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[Jin34]

No good reason, unless you're getting laid every night, even if that is the case you still should. There is nothing worse than getting a hand job from most girls, I usually want to be like "Stop, this is how you do it".

Shit I thought I was the only one, most girls are in serious need of handjob classes.

 

[alex chilton]

Masturbating?

Edging is so much more fun.

Makes my dick bigger and harder and shoot across the room.

holy shit, this place has a forum, with guys posting their penis enlarging routines and their gains lol

 

[Smiles and Cries]

4 Wives

 

[Monocle]

Mormons are fun!

http://ldolphin.org/mormon.html

some highlights:


Ted Bundy was used over and over. I remember keeping on hearing about how he was into porn and masturbation and that lead him to be a murderer and we could be the same.

It's pretty sick that kids are taught this stuff. Instructions like those demand solid verifiable evidence before they should be taken as a guide to healthy behavior, and naturally none is provided. No wonder so many religious people feel ashamed about their normal bodily functions.

 

[Ellis Kim]

video: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

This is amazing. This lady. She can't be real. She's borderline cartoony. There's no way she's seriously like that. The random somber cello was great, lol.

 

[agrajag]

I masturbate so much that I find it hard to nut through vaginal intercourse on the rare occasion that I get laid.

 

[besada]

Wrist injury. That's the best reason I can think of to stop. Or friction burns.

 

[Hawkian]

This is amazing. This lady. She can't be real. She's borderline cartoony. There's no way she's seriously like that. The random somber cello was great, lol.

That's a clip from Louis CK's show.

 

[enzo_gt]

This thread, alongside linking me back to the old sexual dysfunction thread is making me insecure as fuck.

The Contest was an enlightening experience but I slipped back into my routine afterwards, even though I said I wouldn't.

Gonna try the once a week thing, but I'll be damned if I don't also rely on it as a form of natural nyquil.

 

[SapientWolf]

Oh god, when I believed in god i would feel guilty as fuck jacking off on Sundays.

If you do it on Christmas that's called Christmasturbating.

 

[ReaperXL7]

Death? thats the only thing that would stop me....

 

[scorcho]

Wrist injury. That's the best reason I can think of to stop. Or friction burns.

use a fleshlight you rookie.

 

[Monocle]

If you do it on Christmas that's called Christmasturbating.

I call it "frosting Santa's cookies."

 

[Lambtron]

If you're not doing anything other than masturbating in your life cutting it back might be a good idea. But whatever, it's healthy and it's good for you and it's fun and it's free so what the fuck. Jerk to your heart's content.

 

[davepoobond]

1) if it hurts
2) if you're jerkin it too hard
3) if you pulled it off
4) if you broke it
5) if you bleed each time you do it
6) if you beat it for 30+ minutes to no avail and its not even enjoyable

 

[scoobs]

ya there's a reason to stop jerking off... if you've just finished.

 

[akira28]

You just finished?

edit: beated? ffuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[industrian]

No good reason, unless you're getting laid every night, even if that is the case you still should. There is nothing worse than getting a hand job from most girls, I usually want to be like "Stop, this is how you do it".

I must have jerked off like 3 times this year. Having a girlfriend did that to me. No will to do it whatsoever whilst I was getting laid 2-4 times a week.

And yes, most girls are fucking terrible at cooking beef stroke-one-off.

 

[Yasser]

 

[Sarcasm]

Yea.

 

[jmdajr]

If you aren't getting any...there is no reason to stop unless you have some unfortunate medical condition. Otherwise, enjoy!

 

[Cow Mengde]

Oh yeah, what happened to the no masturbating thread from 2 months ago? Who won? Did anyone win?

 

[Pancakes]

Oh yeah, what happened to the no masturbating thread from 2 months ago? Who won? Did anyone win?

Google won.

 

[Raiden]

If you havent masturbated for a while, the less attractive girls becore more attractive. So thats a plus, a con is when you unload in them you'll want to get the fuck out of there.

 

[Emily Chu]

September 1st is No FAP month whos in GAF ?

 

[ErnieMcCracken]

Reason to stop? You could end up like this guy.

 

[Shadow780]

Also, good material.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Google won.

I can't find the thread. The search function sucks.

 

[Pancakes]

I can't find the thread. The search function sucks.

Because it was deleted.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Because it was deleted.

Oh... so nobody won?

 

[MarkMclovin]

Trying to find a reason to stop wanking, for me, is like trying to find a reason to stop breathing.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Oh... so nobody won?

Nope. Google Ads apparently has in its TOS that material on sites can't be that overtly sexual, hence why that and sexual advice threads are a no-no now.

 

[Dilly]

Will try the 7-day cycle thing.

 

[Bisnic]

There's no good reasons to stop, because in the end its always like this :

Brain : Alright, i won't do it today.
Penis : HAND, COME TO ME!
Hand : YES MASTER!

 

[Twilight Princess]

that christian girl is cute as fuck O_O

 

[Prince of Space]

Every time you masturbate, George Lucas makes changes to the Star Wars OT. Keep jerkin' it, GAF!

 

[Plywood]

that christian girl is cute as fuck O_O

She's an actress playing a christian.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Reason #1: there is a world of pussy out there to splash into. Take what is yours.

 

[cacophony]

Because you will DIE

 

[JaskoX1]

Hey GAF, I'm 17

should I stop masturbating?

dude, you'll need viagra when you're like, 21.

 

[Gilgamesh]

here's a good blog about it in relation to dating. http://themodernsavage.com/2009/02/04/effects-of-male-masturbation-on-attracting-women/

Interesting. This article has convinced me to masturbate less.

 

[GillianSeed79]

Oh god, when I believed in god i would feel guilty as fuck jacking off on Sundays.

Try faping on Good Friday. Bonus points if you fap after watching Passion of The Christ on Good Friday.

 

[Tornado Condor]

The Contest was pure torture. I was a horny beast after a week of no fapping.

 

[Jeels]

Increased dopamine levels from not being hyper stimulated constantly will mean you'll enjoy life more, especially the simple things. In time your brain will come back into balance, like when you was a child and spent more time living in the present moment.

Can anyone expand on this? Kind of interesting.

 

[Otrebor Nightmarecoat]

Only stop jacking it if you depend too much on it. As in doing it every day.



True fappers use a [NSFW]Dragon Fleshlight[NSFW]

 

[HeadlessRoland]

A lack of flesh on your penis. Jacking off once a day is excessive? I must have some form of mental disease then. Ive whacked off 1-2's a day for over a decade.

 

[SmellyHands]

Interesting. This article has convinced me to masturbate less.

I disagree with that article. Say you're dating someone and you don't masturbate for like three weeks and then one night you finally get some. Faster than Emeril can say BAM! and you're done. Awkwardness ensues and phone calls aren't returned. On a normal masturbation routine you can stay in the game longer and drive the winning run home.

 

[thisis4neogaf]

+ feels good
+ can take as much or as little time as you like
+ free
+ no std's

- a bitch to clean up off your stomach at times, especially if it gets into your bellybutton
- you'll end up with one arm noticeably bigger than the other

So yea, why stop, pros far outweigh the cons

Just on a related note, I like to squish it in my belly button to make squishy noises. It's fun and I highly recommend trying it.

Spoiler

I'm a girl so it may be that I like to play with it because I don't have any of my own sperm to play with.

 

[SolKane]

There's one thing you should know OP. Of course, this thread might not be serious but just in case it was...

Masturbation isn't bad. But as with everything (yes, everything even including drinking water), exagerration can lead to bad stuff. Say, if you masturbate for years, everyday or two (regularly whatever) but at the same time you never have "real" sex with a women, this might not end good.

-You might grow dependant on your mind stimulation that will slowly worsen your "tactile" stimulation and affect even your imagination for sex stimulation since your head is accustomed to not work at all and just looking at pics and vids.
-Your hand can render sex very mechanical. This could lead to uneasyness having to "work it out" with a real women. Ultimately you could depend on your hand (that always gives the perfect feeling) and have problems feeling a vagina instead.

Anyhow, in short, masturbation is absolutely benefital --- at the right dose and while you continue having sex with "real" women.

Good post, I have the same issue

 

[Timedog]

There is only one reason to stop and that is its potential life. Figuring that each sperm is unique you are essentially not keeping that specfic potential swimmer a chance given the chance that you do get laid and are actively seeking to have a child. So in effect you are changing the future should you ever have kids. With that said Ive heard sperm is killed off whether you ejaculate or not, so its going to die anyway.

What the fuck is this pile of bullshit? It kind of sounds awesome