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[SURGEdude]

Imagine the amount of cockroaches that have walked into the OPs mouth as he was sleeping.

Dear god...

It's not a infestation. They just appear in my house, I clean and the kids who come dirty up the house the next day and the kitchen is likely where they all hover.

This is considered the norm in my household.

I think you need to sit your family down and explain to them that this kind of life is not normal.

 

[Gtagentleman]

if they are the small ones you are fucked OP time to burn the house down

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Burn the house down

 

[Killer Queen]

What if there's a cockroach inside us?

Please excuse me as I vomit through all of my orifices.

 

[bowld]

My god, I'm sorry for you.

Two things come to mind :
1) I feel like you should actually make a thread in the OT to tell us more about your dad.
2) Is this your dad ? >

Dead. You just made my day

 

[duckroll]

It's not a infestation. They just appear in my house, I clean and the kids who come dirty up the house the next day and the kitchen is likely where they all hover.

This is considered the norm in my household.

If you're playing your PS4 and four roaches come out of nowhere, there is an infestation. If you think that they are LIVING IN some of your appliances, there is an infestation. An infestation does not mean you don't clean your house. It just means the enemy has settled in.

 

[BajiBoxer]

Do spiders eat roaches? Maybe you could get some spiders.

 

[7roject28]

Does the scorpions eat them?

 

[Gtagentleman]

Burn the house down

this is seriously making me want to vomit, thanks OP

 

[Two Words]

OP go look at where your silverware is being kept. Do you see tiny little black dots there? That's roach poop. If you find that, tell your dad that his spoons and forks are marinating in roach poop.

 

[Megawarrior]

I'm gonna be sick.

 

[Capella]

It's not a infestation. They just appear in my house, I clean and the kids who come dirty up the house the next day and the kitchen is likely where they all hover.

This is considered the norm in my household.

Get this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002Y2GNVM/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Better option is this stuff, especially if OP has pets. The roaches eat this, go back to the hive, die, then BECOME the poison, and when his little buddies eat his carcass, they die as well.

We had a small infestation one time; this took care of them within a short time.

or any other roach bait if you can't get an exterminator.

 

[Calm Mind]

Cheap roach spray makes for an effective flamethrower.

 

[//DEVIL//]

Shame you don't have a PS4 Pro, they'd probably move out on their own due to the noise.

Spoiler

Seriously OP, clean your house. Or at least get on your brothers for infecting your shit with roaches.

Return it to the store and tell them it has some bugs in the hardware and you'd like a trade.

and bring someone with you with a drum kit.

Call Sony and tell them that your console has some bugs preventing you from playing your system.

Omg lolol
. The ps4 pro one was amazing lol

 

[Two Words]

If you guys ever needed another reason to not work at GameStop, sometimes people try to trade-in roach-infested consoles. You'll pick up their console, hear some rattling, and see it rain roach parts out of the vents.

 

[Gamerman1]

RAID fogger in your room or the whole place. Put news paper down in the center of the room. Open closets. Shut bedroom door Come back in after an hour and open a window and let it air out for a couple of hours without you in it. The get some roach traps and put in the corners out of site. If you have no pets put some roach powder on tin foil and put it under the bed,closet, under sinks..etc.

 

[TheRed]

This reminds me when a cockroach entered my room and crawled on top of my HTC Vive, I had no idea what to do because I sure as hell didn't want to hit my $800 headset but was terrified it would crawl into the headset and get into the fabric and behind the lenses holy shit. So I yelled NOO at it from 3 feet away when it got closer to going in and then it looked at me and challenged me, it spread it's wings I didnt expect and flew directly at me, I dodged and then murdered the shit out of him when he landed and was about to get away again. I was so glad it made that move instead of just crawling into the headset which I wouldn't have been able to stop.

Florida really sucks sometimes lol.

 

[Hazaku]

That imgur link is just nasty.

Those sort of roaches love living in electronics and come out during the night/when it's dark to provide you with nightmare fuel.

Fuckers killed my old fridge

 

[Timeaisis]

God I love this forum.

 

[Muzicfreq]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002Y2GNVM/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Buy this follow instructions.
used this stuff when I moved with my sister into a new house and she had a giant roach problem. Let's say in the new place there was roaches crawling all inside the microwave and after I used this stuff it looked as if it had never happened.

EDIT:Looks like someone already beat me to it.

 

[Deeke[VRZ]]

Canned air should help. I'd pop open the HDD tray, take it out, and blast some air. I'd also change where you keep the console, too. Maybe put it on a shelf if you can?

Placement and heat is likely what attracts them. Also the bag thing would be a good idea when you're not using it, and find some way to seal it when not in use.

Just be careful with the air or you might blast them apart and you'll have little bodies in your console.

Gl!

 

[N30RYU]

This is (where I'm) Living

signed: cockroach

 

[Plumpbiscuit]

Put a dirty t-shirt over it.

 

[Tecnniqe]

If you guys ever needed another reason to not work at GameStop, sometimes people try to trade-in roach-infested consoles. You'll pick up their console, hear some rattling, and see it rain roach parts out of the vents.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

 

[Muzicfreq]

Put a dirty t-shirt over it.

douse in gasoline

 

[brau]

I feel like the OP is trying to make an analogy out of this. You guys need to read between the roaches.

If not, at least i hope the OP is keeping them as pets or something. He doesn't seem disturbed by the amount of them roaming around.

 

[Timeaisis]

I wonder if roaches prefer Playstation or Xbox.

 

[darkwing-buck]

fuck fuck FUCK!

I hate roaches more than spiders.

 

[AwakenedCloud]

you need to get the fuck out of your house.

Fixed.

 

[SURGEdude]

I wonder if roaches prefer Playstation or Xbox.

I think they are fans of the Wii. After all it was just 2 roach infested GameCubes duct taped together.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Get a Scorpio

 

[Zurick]

I had carpet beetles once...

I took control of that shit and made sure the entire neighborhood doesn't have one in the only way you need.

 

[clintar]

These are the ones that fit into small tiny spaces and could enter a 19 inch TV.



I clean out the desktop for dust and would see a dead roach shell in the HD when I open it.

The roach was IN your Hard Drive? They really get in to everything.

 

[DangerMouse]

Yuck.

Wait for Sonys next firmware update to fix the bugs?

 

[FriedConsole]

Get an original XBone so they can live in a much bigger house.

 

[SolarMystic]

It's not a infestation. They just appear in my house, I clean and the kids who come dirty up the house the next day and the kitchen is likely where they all hover.

This is considered the norm in my household.

You live in Arizona, not a rainforest. It is not normal.

Kids bringing in dirt doesn't automatically bring in dozens of roaches either.

You have an infestation. Forget your ps4. Get your house in order first.

 

[FyreWulff]

clean the house up.

roach bombs are like 5$ for 3.

 

[Shiggy]

Better you do nothing. My 3DS and Wii had Pikmin inside. They are needed to keep the system running.

 

[Pancake Mix]

If you can't afford a new one, and it's still working well when on, try to carefully dissemble the console and clean the whole damn thing; make sure you get the carcasses and eggs out but don't clean with anything that would harm the system.

Make sure you keep track of screws and everything else (like the Bluetooth antenna) if you're doing this. Should be fine, you're lucky they didn't wreck the system yet.

 

[Razmos]

the xbox one has 5 cockroaches

Lmao

 

[andymcc]

ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶰᵉʷ ᵒᶰᵉ

I have a horror story about this happening during a shift at EB Games with a PS2 back in the day...

Fucking gross OP

 

[Oyashrio-Sama]

Activate 2FA Op!

But Seriously... Bug bomb, then clean up... Then do it again...

Then put poison bates everywhere and spread Boric Acid powder everywhere that Roaches like to go. Ex. Under cabinets, behind and under stove and refrigerators.

 

[Sword Of Doom]

This thread is making me sick but I can't stop reading :-/

 

[SolidSnake3035]

Step 1: Kill your family.
Step 2: Burn down the house/building.
Step 3: Move out of the fucking desert.

 

[GeNoMe]

So I was playing on my PS4 and suddenly 4 roaches came out of nowhere.

 

[super-famicom]

you need to clean the fuck out of your house.

Fucking this.

 

[Levito]

Clean your house for fuck sakes. Forget your console, worry about your health.

 

[super-famicom]

Clean your house for fuck sakes. Forget your console, worry about your health.

Listen to the poster with the awesome Spider Gwen avatar.

 

[Mobius 1]

The way OP casually mentions that cockroaches are roaming about. I fear for a photo of his room.

 

[Instro]

Just an fyi, if you are actually seeing roaches out and about, then that generally means there is a significant infestation in the home. You may want to look into professional help to deal with it.