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[Archaix]

Did I really just sit through all of The Dance of Birth? I'm going to be ill.


Oh, and now I'm being indoctrinated into a pizza cult. Super.

 

[Deputy Dangle]

Chuck Entertainment Cheese!

 

[slabrock]

let's all chuck-e-size

 

[SmithnCo]

MY TRANSFORMATION INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES IS COMPLETE

 

[Valtýr]

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, JEWEL.

 

[Sharp]

"You brush your hair every day to look good, why not Chuck E.'s?"

 

[Grinchy]

Wow, this is legitimately interesting to me. You'd never think about actually doing this job.

 

[peteykirch]

 

[Deputy Dangle]

Houston, we have contact.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

What the fuck was with that "convince the kids to let you touch them" shit?

 

[peteykirch]

So so creepy

 

[slabrock]

why has no child punched the mascot in the crotch yet?

 

[SmithnCo]

He could get away with almost anything!

 

[peteykirch]

Jerry Sandusky would be taking down notes on this Chuck E Cheese training tape.

 

[Sharp]

I usually hate reading sexual overtones in places where there are none, but this really reads like a pedophilia instruction video.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

this is a pedophile training video

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"Who can spank Chuck-E"

Dead. I'm Dead.

 

[Aegus]

This is the worst thing I've seen all day and I've browsed the WTF of reddit.

 

[slabrock]

too bad they didn't have a show biz pizza bear video for Dick the Birthday Boy

 

[jayu26]

Time for Gorilla Interrupted?
Edit: Oh yeah!

 

[Deputy Dangle]

But who was Cookie???

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Who the hell is Cookie?

 

[Mannequin]

Gorilla Interrupted

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Cookie's parents were paid handsomely by ShowBiz Pizza, Inc. to keep quiet.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

:lol

Young Jay and Mike.

 

[Archaix]

I almost didn't recognize young Jay until he started talking.


Also, the Rich Evans anthology gag just got even better.

 

[Moaradin]

holy shit I've never seen this before lmao

 

[Grinchy]

what the quark is a fuck

 

[plasmawave]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.

 

[UrbanRats]

Didn't know that was a thing. That's shitty.

Me neither.

Hopefully they'll upload anything particularly interesting.

 

[Grinchy]

This movie is fucking ridiculous but I can't stop watching for some reason.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Does anyone know if this is the original or the 2013 re-master?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

 

[peteykirch]

 

[QualityPixel]

Well, I'm a monkey now.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Did I buy bananas?

 

[Kinyou]

I really hope there'll be a new plinkett review. It's about time

 

[Grinchy]

Well, I'm a monkey now.

that was definitely the highlight of the movie for me

 

[SmithnCo]

I'd watch an entire move of Rich Evans stumbling and falling over shit.

 

[QualityPixel]

I'd watch an entire move of Rich Evans stumbling and falling over shit.

Isn't Space Cop going to star Rich?

 

[DrForester]

Mikes accent is the best part of this movie.

 

[John Dunbar]

justin.tv is totally unwatchable to me. constantly getting that "maximum number of streams for your country" message. christmas is ruined.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

This is amazing. They look so young.

 

[Grinchy]

I can't believe they had enough money to fly to Mars to film this sequence.

 

[Alric]

Finally, some movies to commit seppuku to.

 

[strobogo]

What the fuck happened to Rich? He looks to have gained 100 pounds and aged 15 years in about 4.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

"Holy shit! Monkey-Man's going to fight Satan!"

Line of the movie.

 

[Archaix]

What the fuck happened to Rich? He looks to have gained 100 pounds and aged 15 years in about 4.

This was done in 2003

 

[UrbanRats]

justin.tv is totally unwatchable to me. constantly getting that "maximum number of streams for your country" message. christmas is ruined.

Yeah as i said above, i'm getting the same message.

 

[strobogo]

This was done in 2003

There are videos on the site from like 2008 and he was significantly lighter. He put on a ton of weight in a hurry.