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[Zenith]

GTA Episodes - 88/100
SSFIV - 95/100
Just Cause 2 - 80/100
Dead or Alive Paradise - 69/100
Batman AA GOTY Edition - 92/100
Prison Break The Conspiracy - 50/100
Greed Corp - 80/100
Eye of Judgement Legends - 79/100
echoshift - 85/100
Revenge of the Wounded Dragons - 58/100
Half Minute Hero - 86/100

F3AR:

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently. Point Man is back from the chopper crash in FEAR 1 and has had time to grow out his crewcut into a homeless-man style beard. Paxton Fettel is still psychically possessing Foxtrot 813's body from FEAR 2 Reborn.

Singleplayer is Point Man only, co-op is Point Man and Fettel. Has a "Generative Scare" system where the Ring/Ju-On style moments are now randomly generated. Fettel can not use weapons but he can stun enemies, suspend them and possess them and can then use their weapons through them. He can also see alternate routes and hidden stashes but the player doesn't have to tell Point Man about them, although the previewers have no idea why you would withold that info. The mechs are still in the game and both brothers get to use them.

Screens looked identical to FEAR 2.

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

Next month's cover: Crysis 2

 

[chubigans]

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

You have got to be kidding me. :lol

 

[Parham]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently. Point Man is back from the chopper crash in FEAR 1 and has had time to grow out his crewcut into a homeless-man style beard. Paxton Fettel is still psychically possessing Foxtrot 813's body from FEAR 2 Reborn.

Singleplayer is Point Man only, co-op is Point Man and Fettel. Has a "Generative Scare" system where the Ring/Ju-On style moments are now randomly generated. Fettel can not use weapons but he can stun enemies, suspend them and possess them and can then use their weapons through them. He can also see alternate routes and hidden stashes but the player doesn't have to tell Point Man about them, although the previewers have no idea why you would withold that info. The mechs are still in the game and both brothers get to use them.

This must be a joke. :lol

 

[DangerStepp]

Here, too: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392410

 

[Barakov]

I think it might of been this mag that did the Zone of the Enders thing. Glad to hear that the single player for FEAR 3 is point man only. Alma's labour pains must be some fierce stuff.

 

[Fersis]

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

Next month's cover: Crysis 2

:lol

ASK TO NAMCO!

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms

:lol :lol
they need to show that labor scene.

 

[Wario64]

:lol

ASK TO NAMCO!

What's the history behind this quote? I dont get it but it still sounds funny.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently.

*Preorders*

 

[Mad_Ban]

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

So much fail. :lol

Anything interesting in the GTA4 Episodes review (technical etc)?

 

[Raide]

:lol :lol
they need to show that labor scene.

Just watched some live action trailer on Giantbomb. Gives you a good idea what its might be like. :lol

 

[Gomu Gomu]

God damn. I have no idea what this FEAR game is about, but I am VERY interested in playing FEAR3 now.

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

Pathetic :lol . I've said it before, this magazine is run by 15 year olds.

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Premise of FEAR 3 is funny enough to make me want to go back and play FEAR 1 and 2 or at least 2. Has to be pretty cheap now

 

[Steroyd]

PSM flings alot of shit and hope it sticks, I remember long before it was released even on the Xbox 360 they claimed Lost Planet was coming on the PS3, they even used blatent Xbox 360 footage in their screenshots.

 

[Talamius]

F3AR:

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently.

So essentially Enviro-Bear 2000 now has a more realistic story.

 

[Fersis]

What's the history behind this quote? I dont get it but it still sounds funny.

Here:
Clash of the Titans - NEW vid of NOT-SO-Kratos-killer!!!

 

[beast786]

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

Read carefully, there are few lines on it.


Portal 2: Set 150 years after the original, Portal 2 sees AI GlaDOS reactivated in an overgrown Aperture Science lab. You play as Chell from the first game and tackle more platform puzzles - only this time you can go through in co-op, off and online. According to Valve physics will play a greater role this time and there will be more objects to help you solve problems.

 

[Lagspike_exe]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms.

What the hell.... :lol

Portal 2:

................................Nothing. Read the mag from cover to cover twice and couldn't find a single mention. Checked the Blu-Ray disc and still nothing. Is this the same mag that put Zone of Enders 3 on the cover just to get attention?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Read carefully, there are few lines on it.


Portal 2: Set 150 years after the original, Portal 2 sees AI GlaDOS reactivated in an overgrown Aperture Science lab. You play as Chell from the first game and tackle more platform puzzles - only this time you can go through in co-op, off and online. According to Valve physics will play a greater role this time and there will be more objects to help you solve problems.

Oh.

Next month's cover: Crysis 2

NIIIIICCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Zenith]

Read carefully, there are few lines on it.


Portal 2: Set 150 years after the original, Portal 2 sees AI GlaDOS reactivated in an overgrown Aperture Science lab. You play as Chell from the first game and tackle more platform puzzles - only this time you can go through in co-op, off and online. According to Valve physics will play a greater role this time and there will be more objects to help you solve problems.

what page?

 

[Totobeni]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently.

this must be a joke!
this must be a joke!
this must be a joke!
this must be a joke!

Point Man is back from the chopper crash in FEAR 1 and has had time to grow out his crewcut into a homeless-man style beard. Paxton Fettel is still psychically possessing Foxtrot 813's body from FEAR 2 Reborn.

smh
smh
smh

Singleplayer is Point Man only, co-op is Point Man and Fettel. Has a "Generative Scare" system where the Ring/Ju-On style moments are now randomly generated. Fettel can not use weapons but he can stun enemies, suspend them and possess them and can then use their weapons through them. He can also see alternate routes and hidden stashes but the player doesn't have to tell Point Man about them, although the previewers have no idea why you would withold that info. The mechs are still in the game and both brothers get to use them.

the hell is this crap ? f you Day 1 Studio , F you WB.

 

[Son of Godzilla]

Dead or Alive Paradise - 69/100

This is the real cause for outrage. Can't some government step in and dismantle these charlatans for falsely claiming to do reviews?

 

[VibratingDonkey]

When did FEAR's story become completely stupid? I stopped playing FEAR 2 after a couple of hours, so I assume some time after that. Not that the universe of FEAR was ever particularly engaging, but this sounds absolutely epic in its terribleness. Is John Carpenter to blame?

Read carefully, there are few lines on it.


Portal 2: Set 150 years after the original, you play as Chell from the first game

Time powers confirmed?

 

[kiun]

Dead or Alive Paradise - 69/100

:lol

 

[deepbrown]

Read carefully, there are few lines on it.


Portal 2: Set 150 years after the original, Portal 2 sees AI GlaDOS reactivated in an overgrown Aperture Science lab. You play as Chell from the first game and tackle more platform puzzles - only this time you can go through in co-op, off and online. According to Valve physics will play a greater role this time and there will be more objects to help you solve problems.

And why is it in this magazine if it's not confirmed for PS3?

 

[Sibylus]

And why is it in this magazine if it's not confirmed for PS3?

The editor thought to himself, "I'm going to talk about completely unrelated games in this issue", and then he put his sunglasses on and watched his car blow up.

 

[Ridley327]

F3AR:

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently.

 

[Puck]

JC2 is at least a 9.

 

[Pistolero]

Dead or Alive Paradise - 69/100

69 ? :lol

 

[Haunted]

When did FEAR's story become completely stupid? I stopped playing FEAR 2 after a couple of hours, so I assume some time after that. Not that the universe of FEAR was ever particularly engaging, but this sounds absolutely epic in its terribleness. Is John Carpenter to blame?

After Fear 1. Sequel to a self-contained story = high chance of being shitty.

 

[HK-47]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time. Her contractions are causing shockwaves that are fucking up reality like Half Life 2's portal storms. As her labour progresses the contractions will come stronger and more frequently. Point Man is back from the chopper crash in FEAR 1 and has had time to grow out his crewcut into a homeless-man style beard. Paxton Fettel is still psychically possessing Foxtrot 813's body from FEAR 2 Reborn.

 

[Pooya]

Alma's pregnancy has opened a rift in space and time.

:lol :lol :lol Is this a parody or something?

 

[Akainu]

:lol :lol :lol Is this a parody or something?

Isn't Alma supposed to be a ghost?

 

[teiresias]

:lol :lol :lol Is this a parody or something?

They use the term "Wii-beater" on the cover without any irony whatsoever. I certainly hope it's parody.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Is this their April issue? Everything seems to be a joke.

 

[Totobeni]

Isn't Alma supposed to be a ghost?

well if I understand her story correctly , she "died" at 26 as a "human" but she is still going physically, and in FEAR2 Alma

Spoiler

is a hot horny girl and raped poor Becket then got her child from him

 

[Ad Infinitum]

fan-fiction.

 

[Akainu]

well if I understand her story correctly , she "died" at 26 as a "human" but she is still going physically, and in FEAR2 Alma

Spoiler

is a hot horny girl and raped poor Becket then got her child from him

So why is it a problem if the universe wasn't cool with it?

 

[Zenith]

So much fail. :lol

Anything interesting in the GTA4 Episodes review (technical etc)?

great but same differences GTA4 ps3 had with 360 (slightly blurrier textures, etc). controls and gameplay are fine.

What did it say about AA 2?

It was just the stuff about the leaked voice over characters.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Cant wait for a Lets Play of Prison Break The Game.

 

[Mad_Ban]

great but same differences GTA4 ps3 had with 360 (slightly blurrier textures, etc). controls and gameplay are fine.

Thanks. The differences weren't THAT bad so it'll be worth a pickup for me.

 

[Massa]

I hope the PSN version of GTA's episodes isn't gimped like on 360.

 

[deepbrown]

The editor thought to himself, "I'm going to talk about completely unrelated games in this issue", and then he put his sunglasses on and watched his car blow up.

Figures.

 

[onken]

I hope the PSN version of GTA's episodes isn't gimped like on 360.

Oh are they actually coming out on PSN as well?

 

[WickedLaharl]

joke? this isn't a joke. if y'all had seen the ending to fear 2 you'd know this!


spoilers/nsfa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMJI4UFiNgM

 

[REMEMBER CITADEL]

And why is it in this magazine if it's not confirmed for PS3?

It could happen. Next issue: Gears of War 3 exclusive reveal. Just in case, you know.

 

[remz]

That's how FEAR2 ends? bahahahaha what the fuck!

 

[Zenith]

Oh are they actually coming out on PSN as well?

yep, separately. disc version has both.

 

[Hypereides]

So, uh, theres still no explanation to why Portal 2 was featured... even since its not going to be released on PS3?

Swell job PSM3.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

this magazine still exists.

 

[beast786]

what page?

Page 11 matey, bellow the bit about Vanquish at the bottom.