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I was in pandora, naked with other people, covered in sap, rubbing trees with our bodies.

I didnt wake up with a boner or anything. I dont even remember it being a sexual thing. But i was sad when my alarm went on. It was a weird feeling.
 
I found a great recipe for Chocolate Polenta cake, and I cut a dog's head off.

I'm going to look up the cake recipe now to see if such a thing exists.
 
I don't usually remember my dreams, but if I remember when I wake up today, I'll try to write it down quickly so I can tell all of you about it. Hopefully it won't be boring.




Gamer @ Heart said:
I was in pandora, naked with other people, covered in sap, rubbing trees with our bodies.

I didnt wake up with a boner or anything. I dont even remember it being a sexual thing. But i was sad when my alarm went on. It was a weird feeling.
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You start to wonder which is the real world. I know.
 
GDGF said:
Ever had those dreams where you're trying to get an object and right before you grab it you wake up, but you're still half asleep so the object is right there in front of you, but your hands are going through it and all you feel is pillow?

That sucks.
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I still don't know how the hell does a brain plan dreams so that they end just as you are supposed to wake up/be woken up.

I once had an incredible dream. It was like a full-fleged movie. It lasted at least 1.5h, it had a main plot, some subplots, only characters were actual people I know. Then there was some shit about cultists, ritual suicides, fire etc. There was also this strange room with some old woman constantly watching something on TV. So anyway, the fire is started so I along with one of my friends are running away from it and we get into this room, just about as something behind us explodes. We close the door, and the lightning suddenly changes. Shards of glass of this thing that exploded are floating in the air. The tape that the old woman watched changes into some strange face (Big Brother-esque) and starts talking (though I don't remember exactly what it was about). And when the whole point is to be revealed, story to be concluded my alarm rings.
FFFFFFFUUUUUU
 
My bedroom was a classroom and basically every table was a bed so there were 20+ beds in my room. We had an in class test which i had no idea about so instead i sent nsfw pictures to all my friends while they were doing the test.

Then i woke up with a boner.
 
I don't know if everyone's posts in this thread are so short because...
  1. They don't have elaborate dreams
  2. They can't remember details from their dreams
  3. They can't be bothered typing details from their dreams, or
  4. I am just weird
 
It wasn't last night, but a few nights ago after bowling with my brother and a few friends (to which My Dalirium by Ladyhawke was playing and he said it was a good song and I was like "no its lame") anyway. In the dream basiclly this song was playing all the time and now I can't get it out of my head. But the dream had some pretty f'd up shit in it- to bad I forgot it all when I woke up- but the song :/
 
Sgt.Pepper said:
I was in a storm fighting a man dressed as an unicorn with giant candy bars. Yeah, it's been months since I had a sugary snack.
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I'm more worried about the messages of that dream. The man and Unicorn obviously represents some disturbing sexual fantasy.
 
I dreamt I was in a tense scenario. Groups of people were after me and I had to get past guards to get out of a building. It got more tense as I figured out I was being chased by a monster. I made it to the door and I've woke up.
 
I always have a hard time remembering my dreams. This morning my wife woke me up and said I'd been laughing hysterically in my sleep. I know I was dreaming, but I can't remember a fucking thing. Its weird.
 
Ok I now post the dream I had Monday:
I was Kurt Cobain and I was in a field with the other members of Nirvana.
We saw a barn and we decided to steal food just for fun.
Problem is,the farmer spotted us and threatened us with a shotgun!
I say "We're poor please spare us",but the farmer replies"No way,I recognize you:you're that famous singer.Now give me 1 million dollars or I kill you!"
I say no and then he shot me and I woke up.
 
I was in New York with some friends of mine (2 girls , 2 guys) . I was desperately looking for an ATM to get some cash and visit some places .
I remember being really psyched in my dream , probably because I've never been to the US (or to any english speaking country :( )
 
i know it was weird, cause i always dream weird when i had some red wine...

but i can't remember what i dreamt.. i do know there was oral sex involved :) (on me..)
 
I actually had a dream! The majority of the time I really don't remember what I dream or I just see black.

But anyway, I was dreaming that a major catastrophe was happening here in California. I remember that it was cloudy as fuck and I was driving back home from work when all of a sudden I see people get out of their cars and start running like crazy. I stop the car and get out and see that this massive giant tsunami was heading my way. I panicked and began to think that I was going to die. I started to have flashbacks and started to think about my parents and siblings....Like what was going through their minds knowing I was about to die very far away and that I didn't have the chance to even say good bye. All of this happened in a matter of seconds in my dream. Just when I was about to lose all hope I wake up.

I fucking hate dreams like this. It's such an awkward feeling waking up.

Tntnnbltn said:
Well that's not really a surprise in and of itself. :P
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I know. :(
 
Rewrite said:
I actually had a dream! The majority of the time I really don't remember what I dream or I just see black.

But anyway, I was dreaming that a major catastrophe was happening here in California. [...]
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Well that's not really a surprise in and of itself. :P

trinest said:
It wasn't last night, but a few nights ago after bowling with my brother and a few friends (to which My Dalirium [sic] by Ladyhawke was playing and he said it was a good song and I was like "no its lame") anyway. In the dream basiclly this song was playing all the time and now I can't get it out of my head. But the dream had some pretty f'd up shit in it- to bad I forgot it all when I woke up- but the song :/
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trinest I am disappoint.
 
I dreamed I was invited to a party by a friend of mine. Met several people as we sat at dinner table mingling. Then this beautiful blond walks in(a celebrity.) I was so nervous because she sat directly infront of me across the table,she made eyes at me while I was trying to simply breath.

Then.....I woke up.
Atleast the sheets were dry.
 
I had a dream that I had to pee really badly, but the stall I went into reminded me of the stall from a horror movie, so I couldn't get started. Then I heard someone outside the stall so I stood on the toilet and waited until I heard them get right outside my door and BAM I kicked the door open and rushed them. I then found out it was just a good friend of mine and I explained to him that I was showing him how to deal with a killer that's outside your stall. Then I woke up and urinated for about two minutes.
 
i remember being an airduct, feeling how the air felt rushing across my metal body. i was in a large building like an apartment or condo but people didnt live there. All the rooms were empty except for when pairs of people would come in and have conversations. i could feel the sound resonate as they spoke. It was not just like hearing it was different. Like every inch of me that echoed repeated what they were saying. Or maybe they were just repeating the same stuff over and over again.. im not really sure. It was all very confusing.

As an airduct though i would live out fantasies based around what these pairs of people would say. i remember hearing "Five colors in a row always spells the letter S." And if i could concentrate really hard on that i could go places. Sometimes it would be a park where i pretended i was a window frame and i would try to position myself for the best composition because there was a photo shoot taking place.

Lots of things like that happened i think. The one i remember best was i became a person (i dont remember the phrase that led me there) and i was floating above the earth. i could see things from very far away and i was just laying there watching. i could see everything.. it felt really good. And when i saw something i felt it. This reminded me who i was though and i would return to the building.

Anyway, thats mine from last night.
 
trinest said:
I'm more worried about the messages of that dream. The man and Unicorn obviously represents some disturbing sexual fantasy.
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Well, I like Unicorns....don't know about any guy in uniform! He did, strangely, look like Johnny Deep.
 
Someone inventing dream-recording technology can't come fast enough.

(I've been typing up a summary of my dream over the last couple hours. I'm almost there, but I'm stuck at that icky part where I've started to wake up and fall back asleep, and even though I've 'continued' the dream, it's hard to remember the exact order things went in because there's a lack of continuity/segue between scenes.)
 
Had a dream yesterday, hadn't slept well for a while and that's when I tend to have vivid dreams and often nightmares...

I was in an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere and I saw a zombie stumbling towards me. All I had to defend me was a fork... some quick thinking ensued "Zombies are still humans, they have nervous system right?" so I wrestled the zombie and got behind him and punched the fork in the squishy neck, between it's vertebrals (sp?), and twisted the fork effectively cutting it's spinal cord. That left the zombie twitching on the floor paralyzed, with only it's head operational and snapping it's mouth :lol .. So i got away and found a highway, after which i twitched in my bed and woke up.

i think the whole dream was inspired by Zombieland, but it was a while when i saw that.
 
I dreamt that my dad's shoulder muscle started bulging, swelling, and causing him enormous amounts of pain. It so happened that a second head (identical to the first) was emerging from his shoulder. That's all I remember.
 
I was playing some kind of a game at a private casino, then I go to move my car in the parking lot. An Obi-wan impersonator is with me for some reason. Then as I'm moving my car (really slowly), I run over someone, and I scream out "OH MY GOD" and I wake up. I'm still not sure if I actually said it in real life though.
 
I stole Grace Park from her husband.

I would feel guilty about it, then go sleep with Grace Park and feel better.
 
I have the weirdest dreams, and most of them don't make any sense.

Last night I had a dream about me being at some sort of beach/lake with some people I don't know. So I was given a piece of chocolate from a cute girl and told to eat it. When I started eating it the tide kept comming closer to me everytime I took a bite out of the chocolate. But my ass didn't stop eating it until the water got up to my neck. So the people I was with started to drown me. I was struggling and punched the cute girl in the neck (the neck wtf?) and they stopped, telling me they were just joking. Some other things happened after that which I don't remember.

The creepiest dream I had in a while was some time ago but I will never forget it. My buddy and I were walking around in a post-apocaliptic setting, a world pretty much in ruins. After sometime we get to a city which had a small community living there. So we decided to stay the night. At one point I wake up (I was sleeping in the dream) to see this woman next to me. It was a black woman in a wheel chair, with attachments on it for her legs. The attachments were like the ones you see at the gynecologist. The wheel chair was driving around in circles without her moving it, while a baby was comming out between her legs. I didn't see vag or anything, she had a long dress on. She kept pointing at my friend and I and telling us "you are going to die" and repeating it constantly. That's where I woke up...


I'll post some more dreams, since I usually remember everything.
 
My dream last night was me fighting the military. I was resurrected from a deep sleep and when I was I sent off a large electromagnetic wave of energy that they tracked. I traveled to a rally where the President was speaking and walked on stage. I told everyone that I was an elemental force of the Universe. I then transformed wearing ancient greek robes with glowing white eyes to prove to them my power. The military arrived and tried to attack me but I summoned a lightning bolt that immediately incinerated their commander and a few tanks. I then turned into wind and created a thunderstorm that killed the entire army.

Zeus wasn't pleased that I revealed that such power existed and tried to kill me. I caught the lightning bolt and yanked him from his throne down to earth. I put him check by reminding him that my power was greater than his and that I existed in all times, all realities, and all universes simultaneously. Killing me, if he could, would destroy him and everything he knew.

That's when the alarm clock went off and I wondered what the hell I ate before going to bed.
 
Wow, this is really weird that this topic came up as I had the strangest dream I think I have ever had last night. I will try to tell the story as best I can.

I was at an outside bar that had a deck theme. I don't really know how to explain it, but if you can imagine an outdoor bar that was all natural wood, the floors looked like a deck you would build on the outside of a house. Anyways, we are all laughing and drinking and suddenly we see opossums walking around. That starts to freak everyone out because these things look like the spawn of satan. My two dogs come out of nowhere, I didn't even know they were at the bar, and rip one of them to shreds and chase the other off. I vividly remember the sounds of the bones breaking as they killed the first one. Well, I go back to drinking and I put my hand down to pet my dog without looking and WTF?!? It's another god damned opossum! It bites the shit out of my hand. My hand starts bleeding like hell and again my dogs come to the rescue. This time though they are more vicious than last. One dog bites the front legs of the opossum and my other dog bites the hind legs. They rip the thing in half and start eating it. Then ANOTHER opossum comes and attacks my leg! I then immediately woke up yelling and realized it was all a fucking dream.

For those who don't know what an opossum looks like:
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K Ill type this up before I forget it...

Last night I dreamed that I was still in College. I was walking around the hallways looking for some class that I was surely late for and for some reason I couldnt find the damn classroom. After walking aimlessly for awhile it dawned on me that I had to take the forbidden elevator. I take this elevator down a few floors and when it opens there is this videogame styled abyss with a skinny path of sand that I had to tip toe across, it was winding around and there were these sand creature things that kept popping out throwing sandballs at me and as I moved along down the path I had to keep smashing them (the fuckers kept coming back to life and hitting me in the back of the head with sandballs after I killed them). After getting passed all this I came across a long jump I had to make to get what looked like the outline of a door that lead to the building my class was in. I jumped across and made it...then I had to wait for the building to finish loading. :lol The door opens and I walk into the room massively late, there are no desks open so I walk around the room a few times like an idiot looking for a place to sit, then I finally find a desk, take my seat and the bell rings, class over. Meh.
 
Had a dream last night that I was driving a blue Mini Cooper around Boston following a friend until we parked and started walking through an underground alley in Chinatown.
 
I was hired to do music supervision on a made-for-TV biopic of one of the Doobie Brothers, but was fired halfway through the project. Then I started a blog about it. Then the biopic was nominated for a Golden Globe.
 
Here's two:

I dreamt I walked by the house I grew up. On the road, there were vultures feeding on a carcass, and on the yard there was a pack of grey badgers. The pack ran away when I approached the yard. Only one of them stayed, and looked at me with its grey and wrinkled face. When I walked towards the house I saw my parents. As I got closer their facial figures obscured. It looked like their skin was melting and running down, revealing a gaping maw underneath.

Last night I dreamt of blonde twins (boy & girl) who wanted to have a baby but couldn't. For some unknown reason I was shaving the girl's head, and with every move of the razor the boy lost an equal amount of hair. In the midst of shaving the girl asked me whether I'd be willing to impregnate her, which I of course declined. As soon as the words came out from my mouth, the girl attacked me with scissors in both hands and started to cut my toes. That was when I woke up.


And something else from few months ago:

I had an interesting night. I awoke around 3am and saw an old woman kneeling beside me and covering her face with her hands. The second time I awoke around 5am, there was a young man standing and staring at me with his faceless figures. There was no third time, but I wonder what it could have been, or what will it be.
 
Meh, I almost never remember my dreams. And when I do, they're always either boring as hell or weird as hell.

Last night I dreamt that I had mango juice in the fridge, and I smiled. Not much of a meaningful dream, but at least I'm not wasting energy running marathons in my sleep :/
 
I killed 3 people in my house, and then tried to hide the bodies so no one could find them. Shot them with a pistol in the head.

It was disturbing.
 
I had deep passion for my brother's wife, except she looked like Sophia Loren instead. We literally held hands under the table and played footsie and it felt very sexual (weird!). In the end we got caught and it became a family issue and it got really melodramatic. Woke up with a boner, though.
 
Driving down a highway at night, but I could see in the dark. Little outlines. Nothing special, but it was the dream I remember.
 
Not last night, but on the weekend. Just a generic panic before an exam/assignment/some sort of deadline type of dream, where you run around trying to find the notes because there's only like 20 minutes left and you've done nothing. Wake up, come back to reality and realise that you have nothing due for 3 days. But I fucking woke up 3 times that night with the same sense of impending doom. I've had 2 of these things now and I'm only 2.5 weeks into the semester and I've been busting my ass, so I don't know why the hell my head thinks this is the time to panic. Shouldve done that the last 2 years when I was slacking off in reality too. Stupid brain.
 
I dreamed I was in some kind of co-op JRPG game with my friends and I kept accidentally deleting our save and we had to start over and over.
 
My dreams are usually really lighthearted and adventurous but last night I had a terribly realistic dream about being kidnapped out of my own home and then tortured and raped/abused. After a long time of this and much effort I finally found a way to trick my kidnappers and call the police but all they did was stay there until my mom picked me up, they didn't arrest the kidnappers. I was trying to explain to my mom that I wanted to press charges but nobody seemed to understand what I had gone through. It felt like this dream was going on for hours and hours, and it felt SO REAL, I woke up crying. Ugh.

But then I fell back asleep for a little bit and dreamt that I was buying melon at Costco. The cashier asked if I wanted it sliced up first and I said "sure, why not" but she then proceeded to give me three carts full of melon slices and I was like "goddamn, I do not remember buying this much melon..." She then started dissing the restaurant at which I work.
 
I dreamt about cutting a documentary for a non-profit organization dedicated to the aid of retired pugilists. Not a bad gig, but after I submitted the final version to them they tampered with it. Fuckers =/
 
I had a dream that I had a really sweet as mullet and I didn't know it. Then I saw it and I felt like Jared Allen.

Great dream IMO.
 
Can't remember the details at all. I should really write this stuff down, but that's the last thing you wanna do when you just wake up.

I know it was videogame related (Ultima 7 to be specific) as I'm playing Divine Divinity on PC these last few days and that got me thinking I never played an Ultima game seriously before. I got on the internet and looked up some info on the game and then went to bed. I vaguely remember me carrying un godly ammounts of gold with me all over the place, with Ultima 7 graphics.

Normally I can remember dreams in more detail, but I do forget about them during the day. I did wrote them down for a while and I find I can still vividly remember those dreams.
 
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