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[The Wall]

Yes, really.
https://www.lelo.com/blog/lelo-recommends-gateway-vibes/

I feel like I know those round ones are for women, but afraid to find out for sure.

 

[Ceallach]

That's cool.

I've never owned a sex toy. Sex toys for men are kind of disgusting and mostly pointless.

They seem gross, tbh. Like cum goes in, then it just festers? Or like you have to rinse it out every time and how does the lube situation woek.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

sex toys are gross

 

[Jobbs]

They seem gross, tbh. Like cum goes in, then it just festers? Or like you have to rinse it out every time and how does the lube situation woek.

It's just revolting. Guys are disgusting. Our cocks are gross.

Our sex toys look like disembodied vaginas and shit like that, which is way creepier than a simple phallic object. I'm not into butt stuff, but even if I was, anything that goes in the butt is inherently kind of gross.

 

[Jobbs]

I'm curious if any of you can ID this fruit off hand.

This seems almost like a sci fi creation -- Only it's not.

 

[jb1234]

They seem gross, tbh. Like cum goes in, then it just festers? Or like you have to rinse it out every time and how does the lube situation woek.

You have to clean them every time, otherwise they start to smell really disgusting.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Breadfruit?

 

[Lucian Cat]

I was gonna say durian but then they showed the insides. No idea.

 

[Jobbs]

I was gonna say durian but then they showed the insides. No idea.

Haha, I already did durian earlier.

 

[Omikron]

I'm curious if any of you can ID this fruit off hand.

This seems almost like a sci fi creation -- Only it's not.

jackfruit?

 

[Jobbs]

jackfruit?

Yeah, it's jackfruit. It's the largest tree grown fruit, weighing at times up to 80 pounds (I think I read that). Comes from south east asia (I think).

 

[liliththepale]

Can we stick to real fruit please? Thank you.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I hope it's breadfruit. That stuff explodes when you throw it. Grows naturally in Cuba - my father has stories about the breadfruit wars he used to have.

Yeah, it's jackfruit. It's the largest tree grown fruit, weighing at times up to 80 pounds (I think I read that). Comes from south east asia (I think).

Damn, guess not.

Nature always seems so fascinating when you read about it or see it online/in a magazine, but never in real life. I guess civilized areas are boring AF

 

[Jobbs]

I hope it's breadfruit. That stuff explodes when you throw it. Grows naturally in Cuba - my father has stories about the breadfruit wars he used to have.

Damn, guess not.

Nature always seems so fascinating when you read about it or see it online/in a magazine, but never in real life. I guess civilized areas are boring AF

Nature and wildlife native to north america feels so mundane and pedestrian. The crazy shit is everywhere else. I guess it's all a matter of perspective, though.

Can we stick to real fruit please? Thank you.

What on earth is the fun of that? As much as I like your scarily thin apple slice.

 

[Omikron]

Can we stick to real fruit please? Thank you.

Best fruits: Raspberries (also many other berries are close) as well as the difficult to find perfectly ripe peach/apricot.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Mango is the best fruit for juice

Fact

 

[SolVanderlyn]

pink lady apples goat

 

[fengshuifever]

Can we stick to real fruit please? Thank you.

 

[Mr.Mike]

What on earth is the fun of that? As much as I like your scarily thin apple slice.

You could bake it and have apple chips.

 

[Jobbs]

You could bake it and have apple chips.

Dried apple slices are an amazing treat.

For gifs, though, bizarre fruits are more entertaining.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I guess this is breadfruit

 

[Vazra]

I'm curious if any of you can ID this fruit off hand.

This seems almost like a sci fi creation -- Only it's not.

Jackfruit? We have something similar but its not a fruit.

Pana de Pepita

and Panapen/Pana

 

[Turin]

Guess I need to get into fruit.

now you're all crawling out of your holes...I made a shout-out searching for people to come see it with me but nobody volunteered ;_;

I'm in Pennsylvania. D:

I'm awful about getting to the movies anyway. Revenant has been my most anticipated movie since I saw the trailer. I waited till January to see Star Wars. Never got around to seeing Mad Max in theaters(should have).

sex toys are gross

Butt plugs certainly are.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Butt plugs certainly are.

lol that amiibo thread

 

[Jintor]

I'm curious if any of you can ID this fruit off hand.

This seems almost like a sci fi creation -- Only it's not.

looks like a really wet durian?

/edit ew, jackfruit. nope. king of fruits for all time plz.

 

[Jobbs]

Nutfruit.

Okay I'm done for now.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Butt plugs certainly are.

Hahahahaha.

It's funny because I have more context.

 

[Jintor]

Haha, I already did durian earlier.

that person isn't using a nearly big enough clever for durian

 

[SRG01]

It's totally jackfruit. I can tell by the seeds and flesh.

Dried jackfruit is also amazing.

 

[Lucian Cat]

<3

 

[LookAtMeGo]

You guys sure like your fruits.

 

[Vazra]

Hahahahaha.

It's funny because I have more context.

Do not use a buttplug when you have diarrhea or when constipated.

Zack and Miri Scat Scene came to mind.

You guys sure like your fruits.

It does make something sweeter afterall.

 

[PirateKing]

Mango is the best fruit for juice

Fact

Mango = sex x2

 

[SRG01]

Mango = sex x2

I realized at some point in my adulthood that I didn't really care for mango. It's too sweet for me.

 

[Jintor]

if you haven't had to cleave your own durian in half over two-week old newspaper in a stinking-hot kampung house in a malaysian wet summer and then devour the flesh with your bare hands you haven't lived

 

[Baroquemantic]

Nutfruit.

Okay I'm done for now.

That looks like an alien testicle

 

[liliththepale]

Do not use a buttplug when you have diarrhea or when constipated.

Zack and Miri Scat Scene came to mind.

lol, I made that mistake one time. The details are too gross even for this thread.

Mango is the best fruit for juice

Fact

No, grapefruit.

 

[SRG01]

if you haven't had to cleave your own durian in half over two-week old newspaper in a stinking-hot kampung house in a malaysian wet summer and then devour the flesh with your bare hands you haven't lived

I prefer to freeze then cleave it. Makes the flesh easier to separate... and makes the durian taste like ice cream!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Mango is a great juice.

Black currant juice is everything tho

 

[Baroquemantic]

lol, I made that mistake one time. The details are too gross even for this thread.




No, grapefruit.

No, peach.

 

[Turin]

lol that amiibo thread

Hahahahaha.

It's funny because I have more context.

Do not use a buttplug when you have diarrhea or when constipated.

 

[Ceallach]

I think we have all had bad times while experimenting with butt stuff

 

[Jobbs]

I think we have all had bad times while experimenting with butt stuff

I've never put anything in my butt for pleasure. I thought I was normal...

 

[PirateKing]

Watermelon is best fucking fruit you guys have shit taste

I think we have all had bad times while experimenting with butt stuff

Go on

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I think we have all had bad times while experimenting with butt stuff

I have no immediate plans for such things

 

[SRG01]

Mango is a great juice.

Black currant juice is everything tho

They use grape juice in everything over here... I suppose they both have rather neutral tastes?

 

[Vazra]

I've never put anything in my butt for pleasure. I thought I was normal...

But it makes the orgasm so much better tho. Nothing wrong with experimenting a bit.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I've never put anything in my butt for pleasure. I thought I was normal...

I have no immediate plans for such things

Yeah, this. And never will.

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah, this. And never will.

A few years ago my nutritionist had me using rectal suppositories. Putting things up your ass is such an unnatural and uncomfortable feeling -- At least for me -- I don't understand the appeal of doing it for recreation. Maybe I need more info.

 

[liliththepale]

I've never put anything in my butt for pleasure. I thought I was normal...

How do you contain the curiosity?