Taylor, whoever these random names that somehow pop into my head, rankings?

 

[TheLaughingStock]

So, I'm going to jump to conclusions here and claim many people who can't stand Nicki Minaj love Lisa Ann. ; P

 

[Shadybiz]

I love how the average view time is consistent across all platforms.

Ha, first thing I noticed. Sounds about right for a quick fap.

 

[agrajag]

So, I'm going to jump to conclusions here and claim many people who can't stand Nicki Minaj love Lisa Ann. ; P

Why do you say that?

 

[Vyer]

is porn on a 3ds some sort of S&M fetish?

 

[agrajag]

is porn on a 3ds some sort of S&M fetish?

it's in 3D

 

[AlexMeloche]

People sesrching for Miley Cyrus porn must be disappointed ahah.

 

[Lothar]

Someone explain to me this Lisa Ann thing. She's pretty hideous and has got to have the worst most unnatural looking boob job in all of porn.

 

[agrajag]

Someone explain to me this Lisa Ann thing. She's pretty hideous and has got to have the worst most unnatural looking boob job in all of porn.

I asked the same question. She's ugly, but she's a good performer. I guess people love milfs.