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[Koobion]

Lesbian marriage ended a year ago, she's heading to Thailand in a few months to get D's, believes in fate and a whole lot of other shit I don't have time to type while I'm at the urinal.

Seems like another standard date then.

Does she realize she's dating Axel? AKA Johnny Millennium? AKA Guile?

Which Streets of Rage character *is* she?

 

[Halcyon]

Rocket Launch

Epic

 

[Ceallach]

Gun shoot day. Shooting M16s.

Here at the range, with my SAMI(small arms marksmanship instructor) hat on. My favorite days.

 

[Halcyon]

Gun shoot day. Shooting M16s.

Here at the range, with my SAMI(small arms marksmanship instructor) hat on. My favorite days.

Sounds fun. I want to shoot trap. It's the only thing i'm good at.

 

[FUME5]

Gun shoot day. Shooting M16s.

Here at the range, with my SAMI(small arms marksmanship instructor) hat on. My favorite days.

I think you should be here instead.

 

[Silphonica]

Gun shoot day. Shooting M16s.

Here at the range, with my SAMI(small arms marksmanship instructor) hat on. My favorite days.

when i was in work yesterday, for some reason this crossed my mind, the second part of your name. briec, in scotland that means underwear. As in "pull up your briecs" thought you otter know.

unrelated note.

Last day at work. exhausted as fuck. getting sick of wholewheat pasta and sardines for my work lunches, suggestions pls.

also, im sorry but i will always love meat.

 

[Transhuman]

First you'l need some ghee. It's like butter. According to wikipedia ghee is:
"A 15-year-old boy pulled from ruins 5 days after the powerful April 2015 Nepal earthquake survived on nothing but two cans of ghee"
How about that!

The ghee while melt like butter in the pan like butter.

Next you want to put the premixed pancake mix into the pan until it spreads in a nice even circle if you don't have premixed pancake mix you're shit out of luck because I don't know how to make it and I refuse to find out

Once the pancake has spread you want to add the granulated peanuts. The wikipedia article on peanuts was realy big so you've probably heard of them already. They even made a movie.

Once you notice the bottom is getting golden brown or when you see tiny bubbles on the pancake you want to add more ghee to the pan, and after the ghee has melted you want to flip the pancake again

after the pancake is done and you flip it over it should look like this

Then you add maple syrup or straberries or lemons I don't know what the fuck rich white people do these days.

Now you have the energy to fulfil the pressing tasks that the internet demands of you

http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/

 

[Halcyon]

I like banana pancakes with walnuts.

 

[Transhuman]

Did you see those bland-ass pancakes in that breakfast thread? they literally made me gag

 

[3phemeral]

Those are a little too burnt for my liking. I cook mine like this:

 

[Halcyon]

my preggo wife has been craving pancakes lately because I looked in the cupboard and there's 4 different types of pancake mix and she got home-made blueberry syrup and a giant bottle of pure maple syrup.

I'm not complaining.

 

[Dennis]

Now I really want a desk weasel.

 

[FUME5]

Trashuman.

*EDIT*

Addendum to previous posts:

I think we're going to be good friends.

 

[Jobbs]

my preggo wife has been craving pancakes lately because I looked in the cupboard and there's 4 different types of pancake mix and she got home-made blueberry syrup and a giant bottle of pure maple syrup.

I'm not complaining.

Does she crave pickles ever?

 

[Halcyon]

Does she crave pickles ever?

not really. She hasn't done anything all that weird. She just eats alot of ice cream.



I crave pickles though. Clausen pickles. Shove those crunchy poles down my throat.

 

[FUME5]

when i was in work yesterday, for some reason this crossed my mind, the second part of your name. briec, in scotland that means underwear. As in "pull up your briecs" thought you otter know.

unrelated note.

Last day at work. exhausted as fuck. getting sick of wholewheat pasta and sardines for my work lunches, suggestions pls.

also, im sorry but i will always love meat.

Vidjas and story time tomorrow.

Does she crave pickles ever?

Sliced.

 

[Jobbs]

not really. She hasn't done anything all that weird. She just eats alot of ice cream.



I crave pickles though. Clausen pickles. Shove those crunchy poles down my throat.

I crave pickles and I heard that's a common pregnancy craving. :: types out sentence indicating shrugging ::

 

[iosefe]

hi everybody, how was your night?

last night i helped a priest administer last rights

 

[Halcyon]

I crave pickles and I heard that's a common pregnancy craving. :: types out sentence indicating shrugging ::

Well then we need to check for a baby :: snaps rubber glove ::

 

[FloatOn]

why are there burnt ass pancakes in my thread

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This is truly the perfect pancake.

Slightly burnt pancakes are awesome, GTFO haters

 

[Koobion]

Now I really want a desk weasel.

Painfully adorable.

 

[Jobbs]

Painfully adorable.

I may be soulless but the first thing I think is "weasel poop everywhere on my desk" and "it's going to chew up wires and shit".

 

[Armadilo]

So....it's raining🌂☔💧

 

[Risgroo]

Weasels suck

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Why the hell does anyone use pre-made pancake mix? It is so simple to make from scratch.

/me shakes cane at clouds

 

[You Know Nothing]

First you'l need some ghee. It's like butter. According to wikipedia ghee is:
"A 15-year-old boy pulled from ruins 5 days after the powerful April 2015 Nepal earthquake survived on nothing but two cans of ghee"
How about that!

The ghee while melt like butter in the pan like butter.

Next you want to put the premixed pancake mix into the pan until it spreads in a nice even circle if you don't have premixed pancake mix you're shit out of luck because I don't know how to make it and I refuse to find out

Once the pancake has spread you want to add the granulated peanuts. The wikipedia article on peanuts was realy big so you've probably heard of them already. They even made a movie.

Once you notice the bottom is getting golden brown or when you see tiny bubbles on the pancake you want to add more ghee to the pan, and after the ghee has melted you want to flip the pancake again

after the pancake is done and you flip it over it should look like this

Then you add maple syrup or straberries or lemons I don't know what the fuck rich white people do these days.

Now you have the energy to fulfil the pressing tasks that the internet demands of you

http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/je...s-girlfriends/

Send me a pancake in the mail. I'm sure it won't be too moldy by the time it gets here.

 

[FUME5]

Why the hell does anyone use pre-made pancake mix? It is so simple to make from scratch.

/me shakes cane at clouds

Trashuman trolling you ..

 

[Vazra]

hi everybody, how was your night?

last night i helped a priest administer last rights

I slept from 11:20- 2:34ish am. Crashed around 8am til 11:30am.

Not bad I suppose.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Good morning, everybody!

 

[Vazra]

Good morning, everybody!

But its 1:33pm tho?

 

[Fluvian]

But its 1:33pm tho?

What are you talking about? it's 5:35. It's almost like time is different in other places....No that's ridiculous.

 

[Baroquemantic]

But its 1:33pm tho?

Hush you!

 

[FloatOn]

well all done with work today

but I still have 4 hours left to hang out in the office

I need you people to entertain me

 

[Vazra]

What are you talking about? it's 5:35. It's almost like time is different in other places....No that's ridiculous.

But its 1:42 now. (Im messing with ya'll)

well all done with work today

but I still have 4 hours left to hang out in the office

I need you people to entertain me

*pole dances*

 

[Koobion]

well all done with work today

but I still have 4 hours left to hang out in the office

I need you people to entertain me

How do you want me?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

My work said my beard looks unruly and that I have to trim it down a lot. This upsets me.

 

[Koobion]

My work said my beard looks unruly and that I have to trim it down a lot. This upsets me.

I would be enraged. Fuck that.

 

[Baroquemantic]

My work said my beard looks unruly and that I have to trim it down a lot. This upsets me.

You should be. Your beard is awesome.

 

[Vazra]

How do you want me?

If he doesnt answer.

Ponytail
Black tshirt
Black undies
on my bed for some Metal and chill.

 

[DrM]

For the first time in last two weeks, I am going to a pub. But only for a beer or two, I must be up at 7 am tomorrow morning

 

[Koobion]

If he doesnt answer.

Ponytail
Black tshirt
Black undies
on my bed for some Metal and chill.

How did you know I like Metal & chill?

*equips requisite attire*

 

[Vazra]

How did you know I like Metal & chill?

*equips requisite attire*

Something about the hair gave me those Metal vibes and everyone likes to chill I believe.

Now the question is what type of Metal are you into? Hmmmmm

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I would be enraged. Fuck that.

I know. God damn company policy is fucking dated as fuck.

You should be. Your beard is awesome.

Thanks man. I mean, I get complimwnts on it from coworkers and guests pretty much every day. I groom it and its well kept. I dont know why they care so much. I work on the fucking loading dock and deal with truck drivers all day. They dont give a shit if I have a beard or not. Fucking hell.

 

[Jobbs]

Your beard being too long might scare the truckdrivers, bro.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Your beard being too long might scare the truckdrivers, bro.

This one drivers beard puts mine to shame.

I think it offends people in the caffeteria when I have to wipe food out of it after every bite and that I eat with my hands. I look like a savage to these people.
I also make growling noises when I rip the flesh of the bones with my teeth.

 

[FloatOn]

My work said my beard looks unruly and that I have to trim it down a lot. This upsets me.

that's bullshit

my beard is a fucking birds nest and I have a cushy office job

now on the subject of metal - I can only take it in small doses and I can only enjoy it ironically. I just can't seem to take it seriously anymore. it's all about depressing folk music, wussy shoegaze and nostalgic chillwaves for me these days

 

[Koobion]

Something about the hair gave me those Metal vibes and everyone likes to chill I believe.

Now the question is what type of Metal are you into? Hmmmmm

Melodic death metal

 

[Vazra]

Melodic death metal

Are you into Sentenced? If so you will be getting a marriage proposal.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Trashuman trolling you ..

There were other mentions of pancake mixes, too. EDIT: that was less about pancakes than I was expecting.

But its 1:33pm tho?

Wait, where do you live? Not used to many people in GAF in my timezone.