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[Josh with a J]

How much cheese is too much cheese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpwGOCzk84

 

[Kaze2212]

I am still sitting here trying to figure out the connection between tweezers and cheese.

 

[Edwardo]

Behold, the power of cheese.

 

[JeffZero]

JeffZero
You Truly Were A Morrowind NPC
Today, 11:00 AM

 

[Jobbs]

I can't believe you didn't ask any questions. I'd have gotten to the bottom of that then and there.

 

[enoki]

I've got some of this waiting to be sipped on for my once a week drink tonight

My favorite, but so expensive.

 

[Spirited]

I can't believe you didn't ask any questions. I'd have gotten to the bottom of that then and there.

You don't want to pressure a women on her quest for cheese and tweezers.

 

[marrec]

She was obviously on a scavenger hunt for things with the "ee" phoneme.

You done good Jeff.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Like, from her point of view it must have been magical to see you reach into an otherwise empty backpack and pull out this cheese :lol

oh god yes haha. :'D this is too much
I was kinda imagining and Elder scroll-y cheesewheel btw. this is perfect RPG stuff.

 

[Jobbs]

You don't want to pressure a women on her quest for cheese and tweezers.

I think I'm physically incapable of being asked for "tweezers or at least some cheese" without then asking what for.

 

[marrec]

oh god yes haha. :'D this is too much
I was kinda imagining and Elder scroll-y cheesewheel btw. this is perfect RPG stuff.

You know when you get to a new town in an RPG and you're super excited to trade for new stuff and then the first guy you find to trade with only has fuckin' cheese in his inventory.

:lol :lol

 

[Spirited]

I think I'm physically incapable of being asked for "tweezers or at least some cheese" without then asking what for.

Isn't it obvious? Eating ofc

 

[JeffZero]

She was obviously on a scavenger hunt for things with the "ee" phoneme.

You done good Jeff.

My god, man.

You cracked the code. It all makes sense now.

 

[marrec]

Oh god that Divinity: Original Sin cheese vendor!

"No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!"

It's truuuuuuuue.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You know when you get to a new town in an RPG and you're super excited to trade for new stuff and then the first guy you find to trade with only has fuckin' cheese in his inventory.

:lol :lol

you think she checked his inventory before approaching him? considering all this I guess he's pretty lucky that he's still walking & didn't get robbed of his coins.

 

[JeffZero]

My cheesy story really came to dominate this page

 

[FUME5]

"That excuse has more holes than..."

 

[Jobbs]

So cheese girl is gone now? You didn't get her number or anything?

 

[JeffZero]

I let that mousy cheesemonger slip away, Jobbs. Cheddar luck next time.

 

[Jobbs]

I really want there to be more to this story. It can't end like this.

 

[marrec]

I really want there to be more to this story. It can't end like this.

Someone should set up a Missed Connections page on Jeff's local Craigslist.

 

[JeffZero]

I suppose I could make this Starbucks my regular morning work station for the next few days and report back should I happen to run into her again.

Be like, "hey, you took some cheese from me the other day. I gotta know, what's the deal?"

I doubt I'll see her again, but I can try...

 

[Jobbs]

I suppose I could make this Starbucks my regular morning work station for the next few days and report back should I happen to run into her again.

Be like, "hey, you took some cheese from me the other day. I gotta know, what's the deal?"

I doubt I'll see her again, but I can try...

Good call. You've got your ice breaker.

 

[FUME5]

I really want there to be more to this story. It can't end like this.

It was then, as the world breathed a sigh of relief, that the emissaries of cheddar struck the definitive blow.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I suppose I could make this Starbucks my regular morning work station for the next few days and report back should I happen to run into her again.

Be like, "hey, you took some cheese from me the other day. I gotta know, what's the deal?"

I doubt I'll see her again, but I can try...

yes! yes! do that! and report back to us. it'll feel like you're on a secret mission

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I am still sitting here trying to figure out the connection between tweezers and cheese.

To get that hard to reach or caked on toe cheese.

 

[Edwardo]

I had a bottle of Kraken once. I blacked out and everyone told me I just kept yelling out Release the Kraken and quoting Pirates of the Caribbean lol.

 

[Trey]

I had a bottle of Kraken once. I blacked out and everyone told me I just kept yelling out Release the Kraken and quoting Pirates of the Caribbean lol.

They left out what you did after yelling release the kraken.

 

[marrec]

I had a bottle of Kraken once. I blacked out and everyone told me I just kept yelling out Release the Kraken and quoting Pirates of the Caribbean lol.

:lol Story checks out, Kraken'll do that to you.

yes! yes! do that! and report back to us. it'll feel like you're on a secret mission

Jeff better accept and update us on this mission or I'm going to take all his cheese.

 

[Numb]

I had a bottle of Kraken once. I blacked out and everyone told me I just kept yelling out Release the Kraken and quoting Pirates of the Caribbean lol.

They just told you the safe stuff you did

 

[Halcyon]

My favorite, but so expensive.

yea my wife got me a bottle over the holiday. I've been going really slow with it because I like having the bottle on the counter. I am a sucker for good marketing.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Kraken is good stuff.

The alarm is going off at my work again. Ugh. There are renovations going on so the alarms keep getting set off and we have to evacuate and stand in the cold rain for an hour. Starting to get annoying. Its always nothing.

 

[trab pu kcip]

:lol Story checks out, Kraken'll do that to you.



Jeff better accept and update us on this mission or I'm going to take all his cheese.

that's actually the only way he can escape NPC-zone...going on a mission himself.
mindblown.gif

 

[Jobbs]

If he marries this girl I want one of his children named after me. Is one small favor too much to ask?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

smooth!

Not being single makes me an expert at smoothness.

I doubt I'll see her again, but I can try...

I suddenly need to live vicariously through you. Please succeed.

Spoiler

The cheesethirst is real.

 

[Halcyon]

Hey guys just headed to the cafe looking for women.

 

[trab pu kcip]

If he marries this girl I want one of his children named after me. Is one small favor too much to ask?

they'll need to have an amount of children equal to the number of members in this thread. only then can it be fair.

Hey guys just headed to the cafe looking for women.

lol

 

[Jobbs]

they'll need to have an amount of children equal to the number of members in this thread. only then can it be fair.

I drew him so I think I get first dibs.

 

[Silphonica]

wouldnt mind a bit of cheese myself

 

[ryseing]

My favorite cheap sushi place just burned down.

Today is an awful, awful day.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Mornin everybody!

 

[Jobbs]

wouldnt mind a bit of cheese myself

 

[marrec]

I drew him so I think I get first dibs.

Okay sure but trab and I get 2nd and 3rd dibs obviously.

Mornin everybody!

Mernin!

 

[LookAtMeGo]

When I was a kid I used to melt blocks of cheese in the microwave and eat it. So good. Has anyone tried Boursin Herb and Garlic cheese? Delicious.
I like cheese.

 

[Silphonica]

I'm joking, but srsly I need to go eat I just woke up. No cheese tho.

 

[friskykillface]

I shall bring cheese with me every time i leave the house now

the ritz cracker cheese kind , cracker x cheese = marriage

 

[Halcyon]

I like a nice Horseraddish cheese and maybe some pretzel crackers if I'm just going to be standing around my grandmothers table picking off cat hair from my new shirt and eating because I don't want to talk to my idiot sister over New Years.

 

[Mr Git]

I've got some of this waiting to be sipped on for my once a week drink tonight

The bottles make really nice candle holders afterwards.

 

[jb1234]

Morning, bros.

 

[Numb]

Hey guys just headed to the cafe looking for women.

Good plan
You will stand out among everyone