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[marrec]

God, I feel so drained today. Been working really late lately (had a business meeting/dinner until 9:30-10p last night) and I had to lecture at 8am.

If it makes you feel any better, I feel like I'm going to get banned today.

 

[SRG01]

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Well, I do have the energy to take this photo.

 

[Davedough]

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Well, I do have the energy to take this photo.

LOL. Nice!

 

[H.Protagonist]

H.Protagonist, she'll find a way.

Hell yeah!

Yeah but I had to take my own pic with a phone with touch to focus!

That does make it a bit more difficult.

Took 5 times, me with my camera in front of my face, finding that perfect spot and quickly throwing my hand to my side and snapping the picture. I literally almost dropped the bottle so many times and it would have splattered all over my tile. With that shot, the camera snapped as the bottle was toppling... I had to drop my phone to catch the bottle. Good thing for the Otterbox cases. =)

So wait... this was just a fortunate shot and not a true balance?! I walked back and forth with that bottle on my head! I will still try to top you...

 

[Malvolio]

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Well, I do have the energy to take this photo.

Depending on how old that coffee is, you get some bonus danger points.

 

[SRG01]

Depending on how old that coffee is, you get some bonus danger points.

It was an empty coffee cup. To be honest though, it would've been easier to balance if it actually had coffee inside.

 

[Davedough]

So wait... this was just a fortunate shot and not a true balance?! I walked back and forth with that bottle on my head! I will still try to top you...

You've seen my melon. You see how pointy it is at the top? Sure, fortune smiled upon me during my hour of need but damnit I got the shot!

Dont look at me like that! I am not an animal. If you prick me, do I not bleed?!

 

[Ashes]

If it makes you feel any better, I feel like I'm going to get banned today.

Don't get banned - get even.

 

[.la1n]

Don't get banned - get even.

Getting banned is a dish best served cold.

 

[coldvein]

Getting banned is a dish best served cold.

ha.

 

[Lissar]

Sadly I do not have the balance to start balancing things on my head. Especially not easily breakable things like bottles.


I had a dream that I saw some of you on TV (in various sitcoms.) I thought, huh, I guess they're all famous!

What's even weirder is... I don't even watch TV :/

 

[H.Protagonist]

If it makes you feel any better, I feel like I'm going to get banned today.

??? Is there a thread up right now that is making you clench your fists, or is this just a general bad feeling/premonition?

Whenever I feel drained, I forget being drained and get AWESOME FIRED UP! LITERALLY!

Fixed it for you.

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Well, I do have the energy to take this photo.

Hahaha. Well done. Now stack a danish on there and finish the tower of breakfast!

 

[Ashes]

Getting banned is a dish best served cold.

Ice cream tastes better in the summer.

??? Is there a thread up right now that is making you clench your fists, or is this just a general bad feeling/premonition?

Are you not entertained?

 

[.la1n]

??? Is there a thread up right now that is making you clench your fists, or is this just a general bad feeling/premonition?



Fixed it for you.



Hahaha. Well done. Now stack a danish on there and finish the tower of breakfast!

Thanks, I did intend to say whenever I feel drained, I don't get drained, I throw Molotov cocktails.

 

[jasonng]

Whenever I feel drained, I forget being drained and get AWESOME.

Suit up, Ted.

 

[coldvein]

Sadly I do not have the balance to start balancing things on my head. Especially not easily breakable things like bottles.


I had a dream that I saw some of you on TV (in various sitcoms.) I thought, huh, I guess they're all famous!

What's even weirder is... I don't even watch TV :/

maybe a bit much real pic gaf for you, eh? that can't be good.

 

[.la1n]

Suit up, Ted.

I knew you'd catch on.

 

[leadbelly]

Okay. So they asked me to send the phone back. It will take 10 days for it to cancel.

Such a hassle really.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Sadly I do not have the balance to start balancing things on my head. Especially not easily breakable things like bottles.


I had a dream that I saw some of you on TV (in various sitcoms.) I thought, huh, I guess they're all famous!

What's even weirder is... I don't even watch TV :/

Were the shows at least funny

 

[marrec]

Okay. So they asked me to send the phone back. It will take 10 days for it to cancel.

Such a hassle really.

They really should have let you keep the older model if you were willing, bad customer service is bad.

 

[noah111]

Just thought i'd update everyone;

 

[leadbelly]

They really should have let you keep the older model if you were willing, bad customer service is bad.

Well, they weren't willing to give me a better deal on my contract. They offered a few months line rental free, which isn't a particularly great offer. I thought well I might as well get the better handset, even though it isn't that much of an upgrade. It at least has a better battery and earphones.

 

[Davedough]

Sadly I do not have the balance to start balancing things on my head. Especially not easily breakable things like bottles.


I had a dream that I saw some of you on TV (in various sitcoms.) I thought, huh, I guess they're all famous!

What's even weirder is... I don't even watch TV :/

I bet I played the part of the quirky yet somehow ravishingly attractive neighbor who pops in at the inopportune times. Or at least that's what other people have said they dream of me as.

 

[Davedough]

Well, they weren't willing to give me a better deal on my contract. They offered a few months line rental free, which isn't particulary a great offer. I thought well I might as well get the better handset, even though it isn't that much of an upgrade. It at least has a better battery and earphones.

Its got XE at the end of it. Everyone knows that anything with the X moniker on it is infinitely better than without!

 

[H.Protagonist]

Thanks, I did intend to say whenever I feel drained, I don't get drained, I throw Molotov cocktails.

I do have that mental image of you now. Running through the streets, lobbing flaming bottles into buildings and cars, all while laughing like a maniac... (This is accurate, right?)

maybe a bit much real pic gaf for you, eh? that can't be good.

She's dreaming of us... The plan is working!

Just thought i'd update everyone;

What nefarious collages have in store for us next? Feb OT3?

Well, they weren't willing to give me a better deal on my contract. They offered a few months line rental free, which isn't particulary a great offer. I thought well I might as well get the better handset, even though it isn't that much of an upgrade. It at least has a better battery and earphones.

That's why I stick with my shitty flip phone. No contract, $35/month, and it's survived numerous terrible accidents. Everything else seems like such a hassle.

 

[leadbelly]

Its got XE at the end of it. Everyone knows that anything with the X moniker on it is infinitely better than without!

lol

Yeah. Just add X.

I think I might add 'X' to my name. It will instantly make me an infinitely better person in every aspect.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Just thought i'd update everyone;

:lol

I know you don't have any creepy plans or anything but whenever I see pics folders full of avatars and stuff I can't help but think of the perve with the Natalie Portman obsession.

 

[leadbelly]

That's why I stick with my shitty flip phone. No contract, $35/month, and it's survived numerous terrible accidents. Everything else seems like such a hassle.

The strange thing is, I had this feeling it was going to happen. It's quite an easy thing to do if you're not paying attention.

 

[noah111]

I know you don't have any creepy plans or anything but whenever I see pics folders full of avatars and stuff I can't help but think of the perve with the Natalie Portman obsession.

Spoiler

it's all demographized as well :x

 

[.la1n]

I do have that mental image of you now. Running through the streets, lobbing flaming bottles into buildings and cars, all while laughing like a maniac... (This is accurate, right?).

You know, it's actually very accurate. I'm pretty sure I have some videos of that very thing on my FB page but that would require logging in and looking through all that garbage.

 

[marrec]

The strange thing is, I had this feeling it was going to happen. It's quite an easy thing to do if you're not paying attention.

I have staunchly stayed with a flip-phone for years now, even though I'm a technophile everywhere else. Mostly because I don't want to pay Verizon twice for Data, and also because the amount you have to pay for the Data is fucking Absurd.

I don't need to pay 150 bucks a month for 2 phones that get online thanks.

Drop those Data charges and I'd probably have to cave... but that's not going to happen because the company has to fleece customers somewhere.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Plans for today:

1. Play video games
2. Eat this leftover ramen I made yesterday
3. Balance something on my head
4. Write some cover letters and edit some essays

I get the feeling 4 will take a while to get to

 

[marrec]

Plans for today:

1. Play video games
2. Eat this leftover ramen I made yesterday
3. Balance something on my head
4. Write some cover letters and edit some essays

I get the feeling 4 will take a while to get to

That list of priorities is perfect. Though I think you should combine 2 and 3 for efficiency sake.

 

[.la1n]

Plans for today:

1) work
2) do NOT kill boss
3) leave work
4) obtain booze and gasoline
5) cook dinner
6) BALANCE FLAMING THINGS ON MY HEAD

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Spoiler

it's all demographized as well :x

:lol awesome. Well if you do decide to do anything creepy everyone will probably just think it's cute, such is the power of the super-friends... er, real-pic club.

 

[leadbelly]

I have staunchly stayed with a flip-phone for years now, even though I'm a technophile everywhere else. Mostly because I don't want to pay Verizon twice for Data, and also because the amount you have to pay for the Data is fucking Absurd.

I don't need to pay 150 bucks a month for 2 phones that get online thanks.

Drop those Data charges and I'd probably have to cave... but that's not going to happen because the company has to fleece customers somewhere.

So data is expensive in the states then?

I just picked a fairly decent contract from a UK mobile network as an example.

SIM Only
600 minutes
3000 texts
All-you-can-eat data
12 months

£15 a month.
http://store.three.co.uk/view/product/ql_catalog/threecatdevice/1001?tariff=SIMONLYAYCE12600

 

[jasonng]

Plans for today:

1) work
2) do NOT kill boss
3) leave work
4) obtain booze and gasoline
5) cook dinner
6) BALANCE FLAMING THINGS ON MY HEAD

"Kids, have I ever told you the story about how I burnt my hair off?"

 

[noah111]

:lol awesome. Well if you do decide to do anything creepy everyone will probably just think it's cute, such is the power of the super-friends... er, real-pic club.

Haha, I know, i'm actually afraid to upload the final .zip of the folder, in fear of what lurkers (and gaffers alike) will do with the pics. :s

Spoiler

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.

 

[.la1n]

Haha, I know, i'm actually afraid to upload the final .zip of the folder, in fear of what lurkers (and gaffers alike) will do with the pics. :s

Spoiler

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.

In Sentry I trust.

"Kids, have I ever told you the story about how I burnt my hair off?"

Come on it's a great start to a story AND it's a bucket list thing. Gotta do it man.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Plans for today:

1. Play video games
2. Eat this leftover ramen I made yesterday
3. Balance something on my head
4. Write some cover letters and edit some essays

I get the feeling 4 will take a while to get to

Excellent. Let's all get in on this. Only 5 days left, so why the hell not?

Plans for today:

1) work
2) do NOT kill boss
3) leave work
4) obtain booze and gasoline
5) cook dinner
6) BALANCE FLAMING THINGS ON MY HEAD

I like this plan. Be sure to update us with the requisite pics (inevitable mug shot?).

 

[jasonng]

Haha, I know, i'm actually afraid to upload the final .zip of the folder, in fear of what lurkers (and gaffers alike) will do with the pics. :s

Spoiler

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.

Just zip the girl pics for me. kthxbye.

 

[Lissar]

My plan for today would start with:

1. Take a shower

If it weren't for this cat on my lap. I don't know how she got here, she just appeared here.

 

[.la1n]

Excellent. Let's all get in on this. Only 5 days left, so why the hell not?



I like this plan. Be sure to update us with the requisite pics (inevitable mug shot?).

You got it home slice

Just zip the girl pics for me. kthxbye.

So you can UNZIP them? I'm on to you.

 

[marrec]

So data is expensive in the states then?

I just picked a fairly decent contract from a UK mobile network as an example.

SIM Only
600 minutes
3000 texts
All-you-can-eat data
12 months

£15 a month.
http://store.three.co.uk/view/product/ql_catalog/threecatdevice/1001?tariff=SIMONLYAYCE12600

Oh Jesus I would kill for a plan like that.

I am paying, essentially, 60 dollars a month for 500 txt, unlimited Verizon to Verizon txt, and 1500 Minutes.

That's it.

Fuck Verizon and the horse it rode in on.

 

[.la1n]

Oh Jesus I would kill for a plan like that.

I am paying, essentially, 60 dollars a month for 500 txt, unlimited Verizon to Verizon txt, and 1500 Minutes.

That's it.

Fuck Verizon and the horse it rode in on.

AT&T
86.00 / month
4000 any time
unlimited text
unlimited data
shit ton of rollover minutes sitting on that thing too


THIS IS AFTER AN EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT

 

[jasonng]

So you can UNZIP them? I'm on to you.

What I do in my spare time is my business.






































But yes, definitely.

 

[noah111]

In Sentry I trust.

Just zip the girl pics for me. kthxbye.

 

[H.Protagonist]

My plan for today would start with:

1. Take a shower

If it weren't for this cat on my lap. I don't know how she got here, she just appeared here.

They just do that, don't they? So sneaky... So cute...

Just zip the girl pics for me. kthxbye.

Don't lie, jason. You've been saving all the pics you like from the beginning.

You got it home slice



So you can UNZIP them? I'm on to you.

I'll see if I can't counter-entertain with inevitable FAIL pics from trying to balance idiotic things on my head.

 

[.la1n]

I'll see if I can't counter-entertain with inevitable FAIL pics from trying to balance idiotic things on my head.

Deal. I am sure there are tons of things in my place to attempt to balance. I know that some of them are flammable as well. It's win/win really.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

My plan for today would start with:

1. Take a shower

If it weren't for this cat on my lap. I don't know how she got here, she just appeared here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVJdIeKvchQ