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REAL Snakes on a Plane trailer released!

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Belfast said:
I think what really gets me about this movie is that it doesn't seem to be all stupid "OMG SNAKES ARE IN HIDING ABOUT TO STRIKE" like most horror movies of this type. Literally, there are a bunch of snakes on an airplane. They're just all over the place and inescapable! It's awesome!
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I hope they explain it in detail on where the snakes came from, and why are they on a plane. Also, where they were hiding during takeoff, and what promted them to come out.


That should take what, 10 minutes?
 
We already know the answer. Spoilers?
Someone on the plane is a witness being transported by FBI (Jackson) agents, and someone who doesn't want their testimony to get out cracks open a crate of SNAKES. ON A PLANE.
 
bishoptl said:
Fixed, sorry about that. :D
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Thanks a lot. :D

Snakes on a Plane will be the Jesus of Hollywood. Henceforth, there will be two time periods: Before Snakes on a Plane (B.S.O.A.P.) and After Snakes on a Plane (A.D.O.A.P. - Anno Domini on a Plane).
 
AdmiralViscen said:
We already know the answer. Spoilers?
Someone on the plane is a witness being transported by FBI (Jackson) agents, and someone who doesn't want their testimony to get out cracks open a crate of SNAKES. ON A PLANE.
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Oh shit, theres actually a plot?

I had no idea.
 
The trailer is awesome, and more than I hoped for. But I don't believe such mayhem could last through most of the flick. If we're unlucky, this is all from a 15-minute portion near the end.
 
The best part is the fact that there's only two lines of dialogue spoken in the entire trailer. The "Enough is enough. I've had it with these (motherfucking) snakes" and "Run!"

:lol
 
I'm getting kind of skeptical of this whole thing. I mean, I'm sure the action is gonna be great, but movies like this can never seem to sustain it for a whole movie. I'm guessing the final third of the movie will be some sappy shit about snakes being forced out of their environment and how humans and snakes once lived in harmony with each other. Then the obligatory snake/human make-out scene at the end.
 
StoOgE said:
seriously, if they end this movie by releasing 100's of mongoose on the plane it would officially be the greatest film of all time.
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Nah that's too simple. They will find out there is a cargo plane carrying around Mongooses and they will try to get close to it and transfer them from plane to plane while the people hold back the snakes which are making Aliens style along the outside of the plane.
 
Totz said:
Thanks a lot. :D

Snakes on a Plane will be the Jesus of Hollywood. Henceforth, there will be two time periods: Before Snakes on a Plane (B.S.O.A.P.) and After Snakes on a Plane (A.D.O.A.P. - Anno Domini on a Plane).
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BS - Before Snakes
ASS - After Snake Showing
 
Screens from the movie:

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Now all I need to do is come up with some captions...
 
AdmiralViscen said:
We already know the answer. Spoilers?
Someone on the plane is a witness being transported by FBI (Jackson) agents, and someone who doesn't want their testimony to get out cracks open a crate of SNAKES. ON A PLANE.
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They are the perfect killing machine, they have no metal, they are cold blooded so infrared is out, and snakes, when on a plane, can only do one thing, KILL!
 
I told my friends about this movie today and they were laughing so hard. They wanted to know how long the movie was gonna be.
 
Dead said:
Is that Keenan, from Keenan & Kel, in one of those pictures? :lol
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You bet.

If the movie has even a second of him doing his Cosby impression, it will the movie of the century.
 
Y2Kevbug11 said:
I told my friends about this movie today and they were laughing so hard. They wanted to know how long the movie was gonna be.
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I told my mother about it earlier today. Even she wants to see it.
 
I told all of my friends about this movie. They were all stunned just by the title before I could get any other details out :lol
 
I hope this does well so we can see rip offs spawning as a result, all with the "[animal] on a [vehicle]" theme.

Though I've always thought that one day terrorists would train monkeys to hijack planes and that would make for a good movie.
 
Fight for Freeform said:
I hope this does well so we can see rip offs spawning as a result, all with the "[animal] on a [vehicle]" theme.

Though I've always thought that one day terrorists would train monkeys to hijack planes and that would make for a good movie.
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MONGOOSES (mongeese?) on a BARGE
GIRAFFES on a HOVERCRAFT
BLACK-FOOTED FERRETS on a STEAMBOAT
EASTERN FINCHES on a FORD EXCURSION
TIGERS on the STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
 
guys, i have the TITULAR line in this movie. i hope the scene makes it in the final cut.

i say: "Im just so tired of all these... SNAKES ON A PLANE"

:)
 
Fight for Freeform said:
Though I've always thought that one day terrorists would train monkeys to hijack planes and that would make for a good movie.
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Monkies on a Plane? Now thats just stupid. Monkies are warm blooded, they would spotted immeaditly.
 
So after Hollywood catches on that this movie was a hit on the net for a year+ before it was even released, what is going to happen?
 
Boogie said:
It's shocking to see those in that first thread failed to realize the greatness that is SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Although that is before any mention of Sam Jackson being attached to the film.
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It's like a chemical reaction. Snakes on a plane? Interesting. Samuel L. Jackson? Bad ass.

Both together? Snakes on a Mother Fuckin' Plane! Wooooo!
 
Totz said:
You bet.

If the movie has even a second of him doing his Cosby impression, it will the movie of the century.
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:lol that would be awesome if a poisonous snake bit him and he went into convulsions doing his Cosby impression.
 
as far as animals go, how can you not have Sharks on a Spaceship?

Basically, a team of scientists want to test out what it'd be like for sharks to go into space. They stock the study bay of a shuttle with huge water tanks filled with sharks, but after they get out of the atmosphere the tanks crack, flooding the entire shuttle 5 feet high with water and sharks swimming everywhere. It's like Deep Blue Sea meets Armageddon.
 
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