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Public Service Announcement: There is a Rap Battle on Neogaf Sept 8th

Who won?

  • Kanjo

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Nightmare

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Maiden

    Votes: 4 33.3%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .

Maiden Voyage

Gold™ Member

If your first thought is 'what?', you're not alone.​

Millions of Gaffers are unaware of the hijinx that go on in the Friday OT thread. But perhaps you've born witness to the beef between kanjobazooie kanjobazooie and nightmare-slain nightmare-slain is spilling into other threads, curious as to what was going on. The spoilers below will tell the tale.

"So what's the beef?' I hear you clack away on your cherry mx switches. Well, it all started when Kanjo posted his hit jam "Bazooie Rap".

A young, up-and-coming featherweight named Nightmare fangirled hard.


Kanjo was FURious--he hates simping. Retreating to his lair, Kanjo emerged, diss track uploaded.

Upon hearing the track, nightmare vowed revenge.

The audience c r a v e s blood.

6 hours-deep in cold haggis and glasses of scotch, no ice--Nightmare released (and subsequently deleted upon sobering up) his diss track. Kanjo's blood pressure elevated and cardiac arrest quickly followed, taking his life at only 14 years old.



Not satisified, Nightmare decides to take a figurative and/or literal shit on Kanjo's desolate grave.

Like Kanye, Kanjo speaks from beyond the grave.

Fisticuffs ensue...


The rest is NeoGaf history.

Will Kanjo resurrect or will he be killed again by the sick and twisted rhymes of MC Nightmare-slain? We'll see you all tomorrow in the Friday OT.

Scotty W

The D.O.C.'s recent output is embarrassing.
But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
Doc is all washed up, knock it off, who the fuck is Doc impressin'?
Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the cock of Doc, 'cuz Doc left you all guessin'

So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record, what
We gon' have this mutherfucker hoppin' in a second, bump. bump
That's why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

Elder Legend

Pro Anti-Consumerism
Two cringey gaffers duking it out.

Amazing journalism, Lois Lane.
No my friend. No one takes the cringe award on NeoGaf as much as rofif rofif does with his amazing Forspoken and graphical mental gymnastics.

At least you have somewhat of a respectable profession on Gaf here. Catching mice and keeping NeoGaf as clean as possible and free of pests.
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Elder Legend

Pro Anti-Consumerism
It was just a riff on clickbait headlines. That isn't even a clickbait headline even though it's still formatted like one...but I guess it's funny anyway because mice balls for the 4759578th time.

Sorry but these fucking mice balls are infecting everything
kanjobazooie kanjobazooie did it to himself. The legendary mice ball thread will never been forgotten and i will never let it go. That's what happens when you make a big mistake on Gaf. Lol.
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