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[You Know Nothing]

So, about living with a hundred cats when you grow up...



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1174784

Saw that thread and immediately thought of the earlier conversation. lmao

 

[PirateKing]

You're welcome and my inbox is open to you if you need to talk about anything. Same applies to everyone here really.

I know what else your inbox is open to lol

 

[liliththepale]

Thomas is best cat name

also Mr Froid


I want a cat

Thomas is a human name. A lot of people don't like giving pets human names.

Oh man, Jake Gy--


Goddamnit Jobbs. haha

Seriously, one of the nicest compliments I've ever received was that I reminded someone of Jake Gyllenhaal.

Spoiler

When I had a jawline that one time for like 2 months

Don't sweat it. If there's going to be two Jake Gyllenhaals in the world, there might as well be three. The more the merrier.

 

[Jobbs]

^ Anyone with that many cats has something wrong with them, and I'd worry about the welfare of the cats

Seriously, one of the nicest compliments I've ever received was that I reminded someone of Jake Gyllenhaal.

Spoiler

When I had a jawline that one time for like 2 months

I guess you're living my fantasy, then!

 

[Vazra]

I know what else your inbox is open to lol

What may that be? *innocent face*

 

[Kisaya]

The scent of a thousand cats.

God, I hate cat smell from excessive cats. It's the biggest turn off ever. I'm so glad the cat doesn't stink up the apartment here.

 

[3phemeral]

I know what else your inbox is open to lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

I know what else your inbox is open to lol

He wants to see your missile

Spoiler

you fucking terrorist.

edit: Excellent top of the page post.

 

[friskykillface]

Thomas is a human name. A lot of people don't like giving pets human names.

oh didn't know that, a few of my friends give their pets human names
if you count Normy as a human name which i like haha

I shall call my future cat Signia

 

[Vazra]

 

[3phemeral]

I'm milking that every opportunity I can get

Spoiler

and when "appropriate."

>

 

[FUME5]

Holy shit.

 

[PirateKing]

What may that be? *innocent face*

He wants to see your missile

Spoiler

you fucking terrorist.

edit: Excellent top of the page post.

I dunno i mean he saved it on his phone. Didn't you Bayo?

HAHAHAHA

 

[liliththepale]

Irresponsible vagina portal.

oh didn't know that, a few of my friends give their pets human names
if you count Normy as a human name which i like haha

I shall call my future cat Signia

Eh, don't worry about it. The trend is changing, and I personally have no problem with it, but I've gotten resistance from others before. Your mileage may vary.

 

[Vazra]

I'm milking that every opportunity I can get

Spoiler

and when "appropriate."

>

There is something else you can milk.

I dunno i mean he saved it on his phone. Didn't you Bayo?

Only one but maybe the future ones I should save them.

 

[Jobbs]

Thomas is a human name. A lot of people don't like giving pets human names.

I only give pets human names. If you are going to have a companion for years you may as well give them some dignity.

My cats are Jack and Mel.

I took my uncle and his wife to the cancer centre on Tuesday. He'd been battling if for a while. My mom just told me that we received word from a doctor...and its bad. Apparently it's spread to his lungs and liver (we originally thought it was contained in the skull). We haven't told him or his son aka my cousin yet. My cousin was here a month ago and isn't able to spend to much time with his family because he's studying abroad I don't know what's gonna happen.

Fuck man. Cancers a fucking bitch.

That's awful I'm sorry

 

[SystemBug]

I took my uncle and his wife to the cancer centre on Tuesday. He'd been battling if for a while. My mom just told me that we received word from a doctor...and its bad. Apparently it's spread to his lungs and liver (we originally thought it was contained in the skull). We haven't told him or his son aka my cousin yet. My cousin was here a month ago and isn't able to spend to much time with his family because he's studying abroad I don't know what's gonna happen.

Fuck man. Cancers a fucking bitch.

 

[AcridMeat]

These gifs HAHAHAHA

 

[friskykillface]

haha those gifs are amazing

SUCKED IN THE PORTAL

 

[FUME5]

Stussy lived for 18 years and was a total prick.

Perfect cat, basically.

EDIT

Bayo, I need my mug on that gif for reasons.

 

[liliththepale]

I only give pets human names. If you are going to have a companion for years you may as well give him some dignity.

My cats are Jack and Mel.

Right, but imagine I have two kids (lol) named Jack and Mel. If I'm a presumptive and overprotective parent, you've just told me my kids are no better than your cats.

(lol because kid actually means young goat, and we just use it as a nickname for children)

 

[PirateKing]

Thomas is a human name. A lot of people don't like giving pets human names.

Had a cat and named her Ra's Al Gual.

Only one but maybe the future ones I should save them.

Inb4 you share it on Gaf

I took my uncle and his wife to the cancer centre on Tuesday. He'd been battling if for a while. My mom just told me that we received word from a doctor...and its bad. Apparently it's spread to his lungs and liver (we originally thought it was contained in the skull). We haven't told him or his son aka my cousin yet. My cousin was here a month ago and isn't able to spend to much time with his family because he's studying abroad I don't know what's gonna happen.

Fuck man. Cancers a fucking bitch.

#FuckCancer

 

[Vazra]

Inb4 you share it on Gaf

I dont do that. If I share it would be my own pics which rarely get demands.

 

[3phemeral]

Irresponsible vagina portal.

lol

There is something else you can milk.

In that gif I've ODd on it X.X

 

[Jobbs]

Right, but imagine I have two kids (lol) named Jack and Mel. If I'm a presumptive and overprotective parent, you've just told me my kids are no better than your cats.

(lol because kid actually means young goat, and we just use it as a nickname for children)

There's something sort of humorous about a cat having a really serious name -- it helps us anthropromorphize them, which in turn makes them more entertaining to have around. Pets are at their most entertaining when we are projecting human characteristics onto them.

Beyond that, though, I just don't want to name someone Sparky or Fluffy or whatever. It's not my style.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I give you my 100 cat names:

1. Tom Cat
2. Thomasina
3. Buckwheat
4. Shotgun
5. Lothar
6. Conan
7. Keanu
8. Sir Kittens
9. Jake
10. Johnson
11. Kitty Skywalker
12. Phoebus
13. Phoebe
14. Piss Bucket
15. Little Bastard
16. Cujo
17. Mr. Dum-Dum
18. Scratches
19. Ms. Kitty
20. Piggy
21. Ziggy
22. Stardust
23. David Bowie
24. Chris Pratt
25. Christopher Robin
26. Robin Hood
27. Hercules
28. Meg
29. Levi
30. Axe
31. Lily
32. Tilda
33. Kravitz
34. Leo
35. Theo
36. Robert de Niro
37. Coppola
38. Bill Murray
39. Sex Machine
40. Young Master Harry
41. Dick Whitman
42. Beatmaster Lee
43. The Beast
44. Dildo
45. Hammerhead
46. Spot
47. MacBeth
48. Hamlet
49. Bianca
50. Shakespeare
51. Juliet
52. Amy
53. Amos
54. Andy
55. Blair
56. Burnside
57. Batman
58. Bat Cat
59. Frank
60. Little Woodhouse
61. Bonerhead
62. Whiskers
63. Blue
64. Tulip
65. Tennessee Williams
66. Walker
67. Ranger
68. Vinny
69. Lewis
70. Chaplin
71. Fuckwit
72. Boo
73. Shamus
74. Max
75. Lytton
76. Leatherface
77. Freaky Jason
78. The Bae
79. Fishguts
80. Jay-Z
81. Zoey Quinn
82. Lavender
83. Orson
84. Pervert
85. Steve Jobs
86. Steve Woz
87. Walter Disney
88. Roy Disney
89. Cyndy
90. Cynthia
91. Downton
92. Abeygayl
93. Startyr
94. Scar
95. Simba
96. Ed
97. Lowe
98. Mufasa
99. Cloud
100. Shylock

 

[Vazra]

In that gif I've ODd on it X.X

Different source tho.

 

[Pau]

If I ever get a cat it'll be either Selina or Pangur Ban.

 

[Vazra]

If I ever get a cat I'll name it Dog.

 

[PirateKing]

I dont do that. If I share it would be my own pics which rarely get demands.

Post your nude right here. Dw everyone is ok with it

 

[Professor Beef]

If I ever get a cat it'll be either Selina or Pangur Ban.

Selina for a female cat, Kyle for a male.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I give you my 100 cat names:

1. Tom Cat
2. Thomasina
3. Buckwheat
4. Shotgun
5. Lothar
6. Conan
7. Keanu
8. Sir Kittens
9. Jake
10. Johnson
11. Kitty Skywalker
12. Phoebus
13. Phoebe
14. Piss Bucket
15. Little Bastard
16. Cujo
17. Mr. Dum-Dum
18. Scratches
19. Ms. Kitty
20. Piggy
21. Ziggy
22. Stardust
23. David Bowie
24. Chris Pratt
25. Christopher Robin
26. Robin Hood
27. Hercules
28. Meg
29. Levi
30. Axe
31. Lily
32. Tilda
33. Kravitz
34. Leo
35. Theo
36. Robert de Niro
37. Coppola
38. Bill Murray
39. Sex Machine
40. Young Master Harry
41. Dick Whitman
42. Beatmaster Lee
43. The Beast
44. Dildo
45. Hammerhead
46. Spot
47. MacBeth
48. Hamlet
49. Bianca
50. Shakespeare
51. Juliet
52. Amy
53. Amos
54. Andy
55. Blair
56. Burnside
57. Batman
58. Bat Cat
59. Frank
60. Little Woodhouse
61. Bonerhead
62. Whiskers
63. Blue
64. Tulip
65. Tennessee Williams
66. Walker
67. Ranger
68. Vinny
69. Lewis
70. Chaplin
71. Fuckwit
72. Boo
73. Shamus
74. Max
75. Lytton
76. Leatherface
77. Freaky Jason
78. The Bae
79. Fishguts
80. Jay-Z
81. Zoey Quinn
82. Lavender
83. Orson
84. Pervert
85. Steve Jobs
86. Steve Woz
87. Walter Disney
88. Roy Disney
89. Cyndy
90. Cynthia
91. Downton
92. Abeygayl
93. Startyr
94. Scar
95. Simba
96. Ed
97. Lowe
98. Mufasa
99. Cloud
100. Shylock

This is a top tier list, well done

 

[friskykillface]

Santiago for best cat name

 

[You Know Nothing]

Selina for a female cat, Kyle for a male.

I'm partial to Kale and Breckin.

 

[Pau]

Selina for a female cat, Kyle for a male.

 

[Vazra]

Post your nude right here. Dw everyone is ok with it

LOL I aint getting my ass banned for your entertainment. Plus I'm picky with who I share. If you must see it I can snapchat it to you tho. XOXO

 

[SolVanderlyn]

What about Galahad?

 

[FUME5]

Pretentious name for a penis.

 

[PirateKing]

LOL I aint getting my ass banned for your entertainment. Plus I'm picky with who I share. If you must see it I can snapchat it to you tho. XOXO

No Mod goes through this thread. We're the abandoned. ShiaJustDoIt.gif

Edit: I like the whole team to see it hahaha

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

No Mod goes through this thread. We're the abandoned. ShiaJustDoIt.gif

Sup

 

[Vazra]

Pretentious name for a penis.

FUME5
Pretentious name for a penis
(Today, 02:12 AM)

Do it mods!

Sup

Hi there.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

No Mod goes through this thread.

Sup

PirateKing
Wrong
(Today, 01:13 AM)

 

[PirateKing]

Sup

fuck

y u gotta ruin the fun

 

[Jobbs]

 

[FUME5]

I haven't named it though.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Whew! Last few pages were a doozy.

 

[liliththepale]

If I ever get a cat I'll name it Dog.

My cousins named their dogs Tiger and Bear. At least calling your cat Dog is ironic.

 

[PirateKing]

PirateKing
Wrong
(Today, 01:13 AM)

If i get a tag I want something embarrassing like "Has a small penis" with a pic attached.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Guffawing at this picture and I'm not even drunk. I think it's about bed time.

 

[FUME5]

If i get a tag I want something embarrassing like "Has a small penis" with a pic attached.

That's bait etc...