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[grap3fruitman]

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My neck size is 16.5", my arm's 16.25".

 

[Salazar]

:lol

 

[dragonlife]

I am, of course, the monkey who speaks no evil (but thinks plenty of it).

WTF? That's you in the first one? Wow. It's like it's not even the same person.

 

[CitizenCope]

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My neck size is 16.5", my arm's 16.25".

Put the Mario hat on!!!!!!

 

[S1lent]

WTF? That's you in the first one? Wow. It's like it's not even the same person.

Three different people, he's the last person.

 

[dragonlife]

Wow. Reading comprehension FTL. I see now.

 

[whitehawk]

You almost look like Benicio del Toro.

Ripped with one of my good high school friends. This was taken a few years ago. Kinda miss her.

You're in Toronto right? How old are you, you seem like you would fit in with my group of friends very well :lol

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Just got the hipstamatic app, I really like this app

And for all you people bitchin about soulless gazes:

 

[soultron]

You're in Toronto right? How old are you, you seem like you would fit in with my group of friends very well :lol

I'm 22 and actually live in Hamilton, but frequent Toronto fairly often.

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Want my SIN#,CC#, and address too?

 

[Cosmic Bus]

WTF? That's you in the first one? Wow. It's like it's not even the same person.

ahaha, no. There were three of us on webcams; I wish I was as cute as my Canadian friend in the first one.

 

[whitehawk]

I'm 22 and actually live in Hamilton, but frequent Toronto fairly often.

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Want my SIN#,CC#, and address too?

Ah okay. How does that work though. I look older than you (I've been mistaken for 25), but I'm only 18. Would have thought you were around my age.

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yes please

 

[grap3fruitman]

:lol

;-;

Put the Mario hat on!!!!!!

Go back a few months in this thread. =P

 

[soultron]

ahaha, no. There were three of us on webcams; I wish I was as cute as my Canadian friend in the first one.

Now listen here, son: you are the cutest of the three monkeys.

Self-confidence is attractive. Start rockin' it!

 

[Salazar]

;-;

The most well-intentioned laughter you can imagine, I promise. I have no mind nor taste for aggressive or unkind humour.

 

[_Isaac]

Now listen here, son: you are the cutest of the three monkeys.

Self-confidence is attractive. Start rockin' it!

The guy in the center is pretty cute.

 

[soultron]

The guy in the center is pretty cute.

He has some ballin' teeth.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

The guy in the center is pretty cute.

...his whole face is covered! Maybe my sarcasm-o-meter is broken, though.

Here we are about to sing along to Sandra Bernhard and Winger.

 

[fernoca]

Well, soultron is straight*, so you must be looking good; if you get compliments from him.
You do look great anyway, plus you're in your 30s and still look darn young, that's always an extra bonus.

*:

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Yeah.... right!

 

[soultron]

Well, soultron is straight*, so you must be looking good; if you get compliments from him.
You do look great anyway, plus you're in your 30s and still look darn young, that's always an extra bonus.

*:

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Yeah.... right!

I am straight, yeah.

Self-confidence is an attractive trait that applies to all orientations, and I don't have to be gay to tell any man that fact.

 

[Dead Prince]

i want a shirtless picture of Soultron to admire his beautifulness.

 

[fernoca]

I am straight, yeah.

Self-confidence is an attractive trait that applies to all orientations, and I don't have to be gay to tell any man that fact.

But you are gay, you just don't know it yet.

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But soon, you will... >

 

[ZephyrFate]

i want a shirtless picture of Soultron to admire his beautifulness.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[soultron]

Shirtless, as per your request.

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Har har.

 

[Barbacoatl]

Is that a hairy low back I see? Thing of beauty indeed

 

[ZephyrFate]

Gonna have to echo Trip Warhawkins here. Yum.

 

[fernoca]

Oh fuck..
Stop teasing soultron!!

By the way, what happened to the Ubisoft thing??, your video was quite nice and fun...

 

[orioto]

if we are asking for shirtless pictures, i want a Dynamite Ringo Matsuri one !

 

[Jay Sosa]

Long haired Gaf, believe

oooh I love girls with braids

 

[soultron]

Oh fuck..
Stop teasing soultron!!

By the way, what happened to the Ubisoft thing??, your video was quite nice and fun...

Haha.

Ubisoft internship went to a charismatic woman who deserved it. I was 15 minutes late submitting my video due to some email snafus, so I'm fairly certain I was disqualified from the application process. Still had fun doing it though!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=397223

 

[Gui_PT]

Pick Up Central: this thread

 

[Hydranockz]

Shirtless, as per your request.

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Har har.

*collective swoon*

oooh I love girls with braids

Me too :3

 

[Jamie xxoo]

Pick Up Central: this thread

With a spectacularly high level of fail!

 

[soultron]

With a spectacularly high level of fail!

Indeed.

Quick! Someone post pictures and get this show back on-topic!

 

[Dead Prince]

the monkey ruined my excitement ;_;

 

[Gui_PT]

With a spectacularly high level of fail!

Would "Tease Central" fit better?

 

[Corran Horn]

Indeed.

Quick! Someone post pictures and get this show back on-topic!

Dino whaaatt

 

[Jamie xxoo]

Would "Tease Central" fit better?

It would if you posted more pics of your lats. =P

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Ooh I'm flirty today.

Oh hey look Corran saves the thread.

 

[AtomicShroom]

Here, have a few:

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I figured, after this, I can be embarassed about nothing.

 

[beelzebozo]

me and my mom after a wedding

 

[Escape Goat]

I figured, after this, I can be embarassed about nothing.

 

[soultron]

Cue "dude, your mom is hot," right about.... now.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dude... first you refuse to lose. Then you show us your mom...

Edit: This post is in no way colluding with Soultron's for comic effect.

 

[beelzebozo]

go ahead and say it, she'll be flattered. she's lost like 35 pounds and i'd say she was going for being attractive. much better than people saying she's hideos.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I'll admit, that first pic threw me off, then I read it was your mom. Good on her for getting healthier.

 

[CitizenCope]

I figured, after this, I can be embarassed about nothing.

:lol

Cats don't wear socks silly.

 

[OnkelC]

I figured, after this, I can be embarassed about nothing.

I applaud you, good Sir.

 

[Conceited]

 

[MercuryLS]

No offence, but your arms look disproportionally too large compared to rest of your body.

 

[Barbacoatl]

No wonder you're a looker, beelze.

Great pic ChiTown :lol