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PS5 Pro meme/gif thread
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
These two have taken the cake so far, in my opinion.PlayStation fans before PS5 Pro price reveal:
PlayStation fans after PS5 Pro price reveal:
I literally laughed out loud!
Good stuff, gentlemen.
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Audiophile
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Lazy copy paste from other threads:
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TerribleAtThisGame
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Brutal
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It's real life, though.
TerribleAtThisGame
Member
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from this expensive reality?
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no Pro
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, nor my PS...THREEEEE.......
ChorizoPicozo
Gold Member
the funny thing is that 5%
bundylove
Member
Wow wow wow you mean you are the one who wpuld offer the service or the one who is looking for the service?
And if you offer,how much?
Alternatevly how much would be willing to pay? Maybe i could make it work for the right price!?
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from this expensive reality?
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no Pro
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, nor my PS...THREEEEE.......
Mama ... just boinked a hag
Put a gun and take me out
I put her titty in my mouuuuth
Mama .. TGS just begun
and now I've gone and put my reedus away
Mamaaaaa ... oooooooooooooo
bundylove
Member
NOw i have to go back and read wbat i wrote to understand the questiin
bundylove
Member
newtypepilot
Member
Eszti
Banned
Part 2:
We could never forget about Geoff,” said Sony executive Ike Cassidy in a press release. “He’s been with us for years, whether our boots are clean or full of absolute filth, he licks them with a smile on his face. So when we decided to make a pro version of our gameless console that offers little to no value proposition to consumers, we knew that we needed a pro version of our boots as well to offer him a slight and almost invisible to the naked eye upgrade in performance to his licking.”
PS5 Pro architect Mark Cerny also helped with the upgraded boots for the executives and spoke about the process of designing them.
“Well the previous boots offered up a wonderful base to start from. You can see from all of Geoff’s previous boot licking just how great those boots performed. But obviously as the competition gets more defeatist and Sony grows more arrogant it becomes harder for Keighley to keep pace with the boot licking needed. We knew that releasing a $700 machine that only has two exclusives and nothing to truly show off what it can do would require boots that could sustain a quadruple amount of boot licking from the face of gaming to help get through to the more gullible consumers.”
Keighley himself is very thankful for the upgrade to his corporate boot licking ability.
You know I boot lick for a lot of companies and it gets really tough a lot of the time. Whether I’m avoiding talk of layoffs or crunch or mass harassment and just gassing up releases that are five years away and only have a 30-second cinematic teaser, it’s strenuous and the boots these other execs wear take their toll on my tongue’s processing power. But with Sony’s new pro boots, I can boot lick as much as 14 tweets defending a poor product presentation in the span of an hour without even feeling an ounce of disgust in myself. It’s great.”
At press time, Geoff Keighley is reportedly adding a “Best Pro PS5 Console” category to The Game Awards.
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FoxMcChief
Gold Member
That’s hot.
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StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Well £299 to £425 wasn't that big of a jump back then but was still more expensive then the US counterpart
But this is beyond that shit, £699 is $920.
Should be £599 and that's still more then anywhere else.
NeverYouMind
Member
These two have taken the cake so far, in my opinion.
I literally laughed out loud!
Good stuff, gentlemen.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Eszti
Banned
damn...
rickybooby87
Member
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Radical_3d
Member
I don’t wanna buy
But sometimes I feel there’s no pixels at all
I see a little silhouetto of reconstruction
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you Grim the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, no, only USB
(Galileo) Riccitello, (Galileo) Riccitello, Galileo FVO, magnifico
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
With great age comes great fun.
Elfstar
Member
To be fair, that's literally his jobIs this an example of a paid shill?
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Is it? I assumed he's lonely and wants to make friends at Sony or something.
Eszti
Banned
one guy counted the playstation coverage to the xbox coverage of this guy....do the maths he made like 14 tweets about the ps 5 pro withing a single day. xbox, one tweet in the whole year or something like that could be wrong but huge delta
geoff is not a gamer. corpo journalist at best. the factb this guy holds the awards that mean nothing anyways in todays day and age. i dont trust it. but in the end it doesnt matter that much the memes are worth it because i laughed a lot.
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iHaunter
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PeteBull
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StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
According to Mark Cerny, his favorite part is the details in the toothpicks are much better on Pro.
tommib
Member
Thank you. I thought it was only me.
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
I love them older ladies. I’m like the exact opposite of some creepy doc.
