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Xabora said:
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Resolve, cleans up anything in a 1.5inch radius.

I think the resolve spray is looking at the mess and says "fuck it"
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

and I thought this was bad:

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Please. PLEASE. Can we get more pictures of horribly maintained houses and apartments. I cannot not stop laughing at this shit.
 
This thread reminds me of the time I was given the dubious pleasure of finding out about a site called Squalor Survivors in another forum I frequented. Squalor Survivors site dedicated to people who live in the conditions as posted in the pics, and were able to come to terms and get out of the whole thing and clean their house up/turn their lives around. I remember expressing shock and dismay about the utter filth and saying how I couldn't believe how some people could live like that, and got myself smacked hard by a mod because I was being insulting to people with a psychological condition. :/ I wasn't trying to belittle them or anything.

Anyway, there are before-and-after shots that some of them shared. Some of the transformations are nothing short of amazing. Here's one woman's "before" pics (rehosted in case of hotlink problems), go to the link to see the "after" ones:

What you see when you open the door to her house:
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Her kitchen:
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Living room:
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Bathroom:
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Another bathroom shot:
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Room off kitchen:
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Bedroom:
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Dining room:
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The back kitchen, which she said had moldy cat feces:
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There was a story a while back floating on the internet where a woman decided to visit some guy's apartment and wouldn't leave easily. Turns out, she pretty much ruined her area of the apartment, including shitting all over her bed and just using the sheets again anyway. I'm sure I fucked that up but I know someone has a link to it because I probably found it from GAF.

Phthisis: Nice link. It is clear that Jeb had a mental breakdown which caused him to lose control of himself. The only thing that I've never been able to grasp is how mental breakdown victims are fascinated with shit. I'm not belittling them but I've never been able to figure that out.
 
Dark Octave said:
:lol There is a few things wrong with this picture, like why does he have two (possibly more) of the same art on the wall?

Animation cels probably.

He also has at least two boxes of Pocky. That is the worst thing I see there.
 
This has to be some kind of 'viral marketing' hoax... The walls are way too clean compared to how the rest of the apt looks.
 
speedpop said:
You would be surprised when it comes to females sometimes. I've heard and seen stories of toilet horrors... girls smearing shit all over the walls, wiping their period pads all over the place and leaving them lie on the floor, the best one was a girl aborting herself in the toilet and left the fetus there in the bowl without flushing. Incredibly disgusting.

How's that for dropping the kids off at the pool, HEYOOOOO

I would like to apologize.
 
hooded pitohui said:
How's that for dropping the kids off at the pool, HEYOOOOO

I would like to apologize.

So foul!

This thread definitely needs more pictures of really horrid places.

Edit: For most of my life, I've known my dad collected things he never used and started projects he never finished. He's a pack rat, as they say, and it shows. Long story short, the house we moved into some 15 years ago has been torn apart and is in a constant state of mess. I'm sitting in his basement right now looking at a cement floor that has been "in progress" since my 8th grade school year (1995-96). After looking at that Squalor Survivors website, I think my dad is like that. It's not filled with trash but it definitely is not a livable place, as far as I'm concerned. You can see the insides of walls in some rooms, none of the vents have actualy vents over them (towels sit in their place), and stuff just sits in piles in various rooms.
 
I'm used to stuff like that, my moms friend runs a hotel and sometimes assholes like the one in the pictures stay and trash the place like that. Last time it happened it took 8 hours to clean the room and we had to repaint and install everything inside. I swear people are such scumbags some times.
 
EverSoTrendy said:
I'm used to stuff like that, my moms friend runs a hotel and sometimes assholes like the one in the pictures stay and trash the place like that. Last time it happened it took 8 hours to clean the room and we had to repaint and install everything inside. I swear people are such scumbags some times.

I see why hotels now require a credit card on file before they rent out rooms. People are a lot less willing to smoke or trash the room knowing they'll be charged a nice $250.00 fee.
 
hteng said:
i'm amazed the dude haven't got the house on fire with those cigarettes

at this point it probably would be better to burn the place down and collect the insurance money instead of paying a cleaning crew to clean that place up.

everything is going to have to be replaced... carpet, walls, appliances likely. gotta send a team in there with HAZMAT suits just to be able to see the floor... and maybe they'll find those dead cats while they're at it.

disgusting.
 
vas_a_morir said:
I said God damn

I said god damn then....

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Holy shyt!

Oh, just to end on a funny note, this is how BAD it is, I was in the hallway, scooping up the mess, when I knelt down to get in at some really nasty stuff, AND MY KNEE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLOORBOARD!!!!! YES!!! I almost fell through to the ground below the house!!! There is now a big hole there. While the house is old and ready to be demolished, I think it was rotten from my lack of cleaning. A BIG wake-up call. Kimmy, message board posting soon after
WOWOW
 
lawblob said:
I would have a panic attack if I was inside that house for more than 30 seconds

Me too.

WTF would you do if someone invited you over? I swear to god I would think I was in the twilight zone or some shit. I'd probably do a quick turn-around and run through a wall or door like I was Scooby Doo and Shaggy.
 
Oldschoolgamer said:
Me too.

WTF would you do if someone invited you over? I swear to god I would think I was in the twilight zone or some shit. I'd probably do a quick turn-around and run through a wall or door like I was Scooby Doo and Shaggy.


hey, at least there'd be plenty of room to sit down!
 
Well that guy certainly beat out the horrific room left behind by my meth addicted friend when he was my roommate, goddamn
 
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