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- I weigh 354 lbs. Used to weigh 235 when i played sports
- I have a compiled record of 254 W and 10 losses in NBA Showtime the arcade game.
- I have never seen the Godfather

DCX
 
I've set my standards so low that all you really need to have is a vagina and I'll probably try to fuck you :lol
er.. also 18+
 
Shit, I can't really think of anything unbelievable but I'll try:

- I got married at 21 to my school sweetheart
- I'm still married
- I'm 27 and after years and years of well paid full-time employmentI've started a Bachelor of Design Maj. Graphic Design (Just about finished the first semester and have received top marks in nearly every assignment)
- I plan to be an Illustrator but I detest digital art and refuse to use a computer to raw/paint. I'm a traditional artist all the way
- My stereo and home theatre combined is worth $50K but I only paid a third of that price

Meh, not that interesting I suppose
 
WickedAngel said:
I've been in two severe motorcycle wrecks (One my fault, one not) and escaped both without a single scratch or break.

The first wreck happened at dusk as I was riding an unfamiliar country road. The road cut sharply to the left and I couldn't tell before it was too late. I went down an embankment, hit the bottom and got knocked out. The bike continued up the other side of the embankment and launched my body into a field. I woke up facing the sky; the bike had landed a couple of feet from where I was. This one made absolutely no sense to me; I was going at least 80mph when it happened.

The second wreck happened on a 4-Lane highway. A woman with road rage had been bothering people for miles (I found this part out later). She cut in front of me for no reason (I was in the slow lane, she was in the fast lane) and started brake checking me for no reason. I passed her and made some distance. She came up again, got in front of me, and started doing the same thing while swerving back and forth (Like racers do to keep people from passing). She then slammed on the brakes; my front tire lodged between her bumper and the ground and bucked me into the corner of the rear window. I skipped off that and landed on the asphalt. A doctor had seen the accident and was insistant that I remain down because he said that it had looked like I should have broken my collar bone/back/spine in the accident.
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i assume you're a very, very rich man now.
 
When I was 10/11 years old I missed over 9months of school that culminated with me being put into care for 3months. I still struggle to understand why I was so scared of going back to school. But going there did a total fuck job on my 11 year old mind.

I made over $1200 on this picture.

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Thanks google ads.
 
woodchuck said:
I don't undertand why a lot of black people don't like seinfeld. I don't think there's anything inherently "white" about seinfeld.
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I LOVE Seinfeld I seen every episode (Im sure i missed a few tho) and same goes for my mom.
oh, and i walked in on my parents having sex early this morning...Im 19 so i didn't think I would be so shocked...
 
-I was hit in the eye when a BB ricocheted off my childhood friend's water heater when I was a kid

-Not sure if it's related, but every so often whenever I rub either of my eyes they make an audible squishy sound

-I only missed 2 days of school between Kindergarten and 12th grade

-I hate eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

I don't undertand why a lot of black people don't like seinfeld. I don't think there's anything inherently "white" about seinfeld.
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On the flip side, I didn't understand for a while why so many people liked seinfeld (I'm black, btw). Now I can appreciate it's humor although I still don't understand why it's as well loved as it is.
 
Not a whole lot that's unbelievable about me...

Best thing I can think of is when I was a junior in high school, I caught the flu during Christmas break. I missed a week of school and was unbelievably behind. I was able to catch up with my other work, but one class I didn't really get the work done (I thought I had more time to do the work when I didn't). Anyway, long story short, I went from having an A in my English class to a 76 almost instantaneously...and because I didn't immediately talk to my English teacher to find out what I could do to catch up on work (as if I could have anyway...there was way too much work), I pretty much couldn't regain any credit. I worked my ass off in that class and by the end of the year I brought my grade back up to an A. I'm not really sure how that happened.
 
I've had too many brushes with death through various means that I could probably consider death a close friend.
 
thesoapster said:
Neither have I. I've gone out on dates with two girls...that's about it. But this being GAF, this really isn't all that unbelievable...
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Very true, I didn't feel it necessary to mention it. Virgin-age is well established.
 
I can say with an almost certainty that there are very few people on this planet with as much "general" knowledge/interest in as many subjects as myself.
 
MrPing1000 said:
When I was 10/11 years old I missed over 9months of school that culminated with me being put into care for 3months. I still struggle to understand why I was so scared of going back to school. But going there did a total fuck job on my 11 year old mind.

I made over $1200 on this picture.

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Thanks google ads.
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Humping dogs ftw!!

batbeg said:
I thought of another one that's not so much unbelievable, but sometimes freaks some people out I guess. I'm 6'0 and weigh about 125 pounds. This puts me at a little above Christian Bale's weight in the Machinist, though I have no idea how tall he is and honestly I don't look like a freak (I feel insecure about my weight and sometimes feel chubby).
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6'0 and 100 pounds, beaten bitch!
 
Aside from my wife, I haven't had a friend, even an online one, in over ten years now. I find people piss me off too easily. I can't put up with it. Even reading this thread has made me shake my head in annoyance. But my wife and I get along --and I'm not exaggerating-- perfectly. She's so lucky! :lol

I prefer sitcoms with laugh tracks.

I hate Wes Anderson movies so much that I would actually kick his ass, regardless of the consequences, if I ever met him.

I think Calvin and Hobbes sucks.

I don't think religion deserves respect just because a lot of people believe it really hard. (Not trying to start a fight, just my POV which is apparently uncommon even among atheists.)

I hate people who are smart and look down on other people for not being as smart as them, rather than trying to help them out. Is this unbelievable? Around here it seems so since the opposite seems to be encouraged. :(

Best for last: I used to receive birthday presents from Stephen King.
 
I had Tuberculosis as a kid and had to be put on weird medicine that turned my piss orange and my teeth yellow.

I can't scream.

I'm OCD and have to brush my teeth upwards of 9 times a day.
 
I went to school for game design...and i don't really like video games (probably because of school)
I listen to dance music.....and i'm not gay
I'm black, and i absolutely loathe watermelon
 
There's nothing unbelievable or interesting about me. The best I can come up with is:

I once overheard my dad tell someone that he wished I would "steal a car or something" because I've never been in trouble for anything.

I've never been in the presence of someone who's naked; alternately, I've never been naked in the presence of someone else (ignoring the obvious time as a baby/small child).

Witchfinder General said:
- I got married at 21 to my school sweetheart
- I'm still married
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While that does appeal to the romantic in me, it's sort of sad that six years of marriage is considered an accomplishmet in today's society. Still, congratulations and may you have a long, happy relationship. :)
 
I can taste the difference when a metal object has touched aluminum.

My friend handed me twenty spoons, asking me which ones had been wrapped in aluminum. I correctly identified all eight out of the twenty.

Of course, maybe everyone has this ability except him, I dunno. :lol
 
MrPing1000 said:
When I was 10/11 years old I missed over 9months of school that culminated with me being put into care for 3months. I still struggle to understand why I was so scared of going back to school. But going there did a total fuck job on my 11 year old mind.

I made over $1200 on this picture.

MAXEBRDI40033129c.jpg


Thanks google ads.
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Dude, you just had me laughing for nearly 15 minutes here. I am really in tears. :lol I was like "Oh he's a good photographer... nice, nice furniture...... WTF IS THAT" :lol
 
I have detailed plans outlining the murder of two of my friends. Everything from the time of day, murder weapon, methodology, and coverup. There are literally two folders in my desk drawer with detailed outlines and enough to incriminate me in a courtroom. In all honesty, I do not want to kill them and since they read GAF, I want them to confront me on the issue and stop me before it's too late
 
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