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Evil Jack by the Frogs!

Lyrics to I'm Evil Jack :
Ahh
I don't mind a livin'
without a heart,
I like fucking people over
for a fucking start
I like to kill

Nobody gonna tell me what to do,
I'll... I'll bite you black and blue
and later on when you're bleedin dead
I'll be laughing right over your fucking face
I'll be pissin on your grave
I'll piss on your grandmas too

I'm evil!
I'm evil, jack

I don't have no
no confessions
I got no concience
I'll take lives
as..as..if..if..as a bum would eat bread and butter
I'll take a life
as a bum would take a swig from a bottle of whisky,
That's how i take your life missy
I'm evil jack

There was a priest who once tried to have a talk with me
I wouldn't listen!
There was a priest who once tried to have a speach with me!
I've got news for him
he's dead now!

I'm evil, jack
you better... you better... keep a look out behind your back,
Because i'm e-v-i-l-j-a-c-k jack
I got no hang-ups about nothing
I'll take a life,
I'll.. i'll take more than a life!
I'll take... life over death!
No you won't after you meet me!

I'm evil jack,
You may as well have a heart-attack
It's better than going when I
The way i'll get ahold of you...
The way you'll go,
I'll let you know
I'm evil, jack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCeG35Ihxjs

and the song incase anyone wants to hear it!
 
Worst, or best?

Once again I shall go and get the fishmonger to prepare the fish.

I expect you'd like to know about frogmen?
Yeah!
They live on fish and catch them by diving onto them from a great height.

Gliding down through the dark green water.
He can breathe under water because he has amphibious nostrils.
On the way down he passed hundreds of trout of different sizes.
Trout are freshwater fish and have under water weapons.
Trout are very valuable and immensely powerful.
Keep away from the trout.

Why should it mean that the fish in the sea are all unable to sing?

Just listen to me young fellow.
What need is there for fish to sing, when I can roar and bellow?

Fish fish fish fish fish.
Fish fish fish fish.
Eating fish!

Fish fish fish fish fish.
Fish fish fish fish.
Eating fish!

I wish that I could get my hands on a dozen fish!
Fish!
Fish!

Fish by Mr Scruff.
 
I have a lot of anger with lyrical content of "popular" music these days. I could rattle off so many terribad artists, I'm actually getting mad now thinking about how these people actually make any money at all...
 
Bumblebeetuna said:
I am madly in anger with you!
I am madly in anger youuuuuuuuuu!

It was originally a love song they changed it to keep with their image

Your arms 'round my neck
Your arms 'round my neck
You always get respect
Your arms 'round my neck
Your arms 'round my neck
You always get respect
Your arms 'round my neck
You always get respect

Love it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these bright sets
I need someone to let myself
To let myself go free

You make my world shake
Like an earthquake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in Love with you (4x)

And I want my love to be healthy
And I want my love just for me
And I need my love not to control
And I want my love to be me

And I need to set my love free (4x)
Set it free

jk
 
Like a 24

Make dat ass roll like a 24 (24)
Lemme see you make dat ass roll like a 24 (24)
Shawty make dat ass roll like some 24s (24)
Lemme see you make dat ass roll like a 24 (24)

I can make my ass roll like a 24 (24) [repeat]
I can make my ass roll like some 24s (24s)
I can make my ass roll like a 24 (24)

Now drop it (now drop it) to tha floor
Spin it like some stop n go
Drop it (drop it) to tha floor
Spin it like some stop n go
Roll like a 24
Lemme see you make dat ass roll like a 24

Now I could tell from back in tha days when we was shawtys in tha hood
Dat you was gone grow up to be thick as hell and lookin good
Now you 21 and them thighs aint no crunk
Lookin fine as hell like a penny junk up in the trunk
Make a get (get) what you want
Put dat ass on dubs
Feel it when you get tha party crunk
Feel it when you twirk it in tha club
Feel it when you get down on tha floor
Love when you get down on tha low
Feel I wanna jack dat ass wanna bump and get that ho get tha hoe
Baby I jus got some 24s and I love to watch em spin (spin)
So let me see you make dat ass roll like my rims
Spinnin like omega jones
Pop dat booty fo my squad
Work dat booty tho it hard roll it like a ?

And any song by Soulja Boy. His worst would be "Yahhh!"
"Get up out my face you doo doo head dummy"
 
WyndhamPrice said:
Asher Roth - I Love College



I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?
WINNER OF THE INTERNET!

Holy fuck do I want to kill people when I hear this. I can't believe that people don't feel embarrassed to listen to this.

I can't stand songs like this, or movies like "College"...we get it, college is fucking fun.

The fact that he sounds like Eminem only pisses me off more.
 
Gwen Stafani's "Hollaback Girl" is the first one that comes to mind:

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit 4x]

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my Shit , this my Shit [4x]

I couldn't tell you many more; I have to really like the lyrics to listen to anything. Whenever I hear the radio around, it's like a constant stream of lyric cliches set to studio music.
 
Charlatanized said:
Gwen Stafani's "Hollaback Girl" is the first one that comes to mind:



I couldn't tell you many more; I have to really like the lyrics to listen to anything. Whenever I hear the radio around, it's like a constant stream of lyric cliches set to studio music.

Fuck you.. songs bloody brilliant.
she ryhmed bananas with B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Fucking Genius.
 
PrinceAdam said:
Hahah Soulja Boy what a piece of shit, there is chick in my school that would blast that garbage on her huge headphones and walk through the halls, she's pregnant now hah. I hope that bitch has a miscarriage.

But anyway reading this thread really makes me happy I don't listen to popular music. As funny as Sarcofago's lyrics they could barely speak english.

What's these retards excuse?
yes, because if something is popular it automatically means it's shitty

and wishing someone a miscarriage because they listen to soulja boy? i think you've just won biggest cunt on the internet
 
Stabby McSter said:
yes, because if something is popular it automatically means it's shitty

and wishing someone a miscarriage because they listen to soulja boy? i think you've just won biggest cunt on the internet
Okay lemme rephrase that, "music created for the purpose of selling and not because musical passion".

And thank you, I pride myself on being a cunt. (too bad I can't get any hehe.)
 
Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat!
Fight!
Excellent.
Liu Kang
Sonya
Jax
Kitana
Jade
Sub-Zero
Scorpion
Cyrax
Smoke
Sheba
Motaro
Hahahahaha!
Choose your destiny.
Flawless victory.
Fight!
Mortal Kombat!
Finish her!
Excellent.
Liu Kang
Sonya
Jax
Kitana
Jade
Sub-Zero
Scorpion
Cyrax
Smoke
Sheba
Motaro
Hahahahaha!
Brutality.
Animality.
Fatality.
Superb.
Choose your destiny.
Flawless victory.
Fight!
Mortal Kombat!
Finish him!
Well done.
Outstanding.
You'll never win!
Danger.
I win.
Hahahahahaha!
Choose your destiny.
Flawless victory.
Fight!
Mortal Kombat!
Finish him!

So do I win? :lol
 
Ballistictiger said:
Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat!
Finish him!

So do I win? :lol

pokerap

I want to be the best
There ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah, that's my cause

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

I'll search across the land
Look far and wide
Release from my hand
The power that's inside

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

(Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all -
Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all)
(Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all)

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We're almost home!)

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all)
(Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
That's all, folks!
 
Third Eye Blind - Non-Dairy Creamer said:
They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick
And did you ever think someone's tricking you?
And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and alas
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately?
Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called operation Iraqi freedom

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love is burning up for me
Cause one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants
But you can't buy a soul .............
With your chest popped out
What are you so afraid about?
With your chest popped out
What are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married
That brought the family to its knees
How did they blow this to smithereens?
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it I'll tell you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished

.
 
donkeymonkey said:
Firefly Theme Song

Main Title Theme Written by: Joss Whedon
Performed by: Sonny Rhodes


Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...


I love the show and all that, but I always cover my eyes and ears in shame when this atrocity plays.

I absolutely agree. I love the show too, but that song is god damn awful. My friends treat it like it's gospel whenever I bring up how terrible it is.
 
I almost forgot Depeche Mode's What's Your Name. One for the Vince Clarke blooper reel.

Sometimes, watch you walk the streets at midnight.
Sometimes, I can feel you in the air.
Looking good. Knew you would.
All the time I understood...

Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
You're so pretty.

Everybody seems to look your way, now. (Everybody seems to look your way!)
Everybody wants to know your name. (Hey, hey - what's your name?)
Feeling right, just tonight.
Hear them say you're out of sight.

Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
You're so pretty.

All the boys, we've got to get together.
All the boys, together we can stand.
We can go, never know all the things we need to show.

Hey, you're such a pretty boy! (You're so pretty!)
Hey, you're such a pretty boy! (You're so pretty!)
Hey, you're such a pretty boy!
You're so pretty.
P-R-E double-T Y!

Honestly the lyrics are fine but they just sound so terrible and awkward coming from Dave Gahan. Bad fit, it's painful. Vince was right to get outta there. (Love 'em all, though.)
 
No contest:
EVERYBODY GET YO FUCKIN ROLL ON

I..fuck..these...hoes
Af-ter...our shows
Big dicks... we slang
Freak bitch... do ya thang (do yo thang)
Benz, vettes, hummers, jets
Ro-lex... mo sex
Television... head rest
Twenty inches... nothin less
Every-day..... iced..... out
Nigga play....lights out
M... period... fresh, comma
Yo wife is my......baby mama
God.......damn mother-fucker
Shes uh....good dick sucker
What...the....fuck
Hold on.....everybody (scribbles)
Get yo roll on
 
I tried to listen to the French band, Air, once. This was the first song with lyrics.

Once Upon a Time

No time before it's too soon
No time after it's too late
Time's getting old, time's over now
Don't try to be on time
Don't try to run after time
Time's getting on, time's over now

I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
Time's getting on, time's over now
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
Time's getting on, time's over now

I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
Time's getting on, time's over now
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
I'm a little boy, you're a little girl
Once upon a time
Time's getting on, time's over now

I got about 3/4 way through it before tossing the disc. I don't mind bad lyrics but these cut to the soul!
 
Mortal Kombat wins the thread,

funny thing, I always use to pump myself as little kid with that song. I was sad little kid.
 
dabookerman said:
Fuck you, all the pokemon songs are AWESOME.

Except the shitty Misty's Song. Misty didn't even sing it :(

i like the theme song, the pokerap was retarded though :lol
edit: i think i posted the wrong lyrics, thats like a mixture of the pokerap and the theme song, weird :lol
 
"You don't know my name" by Alicia Keys

Hello, can I speak to..to Michael
Oh hey, how ya' doin'?
I feel kinda' silly doin' this, but uh
This is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox
(Chuckle) you know the one with the braids?
Yeah
Well I see you on Wednesday's, all the time
You come on every Wednesday on your lunch break I think
You always order the special, with the hot chocolate
Look man I mean, I know girls don't usually do this
But I was wonderin'
if maybe we could get together outside the restaurant one day
You know, 'cause I do look a lot different outside my work clothes
(Chuckle) Wait a minute, my cell phones breakin' up
Can you hear me now?
yeah, so what day did you say?
Oh, Thursday's perfect


that part is hilarious, and would be funnier if the genders were reversed.
 
I normally don't listen to bad lyrics music, I could put the entire pop/hiphop/RNB scene in this thread as it's mostly bull.

There's only one exception to my last affirmation though. Indochine. This is a nice sounding french rock band but daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, it's the worse lyrics ever. It might be worth it I translate you some.

.
 
I've heard a lot of coldplay songs that kinda make me cringe.
The music itself is not bad but the words are schmaltzy
 
Kusagari said:
LFO - Summer Girls is the worst by far. Don't even try to beat it.



The lyrics are the most random assortment of crap in music history.

The fact the chorus rips off Eminem's "Marshall Mathers" as well just makes it worse.
 
Young Jeezy - And Then What. The whole song is garbage, but I'm posting it for only one line which has been bolded.

First I'm gone stack my flo' (and then what?)
Then I'm gone stack some mo' (and then what?)
Close shop then I do my count, hide the rest of the yams at my auntie house
(and then what?)
Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (yeah)
Hit the club and get one of dem broads (and then what?)
It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; by 3:45 I be kickin' her out (heyy)

Patty cake, patty cake, microwave
These suckas make a square, damn I'm paid (ha ha)

I'm so cool, but I'm so hot, and I'm, I'm so fly, and you, you're so not (nope)
Show me what you're workin' wit just like that (like that)
Turn around, bend over, bring it back (bring it back)
Slow Mannie, Mannie Fresh bring it back (bring it back)
It's Mannie Fresh and Snowman, it's a wrap
Wrapped up in the club, yeah I'm so crazy
These other rappers actors like Patrick Swayze (ha ha)
I tried to tell 'em but these niggaz ain't hearin' me
Mossberg Pump ridin' shotgun literally (daaamn)
Live from the projects, you know what it is
Ay, Snowman, (what up), can I get a ad lib?
Get the club crunk, can't take that from me
Ain't dropped yet, still got a lil' jon money

First I'm gone stack my flo' (and then what?)
Then I'm gone stack some mo' (and then what?)
Close shop then I do my count, hide the rest of the yams at my auntie house
(and then what?)
Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (yeah)
Hit the club and get one of dem broads (and then what?)
It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; by 3:45 I be kickin' her out (heyy)

I see ya lookin' (ha ha), with ya lookin' ass
Catch Snowman in the kitchen wit his cookin' ass (cheaa)
I'm so clean, but I'm so grindin' (alright), so dirty but yet, I'm so shinin'
Kiki B told me finish my meal, Def Jam, seven figures we can finish the deal (yeaaah)
Some say I lucked up, I call it perfect timing (yeah)
I can't lose, the whole city's behind me

First I'm gone stack my flo' (and then what?)
Then I'm gone stack some mo' (and then what?)
Close shop then I do my count, hide the rest of the yams at my auntie house
(and then what?)
Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (yeah)
Hit the club and get one of dem broads (and then what?)
It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; by 3:45 I be kickin' her out (heyy)

I got million dollar dreams and federal nightmares (ay)
We pop Cris' my niggaz, and still drink beer (dat's riiight)
What did you expect man, I came from nothin' (nothin)
Real street nigga, wouldn't change for nothin'
Got my niggaz out the hood, it's such a wonderful feeling (chea)
Three car garage wit the twelve foot ceiling (ay)
It oughta be a crime just to feel this good
I swear it oughta be a crime just to be this hood (ayy)

First I'm gone stack my flo' (and then what?)
Then I'm gone stack some mo' (and then what?)
Close shop then I do my count, hide the rest of the yams at my auntie house
(and then what?)
Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (yeah)
Hit the club and get one of dem broads (and then what?)
It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; by 3:45 I be kickin' her out (heyy)
 
i don't often cringe at actual lyrics, usually more at the delivery.
in some cases, like 'american life' rap with madonna, i cringe at both...

i'm drinking a soy latte...

that 'i love new york' one is pretty bad too. new york / dork
 
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