Shimapanic
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I need to look up the laws in my state. I feel it's one of those show your face states. Saw something about an LLC earlier in thread. Gonna learn about that, too
Something something more chances of being hit by lightning than winning
theres literally zero percent chance i would ever trust anyone on the internet with that plan
people do it in offices though
If I win, I shall create a compound deep in the mountains. There, in my hidden fortress, I shall use bizarre compounds and unnatural processes to breed a race of abominations, roiling with scale and tooth and claw.
Then I shall send out my legions, silent as the stillness of night. They shall snatch everyone who posts in this thread, one and all, and drag them deep into the arena I shall dub the Hellpit.
There, those hapless souls shall be given the choice of broadsword, net and trident, or brace of daggers. They must choose quickly, however, for soon enough my monstrous guards, ichor oozing from the yawning holes serving as their eyes, shall thrust them into single combat with my beautiful creations.
There they shall exist in perpetual single combat, battling an unending tide of horrors for the sole purpose of slaking my infernal lust for wonders new and enchanting.
Or maybe I'll just get a gaming PC. 50/50.
You all know the drill; whoever wins owe me 0.01%.
Youre good peopleProbably not, but I swear I'd come through. It would be the feel good story of the year after all the crap this world has had to eat lately in the news.
That happened at my part time job, someone didn't want to chip in and when the person bought the tickets he got pissed that he wouldn't get any money, dumb af
I'll buy you a falcon if I win, coach Shula
The fantasy is worth a dollar IMO. People spend more on equally intangible things.
Quick picks. Let the gods decideMight buy a couple tickets, idk how I'd pick the numbers though.
Might buy a couple tickets, idk how I'd pick the numbers though.
Might buy a couple tickets, idk how I'd pick the numbers though.
The best part of the lottery getting this high is everyone going "it's only $400 million after taxes."
yo $400 million is a shitload of money
Might buy a couple tickets, idk how I'd pick the numbers though.
I think the tax is 40% so take home is about $280 million. Which is still a lot but it's not $700 million. Not enough for season 2 of Serenity 😣
I think the tax is 40% so take home is about $280 million. Which is still a lot but it's not $700 million. Not enough for season 2 of Serenity 😣
Might buy a couple tickets, idk how I'd pick the numbers though.
Gonna win this shit, get the money, and leave the country. Yall know I won when I change my name to Tabris2.0 and post pictures of my luxurious lifestyle. I'll then buy this site from Evilore and add a porn community so we can share our favorite pointers and videos with each other.
Every Wednesday at 6:12pm Pacific I'll randomly choose a user and send em a picture of how much money I have in my name that day. I'll then ask for their mailing address and send them a package containing 100 wallet sized pictures of my bank snapshot.
Thankfully, I don't think I'm poor enough to waste my money on this.
If I win, I'll give everyone in this thread 1K.
hell no, i aint in it for no 1000 dollar condolence prize, LET IT RIDE, i want those stacksxzszsxWe're rooting for you!
If I win, I'll give everyone in this thread 1K.