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[JaskoX1]

I dreamed that me and my dad were playing Goldeneye and he died by falling off a platform which is CRAZY because you can't fall of platforms in that game!

THE WONDERS OF THE MIND

now that you mention it, I had this dream where I was trapped in a vent. trying to gas me out. Ttook me days to figure out it was the goldeneye facility vent in multiplayer lol

 

[thebeeks]

I was back in high school and some class assigned everyone to play/finish Earthbound. I assumed we were going to have some sort of discussion about the story and characters and such, but when I got to class it was a pop quiz about how much HP the enemies had. I got really nervous and tried to look at the answers the guy sitting next to me was putting down, but I couldn't quite make out what he was writing and had to guess on all the answers.

I just recently started playing Earthbound for the first time last week and played some before going to bed last night, so that explains a little.

 

[edornob]

WOULD

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Dreamt I was some place in the Middle East really fancy in the parking lot of some elaborate shopping center. There were these giant crocodiles everywhere, almost miniature dinosaurs. They had larger legs than normal. There was also this weird reptilian worm thing, no visible eyes or nostrils, about the size of an old Plymouth coast down the grade in the parking lot on a skateboard it found.

I worked up the nerve to get out of the car and booked to the mall. Ended up entering a Best Buy from the rear and played it off like I worked there, just wandering through the receiving area, stock room, lunch room, until I got to the offices and ran into a lady I work with and some blonde woman that was being very forward.

At this point I was trying to explain to them that I was trying to have a dream of the Amityville Horror only recasting the leads as Bo Duke and Vance Duke. The funny part of this was supposed to be the shitty replacement for Luke Duke in the horror movie.

Then the forward blonde woman started cuddling with me as I was explaining this shit and I woke up.

SCIENCE!

 

[Escape Goat]

Dreamt I was some place in the Middle East really fancy in the parking lot of some elaborate shopping center. There were these giant crocodiles everywhere, almost miniature dinosaurs. They had larger legs than normal. There was also this weird reptilian worm thing, no visible eyes or nostrils, about the size of an old Plymouth coast down the grade in the parking lot on a skateboard it found.

I worked up the nerve to get out of the car and booked to the mall. Ended up entering a Best Buy from the rear and played it off like I worked there, just wandering through the receiving area, stock room, lunch room, until I got to the offices and ran into a lady I work with and some blonde woman that was being very forward.

At this point I was trying to explain to them that I was trying to have a dream of the Amityville Horror only recasting the leads as Bo Duke and Vance Duke. The funny part of this was supposed to be the shitty replacement for Luke Duke in the horror movie.

Then the forward blonde woman started cuddling with me as I was explaining this shit and I woke up.

SCIENCE!

you have a very detailed dreamscape. I usually wake up in a sweat with a great sense of panic and horror and no imagery.

 

[MIKEAL]

I saw a dog outside my parents house, late at night. It had a note taped to its head with something like "lovely" or "care for me with love" and the dog answered to the name "lovely". I naturally opened my parents garage and my mom came out and we both agreed to adopt it there *it was winter time* on the spot. Then i noticed a bunch of other animals in cages in my next door neighbors driveway, my mom told me to get the cat *there was one cat, a couple dogs and a tarantula*. When i grabbed the cat, the tarantula jumped on my hand and clamped into it, biting into it with incredible force. I was yelling at my mom to help me get it off, but her back was turned, focused on the garage-door opener thing (one of those button combination things) for whatever reason. The pain got so intense i woke up, and i was sleeping on my hand, so it was in some level of pain irl. It got me thinking, what if our physical pain in the real world affects our physical pain in the dream world? Regardless, i always have weird dreams

 

[Banglish]

I was playing basketball, against the lakers - Kobe, Fisher, and Cenk from The Young Turks. Against me, Jeremy Lin and others but we were the only ones handling the rock.
I was going off.

 

[santi_yo]

I won an Academy Award for Best live action short film. That's how I roll.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Had a dream that I had sex, but the woman immediately cut off the head of my penis and gave it to me to have reattached, but the doctor's office was closed and I didn't have an appointment. So I was left wondering how long I had before I could no longer re-attach it. D:

I was more concerned with how it was going to affect my urination.

 

[Kenshin001]

I dreamt I was sitting next to my former Japanese teacher and she suddenly put her hand on my crotch which was kind of a turn on. Then we almost started tongue kissing but I couldn't go through with it because she is actually kind of sexually repellent (she is in her early fifties and not attractive) and I wanted to get away. Unfortunately when I pulled away form her face I discovered we were sitting on a plank of wood suspended about 100 meters above the ground of what looked like a building site. Then I woke up.

 

[Redux]

Dreamt that I was inserted underneath the corpse of dead Kimberly Quinn in a coffin and started banging her like no other.

The hell is wrong with me?

 

[Finaika]

I dreamt I was exploring Dracula's castle.

 

[PhantomOfTheKnight]

I had a dream that I was in a room with some crazy hispanic dude (probably in his 40's; he had a big bushy mustache). We were both hanging onto a wooden table and the room we were in was flooded with water and we were about 4 feet away from the ceiling.

Oh, and we both had each other at gunpoint and we were shouting at each other over something.

It was one hell of a weird-ass nightmare.

 

[Seda]

I had a dream that I had to ship some packages (dunno what was in them....soda I think) to another country, so I did what anybody would do, I strapped the packages, along with myself, to a rocket and launched.

 

[Aurongel]

My ex :[

 

[B.K.]

Another night with no dreams.

 

[akira28]

I was in Iraq working with a unit using construction mechs to remove debris from bombed sites. The was a lot of latent radiation coming from the ground above 2 feet, so much that if you got low enough and closed your eyes, you'd see little flashes. I remember being interviewed on TV about the contruction mechs, we called them Growlers AKA Hospital Wreckers. We called them that because a lot of our job was clearing out old bombed out town areas for the makeshift hospitals the US forces were creating. Apparently some crazy nuclear shit had happened years prior in the Iraq-Iran area and we had finally been able to get in to clean up. I remember the mechs had these self-righting algorithms, so if you fell down in one of them, they could pick themselves back up, because otherwise it was all but impossible to do it.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Last night I dreamed that my friends and I decided to go see Titanic in 3D. One of my friends had never seen it, and was very pessimistic about the whole thing, but I assured him that it was a good movie and he'd like it. We go the theater, which is packed. It's oddly designed, with seats curving around a stage at the front of the room where the screen is. We had to sit separately, and I could see my friends around the corner of the stage. The crowd is restless, and people are talking about how much they loved Titanic.

The movie starts and there are quite a few scenes that I don't remember being there. There's an entirely new sub-plot where Jack gets a job on the ship as someone who writes and sets up one man plays which he acts in. They get immensely popular and he has to keep coming up with these plays each day (The timeline was weird too). They get more and more elaborate. Eventually he's doing parodies of The O'Reilly Factor (Which I was completely puzzled by). By now, the movie was starting to lose the crowd. My friends were starting to fall asleep. I went out into the lobby to get a drink and found that people were going out there to take a nap.

Other weird stuff I can't remember, then somehow I ended up IN the movie. I was a new character who hung out with two other characters who resembled Rose and Jack, and yet were not them. After an awkward introduction, we all hit it off, and ordered some drinks. We were all seated on this bench, overlooking a deck which the crew was getting ready for a dinner show. The bench stretched the length of the ship and was packed. There was a large man sitting to my left who was loud and abrasive. I ordered another drink and when I removed my wallet he remarked how much money I had. After drinking a Tom Collins for awhile, I noticed an odd fizz and realized he placed some kind of poisonous capsule in it. I broke the glass and proceeded to stab him over and over, and explained he left me no choice. He laughed as he died and handed me a card with a website address on it. I was puzzled.

I knew that the ship was going to sink, and I knew that being a guy, I probably wouldn't survive it. So I went to the Rose character and gave her the card, pleading with her that if for some reason I shouldn't make it to America she investigate the address. I think I figured that this would somehow work out so I could discover the answer when I exited the movie upon my death, but I'm unsure.

Ended up back out of the movie, in the theater like nothing happened. The movie was still going and then suddenly paused. There was an effect like the screen was tearing and a short figure with Marlon Wayans's face on it leapt out and did a short routine when "Little Man 2" appeared on the screen, advertised as coming soon. The movie continued and by now the audience was completely out of it. The woman next to me in the theater started flirting with me, and I considered jumping back into the movie, despite knowing that the ship would be sinking soon, because I enjoyed the other people's company more.

There was also something about Alien being re-enacted with marionettes, but I don't recall much about that.

 

[Gummifaust]

The kickstarter project Remee - The REM enhancing Lucid Dreaming Mask looks interesting...

 

[spats]

Last night I dreamt that I was in a public restroom and I really had to pee but the urinals were just these tiny holes in the wall. I ended up spraying my pee all over the wall and floor.

Then I woke up and really needed to pee.

 

[Shalashaska]

Horrible dream, thanks to the crazy spider in the thread on here and having a spider in my room last night I dreamed all about them

 

[Baggatoast]

I had a dream that I was in my parents' house and theyasked me normal questions, "How is school? Are you doing your work and turning it in."
For some reason these questions annoyed me and then I woke up to a phone call from my mom, which doesn't happen too often and I talked to her about my current work-search.

 

[Alucrid]

i dreamt that trader joes had a giant walk in freezer you had to go to in order to buy their frozen items. the entrance was a giant vault like door that was different from the main entrance and was you had to get there by cat walks and what not. inside was all rusted out with leaky pipes, green moss covering the walls and pipes, very silent hill-ish. then I discover that the door locked and won't open. somehow i deduced that it was actually a trap where they would lock you in the freezer which was actually a giant incinerator that would...well...incinerate you.


i dont get it

 

[thomaser]

A couple nights ago, I dreamed that I was watching a horror movie set in a hotel. The owner of the hotel (played by either Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery or another guy, or perhaps all three simultaneously) was pacing up and down some stairs, shouting that nobody was allowed to touch the doorknob. He was panting and shouting, red in the face, and had on one of those long, curly wigs that judges use. The hotel was old and very dark. Suddenly, I was inside the hotel, and went down to the entrance. The owner kept shouting not to touch the doorknob. Turns out that the doorknob on the entrance door was haunted, so every time someone opened the door by turning the knob, a ghost would come out. I stood outside and watched as a huge family with lots of kids came down the stairs and walked out, turning that knob with no regard for the desperate owner who kept shouting at them. A creepy-looking hotel employee then took me into an office, and gave me an old-fashioned shotgun. He wanted me to defend the hotel from the ghost in the doorknob. But then I realized that I was only three feet tall, so the gun was really difficult to handle. I went down to the door, and the dream ended.

 

[Baggatoast]

A couple nights ago, I dreamed that I was watching a horror movie set in a hotel. The owner of the hotel (played by either Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery or another guy, or perhaps all three simultaneously) was pacing up and down some stairs, shouting that nobody was allowed to touch the doorknob. He was panting and shouting, red in the face, and had on one of those long, curly wigs that judges use. The hotel was old and very dark. Suddenly, I was inside the hotel, and went down to the entrance. The owner kept shouting not to touch the doorknob. Turns out that the doorknob on the entrance door was haunted, so every time someone opened the door by turning the knob, a ghost would come out. I stood outside and watched as a huge family with lots of kids came down the stairs and walked out, turning that knob with no regard for the desperate owner who kept shouting at them. A creepy-looking hotel employee then took me into an office, and gave me an old-fashioned shotgun. He wanted me to defend the hotel from the ghost in the doorknob. But then I realized that I was only three feet tall, so the gun was really difficult to handle. I went down to the door, and the dream ended.

Probably Nic Cage

 

[thomaser]

Probably Nic Cage

Yeah, it had to be.

Anyway, last night I had another weird one. I was walking around the streets of London together with my brother. It was dark and the shops were closed. We were hungry. I found some cake, but it wasn't enough, so we looked for a place to eat. Lots of people had gathered on a corner, so we went to check it out. A choir held a concert there. I had seen them before. We went on, up a steep hill. I said that it reminded me of a street back home. At the top were a couple of stores ran by women (I knew this for some reason) - one of them sold snow sliders. Two girls joined us, and we went down a slope. Suddenly we heard scraping behind us, and a guy on a snow slider came rushing down the street, just barely missing us. He stopped at the bottom by his house and started unloading the snow slider, which was full of things. The girls were angry at him, and started sliding down the street on their stomachs. He had started building a little snowman, and when the girls slid to him, one of them crashed into the snowman. The guy looked up with a pained face, and I went quickly past him. I looked up to the left and saw a very tall house with the lights on. There was a very large, high room, with strange designs on the wall. I pointed it out to the girl I walked with, and said "Maybe it's the headquarters for a sect". She then turned into a robed man, took hold of my left arm, and said "Well, maybe we're in a sect?" The other girl turned into a strict-looking woman, and took hold of my right arm. They led us down to a big bus-stop flooded with lights. All the people we had seen earlier listening to the choir were there, and they all looked at me. "I hope I'm not your Messiah", I said. "Well, you are." I then tried to back away, but they were still dragging me down to those people. I managed to free myself from the robed guy, but the woman was still holding on, preventing me from escaping. I got angry and threw her to the ground. I then proclaimed loudly that I was going to have sex with her there and then, and that would make her their Messiah so that I could leave afterwards. Then I woke up.


Afterwards I dreamed that I was in Oslo. I walked behind a tall guy in a beige coat and sunglasses. "That's probably Leonard Cohen", I thought. I passed him, saw that he was Leonard Cohen, and asked "Excuse me, are you Leonard Cohen?" "Eh... no I'm not", he said in a gruff, deep voice. "Okay, I understand", I said, smiled, and went on.

 

[akira28]

I dreamt that April 25th was this Valentines day equivalent called Reclamation Day, where everyone would claim back all the unrequited love they have given over the years. If there was a relationship they couldn't get over, or if there was a crush that was ignoring them, or a parent who wasn't returning the love and kept them at a distance, this would be the day to cut ties, and to burn old pictures and to make a new start. To forget the past and to reclaim that energy and emotion to give it to things that really mattered. There were cards about loving yourself and being with the friends and people in your life who truly did love you, and there were TV commercials and like it was a really big commercial day because everyone was going out to dinner with their friends, going to clubs, and buying gifts and stuff. It was kind of interesting.

 

[bluehat9]

Afterwards I dreamed that I was in Oslo. I walked behind a tall guy in a beige coat and sunglasses. "That's probably Leonard Cohen", I thought. I passed him, saw that he was Leonard Cohen, and asked "Excuse me, are you Leonard Cohen?" "Eh... no I'm not", he said in a gruff, deep voice. "Okay, I understand", I said, smiled, and went on.

This made me laugh.


Slightly weird, really long dream last night. I remember it because I woke up freaked out for some reason and couldn't get back to sleep for a while (it's not like it was scary or anything though so I don't know)

Started on a golf course, but both sides of the fairway had the nets like some driving ranges to keep you from hitting it onto something like a road. My friend hit a shot and it went through the net anyway and so the worker there told us we weren't allowed to play anymore.

Next thing I know we're walking into this restaurant/bar. Everything was made out of wood and stained dark. It was some kind of formal event because everyone was wearing tuxes or fancy dresses. Girl I haven't seen in year walked up and said hi to me and ran away. Next I was sitting down at one of those half booth, half chair tables and the way this part of the room was set up had a lot of these forming a circle where everyone else was sitting. Plenty of people I knew there, but also a lot that I didn't. A bucket with paper in it was passed around and you could win money if you picked the right piece. I didn't win and everyone thought that was a good thing.

Now I don't really know what's going on because we're standing in front of this huge indoor lake that's apparently made of some kind of alcohol/drink because the bartender is just putting glasses into the water and then serving it. On the lake there were also boats moving around huge tree trunks/pieces of lumber. I walk to go sit down and see a friend of mine sitting by herself and I want to sit with her, but don't. I drink the lake water, basically cheap beer. I'm on the phone talking with this guy (can't remember if I know him or not) who is traveling across the country or something and I get flashes of things he's describing (city buildings, driving an RV). Someone goes to talk to the friend I didn't sit with and she gets up and says this isn't the bar she likes to go to and runs out. Music started playing and there were lyrics but I don't remember them.

The bartender started talking gibberish and then just walked out the front door. Another guy came in and made a point to say that the boat drivers aren't allowed to drink from the lake, they drink soda. We go over to look at the lake again and someone throws a match into it. The fire goes in a straight line following a boat and sets the logs its dragging on fire. The guy is saying don't worry and again talks about how the boat drivers drink soda. We all just walk outside as if nothing happened, talk about I don't remember what for a little while and then I wake up.

Wasn't at all scared in the dream, but woke up and was so I had time to think about it before I fell back asleep.

 

[Rehynn]

I was some kind of secret agent on a mission to prevent the bombing of a hotel near an airport. I remember spotting a terrorist following me as I walked through the entrance and made my way to the elevator (apparently, the bomb was on a higher floor). We got in the elevator, and I saw that the terrorist was Andy Richter. I knew he was going to attack me, so he couldn't catch me off guard and I quickly overcame him and threw him over the edge of the elevator (it was one of those huge freight lifts with no railing), but he managed to grab the edge, so I had to stomp on his head so he would let go and fall.
Then I woke up and felt really bad because I like Andy Richter.

 

[ZiZ]

I don't remember the details, but I remember it was pretty normal, until I walked by some coffee shop and there was this dude with an Eevee (that pokemon that has a bunch of evolutions, which was pretty weird seeing as how the last pokemon game I really played was Ruby on the gameboy Advance).

anyway, I suddenly run up to the eevee whip out a fire rock (or whatever the item that evolves eevee is called) and evolve it to flareon and run away.

 

[Lion Heart]

I wasn't in the dream at all, I was watching like it was a movie but it was real.

basically Jean Claude Van Damme and his apprentice defeat the bad guys. They were in a prison but they weren't there as prisoners. Right after this, the apprentice turns to Van Damme and says something to the effect of "now its your turn!".

Van Damme turns to him in shock and disgust, after everything he's done for him, then pulls out a long donnetello shaft weapon and starts spinning it wicked fast with one hand as the camera begins to pull out like the ending of a movie. The weapon was shifting into a sword, than that shaft, to nun chucks, it was bad ass.

 

[Maklershed]

I had two back to back weird ones - the one I was going for a walk near my house and was attacked by a wolf. I remember waking up when I felt the pain of its mouth clamping on my arm. Then I fell back to sleep and in a seperate dream I kept getting attacked by these little poisonous lizard things and I had to crush their skulls to get rid of them. Very odd especially considering 99% of my dreams are generally pleasant or fun.

 

[Melchiah]

I had a dream, where the world had succumbed to a demonic cannibalistic infection. Like a tidal wave the unsatiable hunger engulfed the land. The old hags in the early stages of infection were looking at tender young flesh with saliva on their lips, and hunger in their eyes, dreaming of sinking their teeth into the smooth skin. Those who had completely given into the virus had burrowed beneath the ground; crawling in the dark, snatching their prey from below. The most unsettling thing in the dream was their queen, whose Disney-like marsupial face was as cute as it was hideous.

 

[Camp Lo]

I was in a museum standing next to a giant aquarium and a beam from the ceiling came crashing down piercing through the glass, flooding the corridor. I ran through the museum saving people from the flood, climbing floor by floor to reach the roof where I eventually woke up.

 

[InaudibleWhispa]

I had my first lucid dream in a while a few nights ago. I was walking down a completely white corridor like in The Matrix Reloaded and Omar from The Wire kept shooting and killing me and I'd respawn and walk down the corridor again. Then it just clicked at one point, "Wait, how is this happening? I must be dreaming". I immediately just willed a gun into my pocket to defend myself and killed Omar. Then I flew to what looked like a Victorian living room; at first flying was like it usually is in dreams, more like floating, but when I kicked my legs I got a boost of speed.

Anyway, in this living room I thought "OK, I'm dreaming, what do I want to do?" so I immediately tried to will Scarlett Johansson into existence. "OK, Close my eyes. When I open them she'll be in front of me" I thought to myself. It didn't work. I tried this the last time I was lucid dreaming and it didn't work either; I seem to have control of most things, but I can't spawn people

Then I felt myself losing grip of the dream and waking up. I woke up, went to my friends house and told them all about my lucid dream. Then I woke up. It turns out that telling my friends was just another layer of the dream. Inception. The mind is weird.

 

[wbsmcs]

I had a dream that the screen of my new Macbook Pro fell off. Horrible, horrible dream.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Some recent dreams:

Had a dream a friend of mine broke 825lbs. and then he, his wife, and I went to some amazing comic convention; and I was wandering around and there some some of the usual video game bullshit - but beyond that pinball tables as far as the eye could see. Best convention thing ever!

Last night had a dream that a slightly sexier version of a co-worker was double some bizarre double penetration "art" photo shoot.

No idea, but damn was it hot. :3

 

[EloquentM]

my dreams are always ridiculous.

dreamt a cougar was ripping my right arm off. I was poking him in the eyes but it seemed to have little effect. I woke up an my right arm was numb though I hadn't be sleeping on it.

-__-

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I dreamt I was dating a past classmate named Lauren. When I woke up I was pretty upset it was a dream.

Never asked her out because Im/was an idiot.

 

[coldvein]

its pretty vague, but i remember my ex girlfriend was in it. i was probably somehow trying to pursue her and she was probably ridiculing me. some variation of this dream happens relatively often.

 

[Christina Mackenzie]

my dreams are always ridiculous.

dreamt a cougar was ripping my right arm off. I was poking him in the eyes but it seemed to have little effect. I woke up an my right arm was numb though I hadn't be sleeping on it.

-__-

For a moment I had a different image of a cougar in mind.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Details are kind of vague since it's been 13 hours; but here goes. . .

Was visiting friends in my neighborhood after dark. I left their house, but I couldn't find my ride (don't recall what it was, think it was a bicycle). Instead I found a wheelchair and started pushing my way home.

As I was pushing I rolled past some guy and he started chasing me. I kept pushing faster and eluded him by turning off into some tunnel system.

I ended up reaching a spot where the wheelchair could not go, so I had to leave it behind and jump down.

I jumped down and ran into my pursuer who said something along the lines of, "Got you now." Assuming I was in the wheelchair because I was handicapped.

I reached for my knife and defiantly buried it in his chest and started losing my shit, violently retaliating by smashing his head into the ground. As I was murdering this guy, he mentioned something about ending up in Hell for doing this.

Again with the defiance, I said something smug about being fine with this, and the next thing you know everything turned runny. Like things were melting, or covered in slime and it turned into a weird moment of me running from this strange Hell that immediately manifested itself.

Something jarred me in the dream and I woke up.

I suspect recently having finished reading Torment colored this dream a bit. :3

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Had two that I can remember last night. There are some deleted scenes from some other shit I remember.

The first one was about some crazy hick that lived behind me, in the dream, who was the posterchild for adult delinquency. He did nothing but knock up women and hotdog around his property on one of his many hoopties.

One night around 4AM I wake up to the sound of a car alarm. I got outside, it's my car and the neighbor is standing on the driver's side. The car is park horizontally so I am seeing the passenger side. I walk around the car and this dude has sideswiped my rear fender and rear driver side door with one of his hoopties.

He tries to brush it off as nothing, because he has no job and no responsibilities.

It's all downhill from there. The guy goes on to become incredible antagonistic in the passing days until finally, I think one of his ladies was running out of the house terrified which I used as an excuse to let loose on this jackass.

I don't recall the full sequence of events, but throughout the course of the dream I punched, piledrived, was shot at, and stabbed this guy.

Finally I'm carrying this guy out to the road to slam him into the street, and I throw him and it's an inflatable Wolverine display from the old comic shop days. He starts bragging about his crazy deception skills and that's when I woke up.

The next dream was less interesting, I was either on the set of Medicine Man or working on a similar Sean Connery movie around that time.

They found some suitable terrain in an industrial area (it's a dream!) and began filming. The terrain was all hilly, grassy, and had these long tall leafy trees. Another one of the production assistants came in and asked Mr. Connery something and he was a bit of a dick to her.

I apologized for having been involved, I think she asked Connery about a task I assigned her (?), and was about to send her on her way; but her arms were full and since the terrain was all crazy I wanted to get her a bag to carry stuff in so she wouldn't fall.

Then there was something involving a grocery store with a trendy bar attached to it. There was a big line, nobody knows what it was for, but we all lined up. By the time I got to the bar whatever it was was sold out IIRC. Konstantin Konstantinovs was there as friend of a female friend at the bar, he was a cool dude.

What the fuck brain?!

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Had a bit of a nightmare last night, which is pretty unusual for me.

The dream started with me and two of my friends being stranded in some form of isolated wilderness. I can't remember how we got there, but we were at this stream or river, and there were rocks everywhere. Around us was a dense forest of dead trees. We apparently had no way out and would have to wait for help.

The dream then passed through an amount of time, and we found ourselves still at this same spot by the river, only now it was much colder. I could see my breath. Our hair and beards had grown out considerably. This section of the dream began with me weakly aligning these four small bones ontop of a rock. The bones were evidently from some small animal that we had managed to kill and eat. I feel as if by arranging these bones, I was trying, in vain, to convince myself that our last meal had been substantial, when it obviously was not.

I began to stand up, and this was when I realized that I was completely emaciated. I could feel my bones grinding together as I stood, as if I was made of nothing but a skeleton lightly covered with a thin layer of skin. I felt that if I moved the wrong way, a femur or a tibia could suddenly break free and rip through my flesh. I was very hungry, and weak. Each movement I made was with great effort.

My friends were in a similar way, and one of them said we should try to find a way out of this place. It may have seemed futile, but staying here was certain death, while the other option offered a small amount of hope. We all began to walk down this river, each of us knowing that we were all likely going to die.

The dream then shifted out of this nightmare, and evidently all made it out and were surprised to find that our suffering had been documented as part of a reality TV show, where everyone was cheering for us to get out okay.

I haven't been able to get it out of my head. The feeling I had as I stood up, and my hip grinded against my leg. It was so visceral, it gives me chills when I think about it.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Last night I had a dream about a new Home Alone movie...

I guess I was watching it, but I the dream just sort of showed it to me like I was watching a movie. The movie got all of the major cast back. Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, and so on. It was weird because it was the modern versions. Culkin looked like this...

There was a scene where Kevin's family was eating soup for dinner, which one of the grandchildren had made. They asked what kind it was and the kid answered "Double Mint" implying she had made it with gum. Everyone cringes but keeps eating.
The family goes to some sort of carnival thing, where Marv and Harry show up. They start chasing after the adult Kevin, evidently for revenge. He escapes and the crooks get apprehended and taken to court. We see the trial, but it's clear that they somehow get out unpunished.
Later the crooks attack the McCallister house while only Kevin is there, this time they're actively trying to kill him. He uses the old traps, but now they're violent. Like you see Marv's nose get broken by a paint can and blood pours out. Eventually they end up in the garage, and Kevin has some insane Rube Goldberg machine that launches Harry and Marv to the roof, where the grab a beam and hang on. They're dangling above an automatic grinder.
You see inside Kevin's mind as he noticed all these objects he can use to start a reaction to break the beam. Harry says "Wait a minute, kid..." But Kevin ignores him and sets off the reaction which ultimately sends Harry and Marv screaming into the grinder. We see that somehow they have been ground into Christmas cookies. The next scene is of the family eating them.
The final scene of the movie is Fuller in the garage with a man dressed as Santa tied to a chair above the grinder. Fuller smirks as he pulls on a rope tied to the chair. A posh narrator says something about "At least the McCallister's won't ever have to worry about anyone coming down the chimney again."

I remember thinking, "This is a really fucked up movie for Home Alone."

 

[FairyD]

I fell asleep on the subway yesterday and had a nightmare about falling and then I suddenly awoke in a jerking fashion. The person sitting next to me must have been startled because they changed seats afterwards,

 

[Dom Brunt]

I was feeling ill and took a nap earlier today, man I must have had fever to have a dream like this...

As the dream started, I heard a voice-over, a man's voice saying something about a sentient leg with feelings. I found myself at a certain fashion blogger's apartment with my sister and some friend of hers. The blogger chick had a new haircut, a wet-looking short perm on one side of the head and long, straight hair on the other side. She left the room and my sister and her friend started loudly bashing her hair and I felt embarrassed in case she could hear them, so I went into the next room.

There was a man creeping in the corner of the room and when he saw me he approached with a big smile but said nothing. He was carrying in his arms a woman's leg, kinda black-and-blue. It wasn't a severed leg in the sense that it wasn't hacked off, it was just an individual leg that had never been attached to anything, it had been born like that. It had toes on the other end too, it looked kinda gross how the toes were growing from the end of the thigh. At that point I realized that the leg also moved and then I understood that the voice-over I'd heard earlier meant that this was the leg that had thoughts and feelings. I should also point out that the man looked like the orchid man in Twin Peaks and the way he was holding the leg was reminiscent of the Log Lady and her log.

I looked past the man, there was a window behind him. The window looked out onto a staircase, I could see two women coming down the stairs. At the same moment the women were somehow inside the apartment, floating in the air. They were twins, they had long red hair and long black dresses on, their faces were grotesque and they had webbed fingers. I realized they had to be witches. They started asking me questions about the man and the leg but I couldn't answer since the man had told me nothing, I think the leg was supposed to do the talking but I would have needed to be psychic to understand it.

Then some girl came in and the witches were gone. The girl brought in a puppy and I also noticed a little kitten in the room. The girl left and another came in, again with a puppy but of a different breed. This happened three more times, a girl bringing in a puppy. The dream ended with me playing with the kitten and puppies. I was woken up by a noise but I wonder how many more puppies there would eventually have been.

TL;DR I had a fever dream about a sentient leg and lots of fluffy puppies since they go so well together.

 

[Snuggles]

This was a few nights back but I dreamt that I had to perform open heart surgery on myself. It was pretty intense.

 

[Panthalassic]

I dreamed about about a vengeful lesbian ex-lover (a face I don't actually know). She tried to kill me but ended up falling down an elevator shaft or something.

I don't know either.

 

[Goodacre0081]

ever try to punch someone in a dream?