Had several last night, and two stood out. I apologize for the incoming walls-o'-text:
I was back in school, having a gym class. We were out running on a circular trail. Suddenly it dawned on me that all the runners were representatives for the ant-producing industries of various countries, and the lap times decided how many tons of ant my country would produce the next year. So we ran the best we could. My lap time was the best, so Norway got in the lead with 380 tons of ant. Saudi-Arabia came second with around 300 tons, then Canada and either USA or England. My consciousness then floated up above the trail so I could look at myself running, and I talked a bit with other floating consciousnesses. Then, the Saudi-Arabian representative made a run for it, trying to close in on my lead. I snapped back down into my body and ran. The Saudi Arabian was well ahead, but a voice started telling me the differences between Saudi Arabian and Norwegian ants. Theirs were bigger, "kind of like normal ants", but ours were so small that it was difficult to classify their exact type by just looking at them. In fact, their unique characteristics were so fine that you had to use magnifying glasses strong enough to show the 24th dimension in order to see them. And therefore, Norwegian ants were considered more valuable than Saudi Arabian ants. Inspired by this voice from above, I made a mad dash for it, finishing just ahead of the Saudi Arabian. The end results gave Norway 580 tons of ant and Saudi Arabia 500 tons. I wondered if the results were perhaps too good... I mean, who would we sell all these ants to anyway? Then I woke up, exhausted. And promptly went back to sleep again.
In the other dream, I was playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii, last level. The last level was a climb up a dream-like gigantic tree. Pastels and soft greens, quite inviting, actually. Not the worst enemies, either - just a few bugs here and there. But it was terribly hard to get up. You had to do complex wall-jumps between rotating AND moving platforms, and it took me many tries to get all the way up. I did at last, and came to a big room at the top of the tree. There was a door right at the top, a blue pipe above that, and another blue pipe down to the right. I couldn't enter the pipe, though, and had to try to get to the door. I did some fancy jumping, but just as I got close to the door, a gigantic spider lowered itself and smacked me to the ground. Little spiders started coming out of the blue pipe to the right, so I ground-pounded them before the big one could come down. The big one shot webs and stuff at me, which I dodged. Mario then became more Link-like, and I could enter a menu to choose different weapons. I chose a sword and a bow with homing arrows. After shooting/slicing the spider a long while, a huge, translucent map was superimposed on the screen. A video showed a train racing around the map, and I understood that this was another weapon in my arsenal: If the spider stood still, I could just point at it with the Wii Remote pointer, and the train would take the shortest route to the point I indicated. A little like the Spirit Tracks-train. Each "hit" took away 10 points of the spider's health. After doing this for a while, not getting a scratch, the perspective changed and it became a top-down game like the 2d Zeldas. The spider sat in a corner, not reacting to my weapons. Then it started laughing, launching a speech: "A ha ha... so you think you can defeat ME? You'd better think again!" The spider then rose up from the ground, revealing itself to be... the hand of EVIL ZELDA! She towered up above MarioLink, and was so tall that the whole game entered my living-room! I stood in one corner, desperately trying to get MarioLink out of Evil Zelda's striking distance. She laughed and snickered as she lashed out at MarioLink with her spiderhand. After getting soundly thrashed and losing most of my hearts, I managed to get MarioLink down under her, between her legs, where she couldn't hurt him as she wasn't programmed to stomp or kick. I then tried attacking her black leather boots, but it only made her flinch. At this point, she was right in front of me, so I couldn't really see MarioLink down at the floor and had to control him blindly. And that's where I woke up.