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PSA: Liam Neeson's penis is massive

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I don't think you want to see my hollow. Read my tag.

Strangely, I want to see it more.

I'll sleep easier knowing this

Unless Liam Neeson is in the bed with you.

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Has he... pissed himself?

As an object in three dimensions is scaled up in size, the volume increases exponentially compared to the width, length, depth. This is why for example, at some point, a giant spider simply couldn't support its own weight assuming its legs stayed proportional. By the same token, the more massive a cock is the less able it is to retain its shaftal fluids.

It's just science.
 
I did hear he once said in an interview that when he was younger he would always mark down the serial numbers on condoms. I had no idea those were even there, since I never roll mine back that far.
 
I'll need a comparison with Jon Hamm. Also details such as cut/uncut, is it bent to the side or is it straight and so forth.
 
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