There's a difference in personal taste and quality.
But I expect more dumb answers that are around this level.
"Our open-world map is x times bigger than [ridiculously big but very shallow game]'s map"
Bad reviews across the board.
Shit controls
When mirrors don't have a reflection
It's made by Swery.
Not sure why you think that's a dumb answer. I don't like games that are super light on gameplay and are basically just interactive movies where you walk around reading/listening to things. I usually see people praising those games as great experiences if they happen to like it while comments on gameplay is kept at a minimum. I mostly think those are bad games and it's a red flag that it's something I wouldn't enjoy. An example of a game I'm describing is Gone Home. I think those kinds of games are bad and not something I care for. I don't have anything against those that like them or anything. I just think they're poo.