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[Admiral Woofington]

You fucking nerds how did Overwatch place higher than ebony

how could it rate higher than my witcher and bioshock porn

 

[Charlouie Jonesman]

...nope

Yes actually. Turns out that despite not really having any sort of face, they have really long tongues.

 

[How About No]

It's really good though. Also some solid Pyramid Head content is available.
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I can't believe Overwatch beat out anal. Blizzard got them hearts and minds.

Yes actually. Turns out that despite not really having any sort of face, they have really long tongues.

But but the blood and the gross stuff and the stained clothes and

 

[John Kowalski]

There is some pretty good stuff with Silent Hill's Bubblehead Nurse out there.

No it's not good and your parents are disappointed in you.

 

[MrGerbils]

It's interesting that Overwatch is a game that's at least trying not to overly sexualize (some) of its characters as well as show some diversity and it's still made such a huge splash rather than Dead or Alive and the like.

 

[Johndoey]

But but the blood and the gross stuff and the stained clothes and

That's what makes it good.

 

[Charlouie Jonesman]

But but the blood and the gross stuff and the stained clothes and

Eh, could be worse.

 

[Lorcain]

My first thought after reading almost all of their data summary was not about the content and trends, but about how good their analytics are. Other businesses would love to have analytics like that. I wonder what their 2016 revenue was? It had to be insane.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Who the fuck is searching for Theresa May and Hillary Clinton porn

sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[autumnleaf]

Who the fuck is searching for Theresa May and Hillary Clinton porn

 

[Slayven]

It's taboo so of course it's popular.

Yeah but so is a lot of other stuff that hadn't blown up so hard and fast.

 

[Not]

Get your SHIT together Greenland

 

[Kaizer]

People are still searching for videos of that one RCT series?

Need to see those JAV Time Stop videos go global, god bless Rocket (RCT)

 

[Not]

Man I love these stats for the USA.

This is our Puritan nation, folks.

Well known for its fast action and overtly sexualized characters

Overwatch? lol

that's 100% the fans

 

[Catalix]

I understand people searching for celebrities, but why Donald Trump and Boris Johnson?

LMAO at "Marion Cotillard - Friend of Brad Pitt"

 

[Not]

I know "brunette" is by far my number one used search term and it didn't make the list

 

[How About No]

Eh, could be worse.

Who the fuck is searching for Theresa May and Hillary Clinton porn

I suppose

 

[Not]

Why doesn't Japan need that much browsing time compared to all the other countries

Be more like the Philippines, Japan

Wow so 5 AM is like Masturbation Ghost Town

"Giantess??"

 

[sphagnum]

I know "brunette" is by far my number one used search term and it didn't make the list

Booooring

 

[Charlouie Jonesman]

Booooring

And it's so non-specific, why even use the search at all. Not to porn shame anyone here, but I feel second-hand embarresment for this.

 

[Lashley]

I prefer amateur stuff myself

 

[Not]

I gotta visit Jamaica

And it's so non-specific, why even use the search at all. Not to porn shame anyone here, but I feel second-hand embarresment for this.

That's actually my second most-used search term

 

[Tribes of Trusty]

Read the whole article and it's actually really fascinating, I love this #DataPorn

 

[The Real Abed]

Booooring

And it's so non-specific, why even use the search at all. Not to porn shame anyone here, but I feel second-hand embarresment for this.

Some people like brunettes. Some like blondes. I like redheads. And brunettes.

 

[Not]

I'm not attracted to blonde people

 

[Sou Da]

Need to see those JAV Time Stop videos go global, god bless Rocket (RCT)

The only good time stop is lesbian time stop and even then.

 

[sphagnum]

I'm not attracted to blonde people

Racist!

 

[badrang]

Now that I have been working from home, my pron consumption has gone up 8000%. I might be the one responsible for inflating the MS average time spent per visit.

 

[Aselith]

Dillon Harper is good shit. Well played, Mexico

 

[How About No]

I'm not attracted to blonde people

I'm not against blondes but they have to prove their worth harder to me than others



wow that sounds fucked up

 

[ronco2000]

Seems like people like Overwatch more than anal.

What about scissors sisters?

 

[sphagnum]

Im proud of Japan for having Ai Uehara at the top of its list.

 

[Not]

Given the choice between Pharah and Mercy...

 

[sphinx]

What about scissors sisters?

and what about scissors step-moms?

Step-moms also want girl on girl fun every once in a while

 

[Charlouie Jonesman]

Im proud of Japan for having Ai Uehara at the top of its list.

Ai Uehara was definitly one of the best. And I just got rid of my old Uehara avatar.

But she had weird feet. I'm not a fan of feet in general and if they're weird that doesn't make it any better.

 

[ULTROS!]

Pinoy Jakol = pinoy male masturbation

 

[hodayathink]

Some people like brunettes. Some like blondes. I like redheads. And brunettes.

But if I were in the mood for a brunette, I'd just browse the front page as there's probably like half a dozen already there. No need to search for it.

 

[Not]

I kinda have a thing for searching for downloads cause I grew up with LimeWire

I guess that has nothing to do with PornHub

 

[NimbusD]

For everyone in this thread lamenting over having to watch weird porn to care for it, I implore you to get some Google cardboard and a flashlight or something similar. Vanilla VR porn makes all that other weird shit look stupid.

 

[The Real Abed]

But if I were in the mood for a brunette, I'd just browse the front page as there's probably like half a dozen already there. No need to search for it.

Sometimes you just want to make it easier.

 

[Omadahl]

Two things have that stick out to me:

Riley Reid should be number 1. That young lady is putting out some stellar work.

Second, why is everyone watching on their phone? Are people just yanking on the go?

 

[CreepingFear]

I kinda have a thing for searching for downloads cause I grew up with LimeWire

I guess that has nothing to do with PornHub

Downloads is where it's at. People will be sorry they didn't download all the porn with 8 years of Trump.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Not saying I approve of it, but it's odd that young people in 2016 are more freaked out by fake step-mom porn than people were freaked out by Freud's Oedipus complex idea over a hundred years ago.

 

[Professor Beef]

Second, why is everyone watching on their phone? Are people just yanking on the go?

Watch in bed.

 

[How About No]

Downloads is where it's at. People will be sorry they didn't download all the porn with 8 years of Trump.

...I did not think of the possibility of the Pornhub $24.99/mo package that may arise

whelp time to get a big harddrive and a safe to put it in

 

[wildfire]

I think folk are searching Theresa May as a form of protest due to the draconian internet laws they are introducing.

To be fair if I wanted to watch Theresa May fuck something I can just watch her fuck Britain on the BBC.

There are adult stars and models named Theresa May, two of them also British, fyi.

 

[Obliterator]

Every time I see these types of lists I feel like I'm the only straight male not into lesbian porn

 

[Azuran]

Lesbian porn is straight up trash. This perfectly goes to show that no one should be listening to the majority because they don't know crap about anything.

 

[sphagnum]

Every time I see these types of lists I feel like I'm the only straight male not into lesbian porn

Nah, it's boring unless it's something like ultimate surrender.

 

[sphinx]

the ultimate statistic would be the gallons of cum produced and ejaculated by ph viewers delivered from watching those petabytes of porn.

"just to put into perspective, if the niagara Falls carried cum instead of water, if would take 5389 years for all that cum to fall down!!"