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[KyoZz]

THIS IS THE FUTURE

Always wanted to do like the pro in these frag movies? All you need to unleash Hell on your opponents is this new gum made to satisfy taste and add a new layer of focus to the gaming experience

RESPAWN by 5 comes in three long-lasting, invigorating flavors

Expertise in All the Right Areas

RESPAWN by 5 was developed by experts from the global innovation team of Mars Wrigley’s 5 gum team and the gaming division of RESPAWN’s sister company, Razer (DO YOU REALIZE WHO THOSE GUY'S ARE ?? Yeah, me neither). This combination of market leaders in the chewing gum and gaming spaces resulted in a superior gum for gamers to fuel their minds and taste buds. It combines the same great taste and long-lasting flavor known to 5 gum with the special blend of ingredients that has made the RESPAWN drink mix so popular.
RESPAWN was created to address the clear market for food and beverage products in gaming that help players maintain focus and mental agility during gameplay, without the intense rush provided by many energy products,” stated Sean Driscoll, Senior Product Evangelist for Respawn Ltd. “Mars Wrigley brings with them immense experience and market leadership in the gum category and was a perfect partner for our new consumable line.”

Tested and Approved by Gamers

RESPAWN knows gamers as it was born out of gaming lifestyle leader, Razer. As part of early product development, RESPAWN collected quantitative and qualitative data both internally and through the capable resources at Mars Wrigley.
Product validation has remained a core element of RESPAWN’s product development to guarantee meeting the unique needs of gamers.
And the best part ? This AWESOME, REVOLUTIONARY GUM is available for only $2.99 USD per 15-stick pack or $27.99 USD per 10-pack tray (150 sticks)​

So, are you cool enough for this new product ?

 

[iconmaster]

Dumb product, but slick packaging.

 

[RoboFu]

Caffeine gum??

 

[gamer82]

Another fleece but there will be gamers /streamers who will go to it in droves and it be advertised all over youtube and social. Surprised its not £$40 per 1 pack

 

[GiJoint]

Talk about cashing in.

This video is sponsored by Razer Gum, chew well, today.

 

[Birdo]

Now you can game and get a stomach ulcer at the same time.

 

[GymWolf]

Now you can game and get a stomach ulcer at the same time.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

And like Razer's other products, it stops working after 5 minutes.

 

[Spukc]

And like Razer's other products, it stops working after 5 minutes.

Wait they work?

 

[j0hnnix]

This better have cocaine.

 

[gamerguywashere]

how does the old addage go?...a fool and his dental work are easily parted?

 

[M1chl]

Dumb product, but slick packaging.

Seems like it's this just died differently.

 

[Echelon]

Missed opportunity to make the tab that closes the package the silhouette of a controller.

 

[brap]

$27.99 for a box of 10? Good deal. Now do I want shit flavor, shit flavor, or generic mint?

 

[poodaddy]

Caffeine gum??

I prefer cocaine gum.

 

[gamerguywashere]

I prefer cocaine gum.

 

[Ailike]

Remember Gatorade gum? That shit was tight.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Selling drugs to children, nice one Razer.

 

[jaysius]

It's always entertaining all these products to try and compensate for the nutrient deficient diets of the people of today.

Eat real food, not all that processed trash, you'll have your "mental alertness" and more, like a balanced diet and more than a stupid bandaid that probably doesn't work.

 

[OutRun88]

Finally I can go pro.

 

[nush]

Caffeine gum??

The active ingredient is Speed.

 

[Soltype]

I can chew while I ride my AMD bike

 

[-Arcadia-]

What happens if I Gaf with this?

 

[DeepEnigma]

What happens if I Gaf with this?

 

[MiguelItUp]

I guess 5 Gum packaging was on sale. I wonder how many people are gonna chew this thinking it's really going to help them.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

What happens if I Gaf with this?

You will be UNSTOPPABLE!

 

[newtypepilot]

no LEDs? and u call this a gaming product??? FAIL

 

[jigglet]

For those of you who are making fun of this, there might be some real science behind it. For example if this was chewable meth it would certainly give players a genuine kick.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

How many FPS does it give? Will it bottleneck my i7-4770k?

 

[HoodWinked]

its not the worst of ideas

 

[Lionel Richie]

IT'S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS!

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I really can't tell anymore, is this satire?

 

[CrysisFreak]

Can I use it for Switch too or PC only???

 

[Futaleufu]

Is it coca flavoured gum?

 

[JimiNutz]

I'll stick to Meth thanks.

 

[Kayoba]

How can this be marketed as chewing gum for gamers if there's no RGB?

 

[jufonuk]

Oh so just some artificially flavoured gum with caffeine because extreme.

 

[Orta]

I'll be buying these. Will only handle them with my Power Glove too.

 

[PleaseWaitStation4]

"Frag"? What year is this! Cringe bomb!

 

[longdi]

Razer Gaming Fans Caught Up in Data Leak

A cloud misconfiguration at the gaming-gear merchant potentially exposed 100,000 customers to phishing and fraud.
An estimated 100,000 customers of Razer, a purveyor of high-end gaming gear ranging from laptops to apparel, have had their private info exposed, according to a researcher.

“The exact number of affected customers is yet to be assessed, as originally it was part of a large log chunk stored on a company’s Elasticsearch cluster misconfigured for public access since August 18th, 2020 and indexed by public search engines,” he said, in a LinkedIn posting on Thursday. “Based on the number of the emails exposed, I would estimate the total number of affected customers to be around 100K.”

 

[Night.Ninja]

Mircodosing will be the future

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[Gandih42]

... Sean Driscoll, Senior Product Evangelist for Respawn Ltd. ...
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What the fuck is a product evangelist? Please tell me you wrote all that nonsense and it isn't the actual marketing material OP. It honestly sounds like satire to me.

 

[Spaceman292]

What happens if I Gaf with this?

246mph shitposting

 

[Spukc]

I guess 5 Gum packaging was on sale. I wonder how many people are gonna chew this thinking it's really going to help them.

all esport stars freeze-dry their own cum and snort it.
that's the way of a true BR-STAR

 

[Mr Branding]

Man, this thread title reads like something John Romero would say.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I can just imagine hearing someone smack their gum over the mic. Wouldn’t they realize that before green lighting this atrocity. I chewed nicotine gum to quit smoking and my jaw hurt like hell. Chewing gum can sometimes make you feel relaxed, but it can become a disgusting habit after a while.

I really dislike the gamer aesthetic of having to look at someone with a headset on or some random person with a serious face. It makes me feel like the people behind this product can’t relate to gamers at all.

 

[KyoZz]

What the fuck is a product evangelist? Please tell me you wrote all that nonsense and it isn't the actual marketing material OP. It honestly sounds like satire to me.

I swear this is not from me

 

[SCB3]

So I now have to listen to people chewing gum on Mic and claim its for Performance?

 

[its_Ditz]

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