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Real life Swag, I think I've hit a good place

Bedlam said:
High five, OP.

Not everyone will understand but I'm at the same point in life as you.
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Seriously, thank you. I applaud and commend and wish you the best brother (or sister lol) :)

Naked Snake said:
Glorious thread backfire, lol.
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if everyone's opinion matter to me here then it would be a backfire but I have honestly got all the laughter and seriousness I needed in the middle of my day here with my boy and we are now stranded as it's raining here FML

DeathoftheEndless said:
This is a strange thread idea, but its a good message and I applaud your positivity.
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I did type it up on a whim but that's why I've given a little more context and have responded to some of the posts. But I can't sit here and overthink and stress out over the potential responses because at the end of the day you really have to know who I am to believe in the sincerity in the good natured intent of this thread was :)

KissDaRing said:
OP just jinxed himself. Shit about to hit the fan come next week LOL
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Yeah, This is my last day off for a week LOL

let me just give a little more detail as to maybe the unrefined first draft that I decided to post. As I said I'm not a company or have a PR spokesperson to proofread all my words I just know that I was just as good of a spot this morning as I am now.

I seek no validation from anybody and I am that person that used to do that. Here's some bullet points that make me this way....

-raised humble and poor and had 2 Bros
-no drugs or never been arrested
-mom and brother both passed the same day last year
-been homeless due to putting my kids first and before you question my parenting, those kids get every bit of my energy and good nature they they deserve. They're my heart.
-lost 120lbs+. I can do anything as long as the will and mind is there.

I'm not laying my soul bare here. Merely giving you just a little Kaleidoscope view into what makes me, me. I would just rather humanize it and have anybody rationally reads this to understand that the experiences of my life have made me the way I am. That's why I laugh and smile at the jokeful responses and absorb the ones with less pessimism with a smile.

Spare yourself 5 minutes and smile. I am :)
 
I'm happy that you're happy, OP...

But I'm waiting to see how this goes because I can already see the Mandrake summary incoming...

if everyone's opinion matter to me here then it would be a backfire but I have honestly got all the laughter and seriousness I needed in the middle of my day here with my boy and we are now stranded as it's raining here FML
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WhateverItTakes said:
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And trust me, this guy knows bizarre!

I'm happy for you that you're happy OP but this thread is weird. You ain't Buddha man. Unless you are, then you're selling yourself short.
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Nah man, I'm just somebody that is happy and has no room for negativity in my life. Power to you and anyway you live your life :)
 
LiquidMetal14 said:
if everyone's opinion matter to me here then it would be a backfire but I have honestly got all the laughter and seriousness I needed in the middle of my day here with my boy and we are now stranded as it's raining here FML
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For someone who thinks other peoples opinion about him don't matter, you sure spent a lot of posts here defending your life to total strangers. It all just sounds kind of defensive and not "swag" or whatever that is.
 
So you used Google voice which means you literally say these sentences out loud? Like this is how you talk?
 
Voidwolf said:
This thread made me laugh, thanks OP, glad you're happy. I still don't believe you're sober at this time though ;)
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LOL brother I am fine. Rest assured.

Sai-kun said:
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What A Time To Have Real life Swag
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Irony, I can't stand the word swag. I never use it and I figured I would try to use something applicable. It actually makes me laugh that some have fixated on that particular word lol
 
LiquidMetal14 said:
LOL brother I am fine. Rest assured.


Irony, I can't stand the word swag. I never use it and I figured I would try to use something applicable. It actually makes me laugh that some have fixated on that particular word lol
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swag is a word thats used to describe you

never a word you use
 
I can guarantee you throughout my life, running into hundreds of people, there is not a lot of people that are like-minded and can simply hang with an individual like me who is humorous to the core yet serious when it's absolutely matters.
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Mmhmmm
 
I know that feel OP. My life was also the hardest yet I also turned out the best. There are lots of people who aren't as good as me. Feels amazing to know how great I am and write essays about myself. I'm real real.
 
Maybe it's the cynic in me, but when i read self-affirming dialogue like that it just makes me think "denial" - like who are you trying to convince?
 
mrkgoo said:
Maybe it's the cynic in me, but when i read self-affirming dialogue like that it just makes me think "denial" - like who are you trying to convince?
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3 people

The Michelin Man. Bless his ass made of tires.

The Staypuff Marshmallow dude from Ghostbusters ™

And the elusive muffin man
 
Hello LP I'm using the Google Voice just like you if I am just going to speak into the microphone is not going to come out as right as I think it's going to however I do think if you just typed this with you are finger it would have been a bit more coherent to be honest anyway I can found glad that you're feeling ok
 
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I respect what you might have been trying to communicate with this thread OP, especially in relation to your personal journey, it's just you seem to have done so in a way that makes you sound rather arrogant and conceited.
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That is amazing lmao

OP is Spiderman 3 Peter Parker

"...females"
 
LiquidMetal14 said:
3 people

The Michelin Man. Bless his ass made of tires.

The Staypuff Marshmallow dude from Ghostbusters ™

And the elusive muffin man
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OP you failed here by showing us your humorous core when you actually should have been serious here because this absolutely matters.
 
"high key" lol

OP, It seems like you are super happy right now. I get a tiny manic every now and then, and my mom told me once to realize when that's happening, and keep it in check. Notice when you are uncharacteristically up and temper it a bit.

<3
 
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