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Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Smooth dude 7/10
ViperVisor
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ViperVisor said:
That is just a Simpsons reference I thought of when seeing your avatar. Nothing of substance.
ViperVisor
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Small and not a good cut. Hard to make out what it is.
Small and not a good cut. Hard to make out what it is.
Parch said:
Personally, I am not sure I approve of your avatar. Where to begin? In the first place, we have new avatar size regulations and yours is much too small for real consideration. With a paltry 80x80 size, it is truly a wimpy avatar deserving of much scorn.
Secondly, I don't appreciate the way he is basically a cheap imitation BEAST, except brown instead of blue. I mean, really, look at his slydog grimace and his evil, distinguished eyebrows. They curl up like so, indicating a level of evilness unparalleled in most dimensions.
The line work on the art is also terrible, just awful. An artist of sub-par caliber must have done it. I can't tell if that thing under his neck is a black strap or a shadow. This beast must learn to get a pedicure - his nails crossed over his arm are grotesque, even for a beast. The light blue background also accentuates the art in all the wrong ways. It's an offensive contrast of colors that makes looking at your avatar painful, even torturous. If I was a meaner mod, I'd ban you outright for offending my eyes.
His hair style is also like a cheesy 80s rockstar. "Oh, look at me," says the beast, "I am a retarded fucking hair metal rocker who transformed in some evil radioactive goo." Booooring. Yawn. Seriously, these artists need better skills. A pathetic display of beastly masculinity. Again, Beast is better.
Of course that's not the only thing wrong with this. Consider the following: Wouldn't the beast be better wearing a top hat? I've never seen an avatar made worse with one. Why don't you put in a little effort? If you want even more bonus points, add a monocle. Such a combination would at least give him a distinguished air of sophistication, allowing one to get past his ugly, brutish nature.
He also looks high. His eyes seemingly have a redish tint to them, like he's blazed on some arizona sticky bud. Now, let's be clear here... I love weed. But is this really the message we want to send kids with this cartoon character? I'm not sure it is. We should leave the marijuana smoking to the adults.
And what the FUCK at his gargantuan lips. That's fucking racist. What because he's brown he gotta have big lips? Fuck you too. Get a goddamn life. You're probably a birther too in your spare time. Where you watching Donald Trump on tv stroking your dick at the idea he might expose Obama's hidden KENYAN past? Consider the image you're putting out when you create an avatar. Disgusting.
Anyway, the avatar is pretty bad. 2/10.
PantherLotus
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A classic secret transexually-identifying avatar, of which I approve. 6.7/10
Ace Harding
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10/Man
mysteriousmage09
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lolFong Ghoul said:
7/10
Edmond Dantès
Dantès the White
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip. 10/10Fong Ghoul said:
Angry looking women. 7/10hermit7 said:
mysteriousmage09
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lol!Amir0x said:
10/10
cute!purple cobra said:Funny cat. 7/10
10/10
PetriP-TNT
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1000000/10 for Lucas
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Homer is a bit of a safe pick so I'll give it an 8/10 because it can't go wrong.PetriP-TNT said:
I haven't played mother 3 so I'm judging this on the art... 7/10
You know what, I've posted in this thread plenty of times as its just good fun, but now I want an evaluation by you. After that I will see if it is truly brawesome enough that I will no longer need to take into regard any other ratings
So have at me
You know what, I've posted in this thread plenty of times as its just good fun, but now I want an evaluation by you. After that I will see if it is truly brawesome enough that I will no longer need to take into regard any other ratings
but I will still post here obviously
So have at me
BosSin said:
I will do so.
The avatar is of the legendary mighty "bro shake" of 2001. There have been entire books written about this shake - its implied masculinity, the distilled nature of its expression of success, the tautly stretched muscles glistening with sweat. Everything about it is what the internet describes as "win".
So what specifically makes it so special? Let's consider the following:
1. Bro Shakes at this level take a certain level of machismo to pull off successfully. Without the proper testosterone levels, it will make you look like a lame dickface. Clearly, your avatar is the premiere human example of how to properly perform an epic "bro shake."
2. Look at the implied unity between two black brothers. This is a great example for the African American community which is typically defined by rap stars and basketball players who are routinely awful human beings. It's also a community racked by horrendous inner city crime. Clearly, as we know, anyone who can perform a bro shake at this ultimate level is a role model worth following. When I have a kid I will make sure to tell him the tale of this mighty grasp.
3. Notice the veins on the arms. Bristling and pulsating with vibrant energy in their animated form (if you've seen it, I'm not sure), it is the prime example of manhood's fertility and dominance over all life. Not only carrying our life-giving blood, the veins represent a basic human ideal: that, like, blood cells are important and shit.
4. This avatar has a transparent background, making it easily blend in with the forum's surroundings. As a result, it is extremely pleasing to the eye and makes a fine placement on any page. Similarly, the perspective of the arms draws attention to the mighty force behind the bro shake - it is incomparable to any other attempt at bro shaking.
5. One man is wearing a white shirt, and the other red. They are both wearing blue underwear, although the avatar doesn't show this. This red, white and blue symbolizes the might and dominance of the great American people, and as such demands the proper respect as a timeless patriotic symbol of hope and perseverance. These motherfuckers didn't just survive - they lived, damn it.
6. Look at the astounding muscle density and complexity. Truly, they are cut greater than the statue of David. It is enough to make any pussy drop anything and run to the gym lest they waste even a minute more withering away in front of the PC jerking off to chubby porn. In fact, I'm going stop jerking it to chubby porn RIGHT NOW and go to my exercise room to work out.
7. It also represents the proper bro shake form and function. The clasp is particularly brilliant - firm, unyielding, content in its perfection. If you had to watch any one movie over and over in order to acquire the knowledge needed to pull off such a gorgeous example of bro shaking, this would be it.
10/10
chicko1983
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bananas - 7/10
Ive never watched MLP but a lot of people like it so each to their own.
Also, I deducted points because of your username 'cause where I am from, bananas are a bit over a $1AUD (probably $1.15USD) each at the moment. Damn QLD floods...makes me depressed, I love bananas...
Ive never watched MLP but a lot of people like it so each to their own.
Also, I deducted points because of your username 'cause where I am from, bananas are a bit over a $1AUD (probably $1.15USD) each at the moment. Damn QLD floods...makes me depressed, I love bananas...
I like it but times have changed, your avatar is too thin now.
8/10
And thanks bananas, your pony is cool. I don't know if it's the intention, but I love it when pictures 'break' the frame, like the NG2 trailer did.
EDIT: Thanks purple cobra, what happened to Justice? Is that 13 from House?
8/10
And thanks bananas, your pony is cool. I don't know if it's the intention, but I love it when pictures 'break' the frame, like the NG2 trailer did.
EDIT: Thanks purple cobra, what happened to Justice? Is that 13 from House?
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