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They gotta get Chuck Norris on board for the sequel.

But yeah, if they're going back and reshooting shit to play on the 'net intrigue on what seems like unintentional comedy in the form of a awesomely horrible movie, that makes me worried.
 
How much do we expect this to make in its opening weekend? Will its internet fame propel it to big numbers, or will it fall flat? Remember, Sam Jackson's name alone is not enough to make a movie a success (See last year's "The Man"). What do we expect for the first weekend?
 
I'm SAM JACKSON! I chose this ROLE CAUSE the title SAYS SNAKES ON A PLANE!

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!!



I am seeing this opening night.
 
AdmiralViscen said:
How much do we expect this to make in its opening weekend? Will its internet fame propel it to big numbers, or will it fall flat? Remember, Sam Jackson's name alone is not enough to make a movie a success (See last year's "The Man"). What do we expect for the first weekend?
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I say, 17 million.
 
AdmiralViscen said:
How much do we expect this to make in its opening weekend? Will its internet fame propel it to big numbers, or will it fall flat? Remember, Sam Jackson's name alone is not enough to make a movie a success (See last year's "The Man"). What do we expect for the first weekend?
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Eleventy Billion Dollars.
 
Funniest trailer I've seen in ages :lol I watched it twice and then read through this topic. You guys mentioned so much stuff that I missed, that I had to watch it another three times :D This looks brilliant. August 18th...I'll be there on day one.
 
LM4sure said:
10M opening weekend. It will be competing heavily for the internet nerds with Clerks 2.
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Clerks 2 is coming out that weekend? errr,probly around the 12-15 million range
 
Yeah, I just checked IMDB, this is opening up the same weekend as Clerks 2 and Science of Sleep (another I really want to see)

Hopefully one of them will get moved.

-Exis
 
Totz said:
4 pages and still no "I for one welcome our snakes on a plane overlords." or whatever it is?
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Dude your tag is broken. Here is a link that actually works:

Snakes on a Plane Trailer

So so good!

1. I need a new Snakes on a Plane avatar.
2. The threads at IMDB for this movie are gut bustingly funny.
 
Wait...the title....is REALLY snakes on a plane?

Wow. Wowowowoww.

Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.
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SNAKES ON A PLANE 2: PLANES ON A SNAKE
 
So, we ask (thinking perversely of recent dreck like his made-in-T.O. movie The Man), does Sam Jackson the actor make more mature choices now? "Me?" he says, a wicked smile passing over his face. "C'mon... THE NEXT FILM I GOT BEING RELEASED IS SNAKES ON A PLANE! C'MON! HOW SERIOUS IS THAT?"

The fact is I'll do movies I think are gonna be fun," Jackson says. "I do read scripts (like Freedomland) that are serious in tone that may or may not speak to some social issue. But yeah, I'm still that guy that likes to go to the movies, that sees himself in things that are mindless and exciting. 'Cause I don't like to go home every day and ruminate on human frailties and that stuff all year long."

"I wanna do films like SNAKES ON A PLANE!, where people are gonna come in the movie theatre and hear 'AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!' And people don't wanna go, 'What'd he mean when he screamed like that?' The meaning is 'A SNAKE'S BITING ME! AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!' "
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Too awesome!!
:lol :lol :lol
 
So, we ask (thinking perversely of recent dreck like his made-in-T.O. movie The Man), does Sam Jackson the actor make more mature choices now? "Me?" he says, a wicked smile passing over his face. "C'mon... THE NEXT FILM I GOT BEING RELEASED IS SNAKES ON A PLANE! C'MON! HOW SERIOUS IS THAT?"

The fact is I'll do movies I think are gonna be fun," Jackson says. "I do read scripts (like Freedomland) that are serious in tone that may or may not speak to some social issue. But yeah, I'm still that guy that likes to go to the movies, that sees himself in things that are mindless and exciting. 'Cause I don't like to go home every day and ruminate on human frailties and that stuff all year long."

"I wanna do films like SNAKES ON A PLANE!, where people are gonna come in the movie theatre and hear 'AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!' And people don't wanna go, 'What'd he mean when he screamed like that?' The meaning is 'A SNAKE'S BITING ME! AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!'"
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Hahahaha, I love this movie.
 
I'm glad they're not going with one of those lame tag titles like

Snakes on a Plane: Venom in the Sky

or

Snakes on a Plane: The Serpantine Gambit
 
I'm so there opening night. I can already see the commercials after opening weekend:

"The number one airborne snake thriller in America! See what all the hiss is about!"
 
Oh man. I don't care if this movie is horrible, I will see it AT LEAST three times in the theater. If they do sequels, I will see the sequels

AT

LEAST

THREE

TIMES.

Brilliance.
 
Porcupines in a Hot Air Balloon

Obviously the movie is getting an R rating because hiring Sam Jackson to be in a movie where he can't drop the F bomb makes no sense whatsoever. Also, The Man tanked, so we can be thankful of Hollywood learning from their mistakes.

Ostriches on a Escalator
 
This movie needs more Mongoose.

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AdmiralViscen said:
Dude, SPOILER TAGS. Now everyone knows how Sam Jackson gets everyone out of their jam.

BTW, the youtube video got taken down.
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seriously, if they end this movie by releasing 100's of mongoose on the plane it would officially be the greatest film of all time.
 
I showed this to a couple of my co-workers yesterday and they thought it was hilarious. Signs are certainly pointing to this being a success.. I just hope they don't market it (in later trailers) like a parody/hoax film, let the footage speak for itself and let the audiences decide. :P
 
On that tagworld site, you can submit your own song, and if it's good enough, it'll be played in the film! How cool is that! GAF musicians better get working!
 
Mr. E. Yis said:
On that tagworld site, you can submit your own song, and if it's good enough, it'll be played in the film! How cool is that! GAF musicians better get working!
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I can see the Olimario song being in this film.
 
I think what really gets me about this movie is that it doesn't seem to be all stupid "OMG SNAKES ARE IN HIDING ABOUT TO STRIKE" like most horror movies of this type. Literally, there are a bunch of snakes on an airplane. They're just all over the place and inescapable! It's awesome!
 
I just watched the trailer again, and it was JUSt as brilliant as it was last night.

Thank you, Samuel L. Jackson.
 
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