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Had lots of dreams last night. Two stand out:

I had to drive to this place at night, and it would take around six hours. I was sleepy when the drive started, so I tried my hardest to keep my eyes open as I sped through dark forests on badly lit, winding roads. A couple of hours in, I had to get from one side of a huge mountain to the other. Thing is, this was no ordinary mountain, being hollow inside with a very long drop into the abyss. So there was no tunnel through it, but there was a road... of the F-Zero kind. Suspended in the air, without guardrails, and with tons of loops and twists. It was so dangerous to drive on that only one car was allowed inside the mountain at any one time. When it was my turn, I put the pedal to the metal and drove in as fast as I could in order to clear all the loops and twists (you had to drive upside-down some places) without falling into the abyss. It was shit hard, and I could barely do it, but I somehow came through. Then, at the last stretch before the exit, the road suddenly twisted and ended in thin air, propelling me down into nothingness. I thought that now I would die, and that this was a ridiculous way of designing a road. Then I fell through a portal or something and with a bump landed outside the mountain on the other side, right beside a petrol station. A thin, gangly teenager asked if I wanted to fill gas. Then I woke up.

Fell asleep a bit later, and dreamt that I was at work in a kind of supermarket/toystore hybrid. The floor had a steep incline, with the entrance and cash registers at the bottom, so you had to struggle to get all the way inside the store. Getting back out was easy, though - just let go of the cart and it would roll down to the registers. Anyway, I was way up in there working, when Osama bin Laden came up to me, pushing a cart. He wanted to buy a toy car for his kid. I became a bit flustered, thinking that I should call the police, but helped him anyway. There were lots of other people in the store, but nobody recognized him. After helping him find a few other things, he made a joke about getting the toy car for free, and I smiled nervously and said that I was sorry, but I couldn't do that for him. He then took up a cell phone and spoke something in Arabic. Oh shit, I though, he's ordering someone to come kill me. But the only ones who came in were his kids, a boy and a girl. Then his wife, who was a blonde Norwegian. They told me that he had lived in Norway a few years, and that going in or out of the country was a hassle, but other than that, nobody recognized him or cared about him. Then my mother came and started talking about another woman being a bitch. Osama's wife misheard her and said "Well, thanks for calling me a bitch!", but my mother explained that she was talking about her sister. And that was that.

Also had a few other small dreams:
- Went into a toystore that was really a coffee-bar, and ordered a cappuccino.
- Was in a packed elevator. One lady had a talking cat with her. The elevator had open sides, so you had to be careful to stay away from the sides so you wouldn't crush a limb when it moved. The cat wanted to show off, however, so it sat down right at the edge, saying that it would go just fine. When the elevator went down, the cat's body was cut in half, leaving a bloody mess on the floor. I made a joke, and the cat's owner started to cry.
- Something about me being in Call of Duty Modern Warfare Reflex on the Wii, shooting people.

Edit: Had ANOTHER one the same night where I had to pee. I ran to the bathroom, promptly took up a new pair of jeans that lay rumpled on the floor and started unleashing in them. After a few seconds I realized what I was doing, and tried to direct the powerful jet away from my new jeans and into the toilet without hosing down the whole room in the process. Didn't really work, but I hit the right receptacle in the end, and stood there, in a yellow puddle, holding my soaked jeans, peeing for a looong time.
 
Shit man, i dreamed with a porn scene this morning, so fucking disgusting :(

I'm sorry but it's too disgusting to tell on gaf, my god i can't even take the image out of my head...

Gotta stay from porn for some weeks. Can't wait to have the same dream again today!
 
Jamesfrom818 said:
The last time I spoke with her, she was telling me that she would be much happier if she had chosen to stay with me instead of leaving me for her now husband and father of her two kids.


Ow.
 
I had my second Alison Brie dream. Of course, she was really Annie, not Alison.

It wasn't really about her though, she was just in it. It took place in a (wait for it)...community college but the main theme was me struggling like hell. I was showing up late for all my classes, like right when the bell would ring, and all my homework was piling up. I didn't know any of the material and therefore couldn't do any assignments.

It was really stressful, but at least Annie was in it! I think Jeff and Dong Lover was too. I'm noticing my dreams lately is of me unable to control even the most basic human functions.
 
Jamesfrom818 said:
The last time I spoke with her, she was telling me that she would be much happier if she had chosen to stay with me instead of leaving me for her now husband and father of her two kids.

That's pretty harsh to say. Like backhanding your kids across the face and saying I wish you were never born...
My childhood sucked.
 
I had a dream where Rodney Dangerfield was the star of Gran Torino, instead of Clint Eastwood. That's actually one of my more normal dreams.
 
ChubbyHuggs said:
That's pretty harsh to say. Like backhanding your kids across the face and saying I wish you were never born...
My childhood sucked.

Well, she said it before she got married and knocked up with the 2nd kid. Her main reason for us not getting back together was that she wanted to keep her family together. She loves her children. There's no doubt about that. I'm sure she loves her husband too but she got married a month after finding out she was pregnant with kid #2 and three months before her health insurance under her parents was going to run out. I'm sure those two things played a significant part as well.
 
Eternal pee.

Whenever I have to use the bathroom, I pee in my dreams. NOT IN REAL LIFE TAKE THAT DAMN IT!

Anyway, when that feeling is there, I go to a toilet that just happens to be there and I just pee forever, and I never get any relief until I wake up about to burst.

It gets me up early, so that's a nice thing. But one day it's going to backfire, and the floodgates will be undone...
 
Jamesfrom818 said:
Well, she said it before she got married and knocked up with the 2nd kid. Her main reason for us not getting back together was that she wanted to keep her family together. She loves her children. There's no doubt about that. I'm sure she loves her husband too but she got married a month after finding out she was pregnant with kid #2 and three months before her health insurance under her parents was going to run out. I'm sure those two things played a significant part as well.

That seems a little better, I was just thinking that was a fucked way of putting things. So how long ago was this all, seeing as she had to be around 18 or still in school to be under her parents coverage.
My last spoiler was a lie.

I'm still trippin' on my pants dream this morning.
 
ChubbyHuggs said:
That seems a little better, I was just thinking that was a fucked way of putting things. So how long ago was this all, seeing as she had to be around 18 or still in school to be under her parents coverage.
My last spoiler was a lie.

I'm still trippin' on my pants dream this morning.

Not too long ago. I don't want to get into specifics but she was in her mid 20s. She was still in school because the first kid kinda threw a wrench in her educational plans.
 
Jamesfrom818 said:
I don't want to get into specifics.

That's all good, we shall end this here.

I just woke up from my power nap not to long ago. This time I was stuck in "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past," I can die happy now.
 
This would probably be subject to a lot of analysis if I went to a shrink, but here goes.

I dreamt that I was outside my body, looking at my girlfriend and me making dinner together. I was also myself - only about half the size - so I was standing behind us listening to the conversation. Don't remember a lot about what was said, but I remember walking up to myself and feeling my back thinking "How did you ever get a girl like this". I also remember kissing my girlfriend on the cheek, although 'they' didn't take any notice of me.

... and then I woke up. Hope that made sense. It didn't for me.
 
i had the ability to transform into animals and was capable of breathing underwater. then trinity from dexter turned into a killer whale..
 
When I was a kid, I once dreamt that a leaf fell on my head and I grew raccoon ears and a tail. I immediately started to run then I flew around the neighborhood. It was a good dream.
 
On a journey to ocean field of joy, on top of Mount Syphilis. It was literally called that. I laughed for about 2 minutes straight in my dream. Hopped on a gliding camel and started gliding up Mt. syphilis. Reached the top and dove off into a soft skittle lake down below. Woke the fuck up.
 
The only part of my dream I could remember is that I was in a hotel room with friends of friends and we decided to pick up and play Rock Band.

The note highway looked like Rock Revolution and it played like a shooter, you played in time with the music and each section of the screen where a note would be is where you shot ships coming at you.
 
Warning: i have a lot of fucked up dreams :p

So my dream last night I was in the new zelda game but the main character was mickey mouse- which was me.. I looked like mickey mouse but my shadow was link. Anyway all i remember was that i was invited to a dinner .. So was looking in through the front window... goofy, some asian girl and minnie mouse.. Anyway i started fingering minnie mouse at the dinner table! and woke up with me fingering my chest :( I blame this on my cousins who are staying with me at the moment- fucking disney channel and no time to wank.
 
Its a late 19th century London, complete with all the closed in alleys and criminal masterminds/serial killers that run rampant in stories like Edward Scissorhands and Sherlock Holmes (was scissorhands even in London? No idea...). Anyway, a criminal by the name of Freddy Nine Fingers was apprehended and was being punished for his crimes, which apparently meant chopping off all the fingers on his left hand (he had a full ten to start with, so I dont know where his moniker came from, except for once I woke up). Sheriff grabs a cleaver and chops off the 4 fingers of Freddy's left hand. He doesnt bleed or cry out in pain or anything, just sort of looks around bored at the proceedings. Once the sheriff is done Freddy asks if thats it, the sheriff nods and he walks away. They bundle up the fingers with a scrap of cloth and then toss them out the window where they fall in the river. A guy below sees these in the river, only they dont look like fingers at all, but rather like 3 racks of ribs(dont ask me how they were rigid or where the extra 20 someodd bones came from, I dont know), and he dives in to pull them out. Flash forward about 10 hours and a constable comes along and pulls the guy's body out of the water tightly clutching Freddy's fingers, so I guess he died somehow.The constables through their magical reasoning discovered that the next person to die was going to be the woman who just happened to be walking past at exactly that moment (and who looked suspiciously like Yvonne Strahovski[sp? The blond chick from Chuck]) and immediately took her into custody for protection from Freddy.

Then I woke up, and both of my hands were completely asleep except for my right thumb, which I assume is where the name "nine fingers" came from.

I cant remember the last time I have had so many consecutive nights of dreams, but then again I literally cant remember my dream from two days ago except by looking through this thread, so I guess my memory window is generally only a couple of hours. Last couple days I've been leaving notepad open and just getting up and typing the minute I wake up which helps me get the details before they fade.
 
My dream last night contained me sitting at a dinner table. A lady introduced everyone to me and then announced me as the new Illuminati member. That's it.
 
Had a dream I was watching the mets play yesterday. I was watching the game from the balcony of a high rise apartment, and this music artist who I've been listening was there too. Caught a foul ball. I woke up happy.
 
Weird dream, only remember a little bit. I was in the time of the Romans, and I lived with poor people. Than we begged for money on the streets, the police came and we jumped into a fountain :lol. Somehow they saw me and chased after me with there knifes. And then I wake up, I have that everytime.
 
Funny that I saw this thread because I am laying in my bed right now on my iPhone not being able to fall back asleep after I just had two interesting dreams. One was me about to hook up with this hot girl that I fooled around with recently, but most of the time in my dreams it ends right before the action starts. It did this time again. And another was this guy I have always hated punched his girlfriend in the face so I proceeded to beat his ass. Felt good.
 
So I recently talked to some one about lucid dreaming. Now I have had a few lucid dreams before but they only occur when I wake up and fall back asleep right away and they only last for a few minutes it seems like. Well this girl was telling me that she has been training herself to become more and more self aware in her dreams. She does things as try to recognize patterns in her dreams so she may tell that she is dreaming.

I was curious to see if any one else does these types of exercises because I would really love to try this. One thing I have tried is that I quit smoking a few weeks back and sometimes in my dream I will smoke and think to myself that I was only able to last a few weeks? Did I really only have that much self control? Then I wake up eventually and realize that it never really happened. I have been trying to use this as a signal for me to realize I am dreaming and I feel like its starting to become more recognizable in my dreams.

So my question to you all is how many of you have heard of this and practice it and if so what are some tips and how well is it working for you?
 
I had a dream last night and I think I was a surveyor or something in the early 1800s. Either way, neither Indians or settlers tolerated my presence. I just remember being in a lush, vivid woodland, almost like a jungle and trekking through it with another person and we came across a small camp of settlers and for some reason or other they got really pissed at us and started attacking/chasing us. I remember being on the run for days in my dream and getting shot at with a bow and arrow (I actually felt the pain of getting hit in the back!). I eventually found a cave and hid in there with my friend and I remember feeling the presence of the attackers outside and then I woke up.
 
I pretty much had a dream that at least one point or another in your life you have wished could happen in real life...

I was thrust back into highschool, but with the mindset I have right now...I guess its sort of hard to explain, but I had all the knowledge I have now, and I knew everything that was going to happen. It was sort of like re-watching moments from the outside and knowing whats gonna happen next but actually being in the room. Very weird...
 
Wow, I dream like what, 1 every month or something, and last night I shagged a bird that I work with (don't fancy either) and the wife knew about it but didn't say or do anything. There was not actually any sex in it, only the feeling that I had cheated.

Fucking weird.
 
Last night I played poker with some buddies at my place. Sadly, that same night, I had a dream of taking all of their money by flopping the nut flush. XD
 
i head an AWESOME dream last night:

i was playing a first person shooter. it was onine co-op/ or deatchmatch as i could communicate with other players. We were really advanced fighting robots fighting aliens.

but here comes the twist.. i zoom out and get an overview of a hall where hundreds of players like me are playing this. But it turns out it's no game.. we are remote controlling actual fighting robots in some war.
i know.. you're thinking AVATAR here.. but it was different. Probably influenced by that movie though.
 
Well since this is bumped I'll post it here too.

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was working at a car dealership with Benjamin Linus. We were given lists every week and we had these suped up cars that we would drive to where ever we had to go. Every time I would ask Ben a question he would say "Who cares?" or "So?" and I never got any questions answered and I remember being mad at him for it. He always wore this white hitman suit with white gloves.

Anyways we get to this farmhouse and we grab Locke and tell him to "Get the fuck in the car" and he kept repeating "I'm THE BOSS! I'm THE BOSS! I'm THE BOSS!" and then Ben pistol whipped him and said "I am the BOSS MOTHERBITCH!" and we closed the trunk on his ass.

Then I woke up. I haven't had a dream like that in a long time.

edit: I also remember the car was on a platform all batman style.
 
I've never driven a manual car before.

In this dream, my cousin owned a (manual) Nissan GT-R, and they let me take it for a drive. I somehow knew how to shift gears perfectly, and was pretty good at is.
So I stop at a gas station to fill up, when apparently some sort of exotic car meet rolls up. Aston Martins, Porsches, Ferraris, and all kinds of exotics roll up.

So I finsh filling my tank, and right as I'm driving off, all of the cars there drop their tops at the same time and speed off. I do the same (there's no convertible version of the GT-R, right?) and speed off with them. I'm hitting perfect gear shifts and start flying past people.

The last thing I can remember is that we end up driving through a forest and cross a bridge oing at high speed.
 
Well, I'm in a bus with my brother, heading home. Suddenly however, I realize we're on the wrong bus and it makes a turn to somewhere else; I'm waiting for the next stop so we can get off to backtrack and catch the right bus, when suddenly there's an explosion nearby and the bus nearly turns.

I look out the window to see a "little" crater in the ground besides where one of the tires of the bus had just been and look up... there's hundreds of meteorites plumetting to earth! They can be seen falling for a little while, wrapped in fire until they smash to the ground and create other explosions and craters, I see one going through a building which then collapses (this actually looked pretty cool).

Everyone's in panic and out of the bus by now, me and my brother are running trying to "escape" the meteorites, when I bump into some friends who're also as shocked as we. We find shelter and it gets fuzzy here, there's probably some talking about the end of the world or something. After a while I think I find a car, and try to reach my house (curiously enough I think there was no traffic or the scene changes to my house inmediately).

So, I reach an island where my house supposedly is (:lol I live nowhere near any island), and apparently people have very efficiently turned it into some sort of strong-hold island in preparedness for the upcoming apocalypse. I walk around the island (the meteorites are still comming and everyone's crying about the end of the world, etc), when I also noticed tremors are becoming more frequent. Exploring around the island, I'm climbing a hill when I look to the sky and there's 2 planes (a big, commercial one and a more simple one) about to crash. The big one tries to maneuver out of the little one's way, but they still crash and although the little one was destroyed, the other one makes an emergency landing... about 5 meters from me.

The wreckage is in flames and my first reaction is to get out of there in case it explodes :lol . I run towards my house, where my family has gathered. Everyone's crying and talking about the rapture and apocalypse. I try to talk some sense into them, but they won't listen and are convinced God is coming or something of the sort. I also find my gf there, and this part of the dream becomes about me carrying food and other provisions to other parts of the house, I guess preparing for the next catastrophe or something.

I can't remember what happens next, but I think I stop being me and the dream turns into a TV news report or something like that, saying how everything's getting better, the meteorite "attack" is stopping and they expect everything to be ok the next day or something like that.

I'm back to being me, and I'm in my house; my family's still there but it's sunny and it's pretty obvious the catastrophe is over. Some of my relatives are still crying, but everyone's happy and I get to tell my mom "I told you so" :lol I think I then go around the "island" again, surveying the damage, and that's where it ends.
 
Had a cool one.

Giant lizard god.
Mysterious underground dungeon under a seemingly normal hotel.
Puzzle solving
rooms filling with flames

Was very good, should have been a book.
 
Well I had a dream about Playstation 3 last night :|

I dreamt that I found one to buy for $99 used, but the trouble was the blu-ray drive was faulty. So what the previous owner did, was jerry-rig a Sega CD to it. This meant that games could only display in shitty graphics. So I bought it, took it home, and played Bayonetta with PS1 style graphics.

What the fuck.
 
For the second night in a row I had a dream where I was taking care of a young child; laughing, playing, having a good time, etc. What bothers me about that is that I just had a pregnancy scare with my f*ck-buddy the previous week, so maybe this is fate's way of telling me it's gonna happen eventually...
 
Rezbit said:
Well I had a dream about Playstation 3 last night :|

I dreamt that I found one to buy for $99 used, but the trouble was the blu-ray drive was faulty. So what the previous owner did, was jerry-rig a Sega CD to it. This meant that games could only display in shitty graphics. So I bought it, took it home, and played Bayonetta with PS1 style graphics.

What the fuck.

:lol that made me laugh
 
I had a dream that my wife started to gradually become a bitch.

It turns out she was possessed by the soul of the Wicked Witch of the West.

She explained to me that her soul was going to be reborn infinitely and that the vessel body always had to be a girl from Kansas (where my wife was born).

Naturally, I was really pissed off.

The only way to destroy her was to burn a doll-house at the top room of a tower. This room had no doors and one window and the only way to get to this window was to first take the stairs to the top and then use one of three ladders (rather, rungs bolted to the tower) to climb down into the window.

The first ladder had the strawman etched into stone above it, it had 10 rungs. The second had the tin woodsman etched with 10 rungs as well. The third had the cowardly lion above it with no rungs.

Somehow I knew the first two were traps and that you needed the 'courage' to climb down on no rungs, which ended up actually being invisible.

I set the doll-house on fire and my wife, possessed by the witch, didn't attempt to stop me. Apparently her will was trying to stop the cycle of the witch's soul being reborn.

But the witch was acting all nice and shit towards me through the voice of my wife, as she was dying.

It was really morbid.

After she died I was warped back in time and the events of my life were reset back to the point when I first met my wife. She had no idea who I was and we had to start our life all over again.

Then I woke up.
 
Does anyone else have the occasional type of dream where your having sex and right when you orgasm, you wake up and realise that.....you need a change of underpants?
 
TheVampire said:
Does anyone else have the occasional type of dream where your having sex and right when you orgasm, you wake up and realise that.....you need a change of underpants?

umm dont know if thats a joke comment but i believe that is called a wet dream...
 
In the dream I had last night, I died in a car accident. It was a very strange feeling, there was no "pain" (in the dream), but I felt so strange when my consciousness started to fade away. I was so sad about leaving this world and not being a part of it anymore, not even as a spectator. Missing on how the world will evolve in the future. I guess it means that inside of me, I don't believe in life after death or second life etc... When someone dies, he just simply disappears. Sorry buddy (I am talking to that dude in my avatar :P)
I just wish I could remember more, I know there were some people I know with me in the car, I just don't remember who...
 
1/30: I was God of Sleep, which gave me some sort of supernatural sleep-related powers, which was a big deal for some reason. My dad, my brother and I went on a hike to some stream on the Heights in my hometown with a giant frog and some other giant aquatic animal (maybe a turtle?) in it. It was late summer, the grass was brown, and the cicadas were buzzing. I was angry that we were just standing on the bluff and not actually going to the stream, except I actually ended up going to the stream anyway and standing on a mini concrete dam with a gap in the middle of it that made a rapid/mini-waterfall and a little pool behind it.

1/31: Night Terror :-(

2/2: A group with a girl from a summer program I did and one of my current dorm neighbors were taking a tour of my neighborhood back home while I was in the sidewalk in front of our driveway trying to fix my old bike, and when they got to our house, my parents spent a long time explaining why the silver maple had to be cut down. (the little tree was missing, too.) (Both trees are still there in real life, as far as I know)

2/4 (last night): Wii Sports Resort had a cruise ship that I was driving around and it would take you around to different events and for the ones higher up on the island you would get fired out of a cannon to hang glide to it - events like volleyball and stuff. At some point there were more realistic bad guys who were attacking and I fell out of the cruise ship. In my living room my brother was playing what he said was Drop7 in color on his Gameboy (noncolor?), except it looked more like some match-3 game. One of my other current dorm neighbors came by and asked me how my Spanish class was going, except I'm not taking Spanish.
 
Slept late this morning. Dreamt that I was at some kind of party, relaxing in a sofa. A big, white, hairy cat then climbed on top of me and started sleeping. So I lay there, with this big cat on my back. It was really long. It's paws were on my shoulders, and it's hind legs were on my feet, so it was almost my own length. We lay like that for a couple of hours, and I pretended to sleep the whole time. Other people took pictures of us. The cat would often squeeze my whole body in some way, which was quite painful. After a few hours I decided to end it, and sat up. The cat woke up and became furious. It bitched me out for not letting it sleep for more than an hour (you lay there at least two hours! I protested), and said that if he knew I'd be like that, it would find somewhere else to sleep. In fact, there were probably lots of places nearby that were much better to sleep on than my back. Yeah, right, I said.

After that, I dreamt that I saw myself in a mirror. I had a very long, wispy, white neckbeard, and decided to shave as soon as possible.
 
Last night, I had one of the best dreams I've had in ages. So awesome. It was memorial day weekend, and a small group of friends and I decided we wanted to hop on a lunar shuttle and head for the moon. We got into what was much like a commercial airplane, and after a relatively short flight, we landed on the moon!

Only, this moon was different. For some reason, we didn't need space suits. It also wasn't friggid cold, but there was a nice cool breeze. Instead of the blackness of space, the moon actually had an atmosphere, and the sky was overcast with a strange light brown hue. And the ground was sand, silver brown. It was like I was at a beach but there was no ocean.

There was a Lunar City, which unfortunately was commercialized with a lot of franchise stores and restaurants, but the buildings had their own sci-fi twist to their structure. There was a large mysterious hotel which had obviously been there before the American companies moved in. I remember talking to someone about how America had a Lunar monopoly going on somehow and how it wasn't fair...but anyway, I found this massive isolated beach-tent with a picnic table underneath. I sat down and ate some cheerios while i had my feet in the sand. It felt so real. It felt like heaven.

After cheerios, me and some friends just started running around, skipping, throwing a ball. it was so fun!

The next day, I got back to normal life on earth, where a group I was in for a school project was full of bitchy girls saying I didn't do my part right, but I didn't care because I just spent my weekend on the FUCKING MOON eating CHEERIOS and it was so AWESOME!
 
I actually managed to control my dream not too long ago. I decided to fly through the roof and jump really far. Then I woke up :(
 
Was on a transit bus trying to have a conversation with a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had to keep moving seats for old people getting on and off. Stupid old people on buses.
 
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