Imbarkus
As Sartre noted in his contemplation on Hell in No Exit, the true horror is other members.
This is the best one.
My experience playing Hey You, Pikachu for N64!
"Pikachu! Get the apple! The apple! Pikachu! Pikachu! Damn. Come here! Pikachu! Pikachu! Is this plugged in? Yeah there go the bubbles. The bubble disappeared before it went. Went does that mean? Pikachu! Pikachu! The apple! Get the apple! Yes! Pikachu! The apple! Wait. Where are you going? Pikachu! Pikachu! You fucking little YELLOW MUTANT MONKEY YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM GIVING YOU ORDERS YOU GODDAMN LITTLE MAGGOT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD APPLE IS WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING APPLE IN YOUR GAME! fuckthisshit"
Rip cartridge from slot and never play again.