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[jb1234]

My gigantic cat, Jack, is insisting he sit on my lap. He takes up my whole lap.

If I reach past him to work, he keeps nipping at my arms.

I'm being bullied. Help.

Aww, he's adorable! I love cats.

I look like a bum 90% of the time. My beard is unruly and my hair is a mess. I always have my work shoes and work clothes on. I try to maintain at least one pair of nice shoes though for when I want to clean up to go out somewhere.

I think you largely pull off the look, though. What do you look like when you shave?

 

[Edwardo]

If im out and about in the fall/winter I'm wearing boots. In the spring/summer it's sneakers. If I'm getting fancy I wear my dress shoes.

 

[Jobbs]

Aww, he's adorable! I love cats.

for you, then

 

[Kaze2212]

for you, then

God dammit.

 

[Armadilo]

Good morning and now I have to get up and go to work

 

[jb1234]

for you, then

My heart is overflowing.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I think you largely pull off the look, though. What do you look like when you shave?

This is the only pic I have on my phone of me without a beard.

 

[KaoticBlaze]

This is the only pic I have on my phone of me without a beard.

Jesus, are you the same person? lol

 

[Jobbs]

Jesus, are you the same person? lol

A beard is all the difference between The Mountain and N'Sync

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Haha. I look waaaay younger without a beard.

Pretty much, Jobbs.

Although I have had a beard for a while now so I do just look older in general now.

 

[jb1234]

This is the only pic I have on my phone of me without a beard.

Whoa. Night and day difference. You pull that look off too, although I'll concede that the adorable dog helps.

 

[Spirited]

What about Docs though

Aw yeah

This guy knows what's up.

 

[KaoticBlaze]

Haha. I look waaaay younger without a beard.

Pretty much, Jobbs.

Although I have had a beard for a while now so I do just look older in gerneral now.

Do you even try to pick up women anymore or do they just come at you in flocks now with the awesome beard?

 

[Jobbs]

Do you even try to pick up women anymore or do they just come at you in flocks now with the awesome beard?

I should stand near him and hope to get hit by some of the woman shrapnel

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Do you even try to pick up women anymore or do they just come at you in flocks now with the awesome beard?

Lol I used to get noticed by girls a lot more pre beard. The demographic has also changed significantly.

 

[KaoticBlaze]

I should stand near him and hope to get hit by some of the woman shrapnel

That's a great idea. I'll stand on the other side with my patchy beard LOL

 

[Jobbs]

That's a great idea. I'll stand on the other side with my patchy beard LOL

no beard for me. on me, I don't like face or especially body hair. yuck.

can look good on other guys though. just talking about me.

 

[marrec]

This guy knows what's up.

The soles on Docs are so huge though.

I do have a pair of natural leather docs that I wear with my light color jeans though, works there.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Strange thing about me is I dont have a stitch of body hair. I dont even have any arm pit hair really. It looks wierd with my shirt off. Like I have a mans head slapped on a boys body.

 

[KaoticBlaze]

no beard for me. on me, I don't like face or especially body hair. yuck.

can look good on other guys though. just talking about me.

I don't like the body hair either. I shave from the privates up every couple of months. Face on the other hand, I tend to keep the beard trimmed and lined up like my picture there. I have tried to grow a full beard once or twice but I always look like a homeless bum and end up trimming it again.

 

[Halcyon]

Lol I used to get noticed by girls a lot more pre beard. The demographic has also changed significantly.

yea I found that women responded much more to me when I was clean shaven or rocking the stubble. I think the whole beard craze is more of a thing guys find cool, than women find attractive. I imagine women who like beards are usually like Sons of Anarchy fans.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Do people actually still wear those? I don't think I've seen a pair of those since the late 90's lol

my ex boyfriend used to wear them. it looked so out of place...casual sweater/hoodie...beanie(which is the best thing anyone can wear at any time)....imo the natural finish to that would be sneakers but noooo fucking moccasins.

What about Docs though

Aw yeah

they're cool!

People make fun of Tom Brady for being the face of male Uggs.

Ugg slippers for men are the gift of the gods.

I can understand that they must be comfy but...sorry just no :S

This is the only pic I have on my phone of me without a beard.

whole pic is the cutest thing ever

 

[marrec]

Strange thing about me is I dont have a stitch of body hair. I dont even have any arm pit hair really. It looks wierd with my shirt off. Like I have a mans head slapped on a boys body.

Seems better than the other way around. I can't grow a proper beard but the rest of my body is hairy. :-/

 

[Jobbs]

Strange thing about me is I dont have a stitch of body hair. I dont even have any arm pit hair really. It looks wierd with my shirt off. Like I have a mans head slapped on a boys body.

Maybe you are the next step of human evolution. Body hair and pubic hair have outlived their evolutionary purpose

I like things to seem clean and proper... so I like my pale hairless body. I'm like an android. Hair is "icky".

 

[KaoticBlaze]

my ex boyfriend used to wear them. it looked so out of place...casual sweater/hoodie...beanie(which is the best thing anyone can wear at any time)....imo the natural finish to that would be sneakers but noooo fucking moccasins.

lol my dad used to wear them around the house when I was a kid. Also I agree about the beanie's, they're the best thing ever.

 

[jb1234]

I look far too young without facial hair, to the point where I can't actually find any good recent pics that I'm willing to share. This is as close as it gets (and it has other perks too):

 

[marrec]

JB do you have a pet possum?

 

[Jobbs]

JB do you have a pet possum?

yeah really what the hell

maybe he's like cinderella and animals are just drawn to him and it found its way to him

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol my dad used to wear them around the house when I was a kid. Also I agree about the beanie's, they're the best thing ever.

I guess it's okay if you're a dad.

I look far too young without facial hair, to the point where I can't actually find any good recent pics that I'm willing to share. This is as close as it gets (and it has other perks too):

b'awww are they usually this big?

 

[JeffZero]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

 

[Spirited]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

LMAO
This is perfect, you got your chance.

 

[jb1234]

yeah really what the hell

maybe he's like cinderella and animals are just drawn to him and it found its way to him

Hahaha! No, a friend of mine has a pet possum. It was a strangely calming experience. I think I was expecting it to be more savage or something.

 

[Professor Lich]

I think there's something wrong with your cat!

Spoiler

That's a cute possum.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I look far too young without facial hair, to the point where I can't actually find any good recent pics that I'm willing to share. This is as close as it gets (and it has other perks too):

Haha aww thats a cute pic.

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

GTFO. No way.

 

[marrec]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

STFU this can't be real life

Hahaha! No, a friend of mine has a pet possum. It was a strangely calming experience. I think I was expecting it to be more savage or something.

Is having a pet possum even legal? lol

 

[LookAtMeGo]

You HAVE to bring some assorted cheeses to class Jeff.

 

[trab pu kcip]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

waaat? I come you didn't notice? maybe she recognized you?

 

[jb1234]

Is having a pet possum even legal? lol

I didn't ask.

I think there's something wrong with your cat!

Hahaha!

 

[Prophet Steve]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

Er mah gerd.

 

[Jobbs]

He's naming the first kid after me, he already said it

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

I look far too young without facial hair, to the point where I can't actually find any good recent pics that I'm willing to share. This is as close as it gets (and it has other perks too):

Why are you hanging with a nasty-ass rat?

 

[JeffZero]

Statistics class didn't start until today. Speaking of which, gotta put my phone away for 75 minutes now.

I am definitely talking to her after class however. She noticed me and thanked me again for the cheese. She isn't getting away that easily. We are going to learn what her deal is.

TODAY.

 

[marrec]

He's naming the first kid after me, he already said it

This is bullshit I want a recount.

 

[Kaze2212]

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

Oh my god. That is perfect.

 

[Turin]

fuck peanut butter.

O. M. G.

Cheese girl. Is in. My. Statistics class.

Oh this'll be good.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Statistics class didn't start until today. Speaking of which, gotta put my phone away for 75 minutes now.

I am definitely talking to her after class however. She noticed me and thanked me again for the cheese. She isn't getting away that easily. We are going to learn what her deal is.

TODAY.

OMG
OMG
I can't believe this is happening *o*
this is crazy!!! good luck!! and don't put your phone away!! you gotta tell us everything :0

 

[jb1234]

I'm gonna need a recap since I think I missed the conversation but who is cheese girl?

 

[Professor Lich]

We'll have to wait 75+ minutes to find out what happens, the suspense!

 

[Kaze2212]

The cliffhanger is real.

 

[Jobbs]

It's destiny. Take things fast. No, wait, take things slow. Okay, how about fast THEN slow.

I'm gonna need a recap since I think I missed the conversation but who is cheese girl?

Rando girl approached him at Starbucks asking if he had tweezers "or at least some cheese". For reasons, he had cheese and nothing else in his backpack. He gave her the cheese and let her go without getting any other information.