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Remember that mysterious Asian Youtube girl?

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DoctorWho said:
That video is kind of sad to watch. She spends a lot of time trying to hide her teeth when she shows up but you can tell she just wants to smile and is thrilled with excitement. Made me really sorry for her. Maybe 4chan should get together and buy her braces.

Agreed. I was never attracted to her disgustingly faux cute YouTube videos and the attention-whoring was annoying, but it's tough to stay mad when she has obvious self-image issues. You could tell she wanted to smile but was keeping her mouth shut as best as she could, and when she couldn't help it she awkwardly covered her mouth EVERY TIME.
 
I find this all fascinating.

The Japanese-obsession gene is indeed present in women. I've been under the impression that only men suffered from this phenomenon.


PS - There was a girl in high school who had teeth like that. She got braces in college and looks pretty good now.

I'm sure if this girl came up with a PayPal Braces Donation button, there are enough perverts out there to get it done. There might even be enough left over for a whitening.
 
Jamesfrom818 said:
Reon Kadena, a gravure model, also has some messed up teeth but not nearly as bad as those. Sheesh...

I think she only has one messed up incisor or something. She otherwise has the cutest face and the nicest boobs ever!
 
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Ahh, fuck the teeth. that video was awful to watch though, brutal...
 
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Dental plan!
Magibon needs braces.
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Magibon needs braces.
Dental plan!
Magibon needs braces.
Dental plan!
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She looks like she might belong to the Pynchon family:

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Seriously, this bitch is a fine example of how the internet has disturbed the delicate societal divide between ugly and attractive, allowing some of the most hideous beasts to falsely inflate their self-esteem by posting images shot from obscure isometric angles that make them look 100x better. Fat bitches do this all the time with the "birds eye view" camera angles. Also, it's not just this girl's teeth that look bad, but also her chin. She was ingenious in hiding both of those in the video, however -- so at least she isn't ugly AND stupid.
 
lol. ps my firned thats japanese said that she sounds like shes a western person trying to speak japanese...maybe theres more to the conspiracy!!!!
 
I figured she wouldn't look good at all angles. She always keeps the camera in that top down angle. And the lighting plays a big part. Bad teeth was pretty obvious.

K.Jack said:

:o~
 
This discussion is really somewhat of a social commentary on modern standards for beauty. On the one side are those who thought she looked adorable before but now react in shock to uneven teeth. On the other are those who criticised her as a fake-cute attention whore, but now feel sorry for her because she isn't perfect.

Hollywood and Madison Avenue have a long history of pumping images of superhuman beauty upon the masses, a beauty which is unobtainable to the majority who lack the financial means to procure it. And yet, society continues to hungrily consume images of this shallow and artificial perfection with its breast augmentation, hair coloration and extentions, dental veneers, botox, liposuction, and all manner of cosmetic surgery. Not that this is anything new. For ages make up, wigs and expensive clothing have separated the haves from the have nots, but now we go beyond the wrappings and into modifying the human body itself. And lest ye think this is just about the ladies, men are increasingly consuming hair coloring, dental and surgical services in the frantic quest to look like the ideal man.

Quite frankly, I can't tell the modern starlets apart half the time. They have the unimaginative, uniform appearance of mass produced automobiles coming off an assembly line. Given my druthers, I'd rather look upon the imperfections and blemishes that accompany natural beauty than gaze on these inanimate golems that vanity and modern medical science have unleashed upon us. I knew a girl back in college who appeared to be quite pretty, but up close I could see that she caked on an extremely thick layer of foundation make up. It was so heavy that I could have stuck a finger in each of her nostrils and a thumb in her mouth and carried her around like a bowling ball. I couldn't help thinking "Girls are made of sugar and spice and artificial coloring". It was a big turn off.

Anyhow, off the soapbox and back to the discussion. If we were to hypothetically ignore the controlled environment portrayed in the YouTube videos, we'd see a young lady with pretty eyes and hair, a nice figure, and a crooked incisor. The whole being the sum of its parts, she'd still be considered attractive. Whether that's good enough in the 21st century where money and a deftly handled scalpel can alter the human form as easily as a tailor can custom fit a suit of clothes is a question I'll leave to the philosophers.
 
Turnip Truck said:
This discussion is really somewhat of a social commentary on modern standards for beauty. On the one side are those who thought she looked adorable before but now react in shock to uneven teeth. On the other are those who criticised her as a fake-cute attention whore, but now feel sorry for her because she isn't perfect.

Hollywood and Madison Avenue have a long history of pumping images of superhuman beauty upon the masses, a beauty which is unobtainable to the majority who lack the financial means to procure it. And yet, society continues to hungrily consume images of this shallow and artificial perfection with its breast augmentation, hair coloration and extentions, dental veneers, botox, liposuction, and all manner of cosmetic surgery. Not that this is anything new. For ages make up, wigs and expensive clothing have separated the haves from the have nots, but now we go beyond the wrappings and into modifying the human body itself. And lest ye think this is just about the ladies, men are increasingly consuming hair coloring, dental and surgical services in the frantic quest to look like the ideal man.

Quite frankly, I can't tell the modern starlets apart half the time. They have the unimaginative, uniform appearance of mass produced automobiles coming off an assembly line. Given my druthers, I'd rather look upon the imperfections and blemishes that accompany natural beauty than gaze on these inanimate golems that vanity and modern medical science have unleashed upon us. I knew a girl back in college who appeared to be quite pretty, but up close I could see that she caked on an extremely thick layer of foundation make up. It was so heavy that I could have stuck a finger in each of her nostrils and a thumb in her mouth and carried her around like a bowling ball. I couldn't help thinking "Girls are made of sugar and spice and artificial coloring". It was a big turn off.

Anyhow, off the soapbox and back to the discussion. If we were to hypothetically ignore the controlled environment portrayed in the YouTube videos, we'd see a young lady with pretty eyes and hair, a nice figure, and a crooked incisor. The whole being the sum of its parts, she'd still be considered attractive. Whether that's good enough in the 21st century where money and a deftly handled scalpel can alter the human form as easily as a tailor can custom fit a suit of clothes is a question I'll leave to the philosophers.


Fantastic post.
 
btkadams said:
lol. ps my firned thats japanese said that she sounds like shes a western person trying to speak japanese...maybe theres more to the conspiracy!!!!


Her Japanese is garbage, her conversation is of the most basic level.

The creepy thing is she has all of the Japanese mannerisms down though, the hand covering the mouth etc... No conspiracy here my friend, she's just an average looking girl who happens to have a major Japanese fetish.
 
I really feel sorry for this girl. She's pretty, but her genes just cursed her with some bad teeth. Severely misaligned teeth is actually a problem in Asia. I'm just grateful that I was born with a more-or-less good set of teeth... I actually have a gene that gives an extra front tooth. My twin brother got it right in front and made his front teeth crooked, so he had it removed. I luckily just had one adult tooth fall out instead and the new tooth grew in perfectly in its place. It was kind of weird.

PS. If I'm looking at those photos properly, no amount of dental braces would fix that. She needs to see an orthodontist and have surgery. And that's expensive.
 
Absinthe said:
Fantastic post.

Disagreed. Not that I don't agree with his assessment of Hollyweird's vanity and the unhealthy materialism it promotes, but it sounds like an accusation against anyone who doesn't find this particular girl attractive because she has a busted grill.
 
Turnip Truck said:
This discussion is really somewhat of a social commentary on modern standards for beauty. On the one side are those who thought she looked adorable before but now react in shock to uneven teeth. On the other are those who criticised her as a fake-cute attention whore, but now feel sorry for her because she isn't perfect.

Hollywood and Madison Avenue have a long history of pumping images of superhuman beauty upon the masses, a beauty which is unobtainable to the majority who lack the financial means to procure it. And yet, society continues to hungrily consume images of this shallow and artificial perfection with its breast augmentation, hair coloration and extentions, dental veneers, botox, liposuction, and all manner of cosmetic surgery. Not that this is anything new. For ages make up, wigs and expensive clothing have separated the haves from the have nots, but now we go beyond the wrappings and into modifying the human body itself. And lest ye think this is just about the ladies, men are increasingly consuming hair coloring, dental and surgical services in the frantic quest to look like the ideal man.

Quite frankly, I can't tell the modern starlets apart half the time. They have the unimaginative, uniform appearance of mass produced automobiles coming off an assembly line. Given my druthers, I'd rather look upon the imperfections and blemishes that accompany natural beauty than gaze on these inanimate golems that vanity and modern medical science have unleashed upon us. I knew a girl back in college who appeared to be quite pretty, but up close I could see that she caked on an extremely thick layer of foundation make up. It was so heavy that I could have stuck a finger in each of her nostrils and a thumb in her mouth and carried her around like a bowling ball. I couldn't help thinking "Girls are made of sugar and spice and artificial coloring". It was a big turn off.

Anyhow, off the soapbox and back to the discussion. If we were to hypothetically ignore the controlled environment portrayed in the YouTube videos, we'd see a young lady with pretty eyes and hair, a nice figure, and a crooked incisor. The whole being the sum of its parts, she'd still be considered attractive. Whether that's good enough in the 21st century where money and a deftly handled scalpel can alter the human form as easily as a tailor can custom fit a suit of clothes is a question I'll leave to the philosophers.

There's a lot more than a crooked incisor in there.

I don't think there is any kind of social commentary at play here at all. People are not saying she is unattractive due to hair color, breast size, sharp knees, or weight. Braces and other dental apparatuses are not at all comparable to a rhinoplasty, breast augmentation, botox, facial implants, etc.

If Marilyn Monroe was walking around with those chompers, her stock would drop dramatically.
 
Wow, That was like watching an angel lose its wings.
Thanks GAF. You've broken the heart I didn't know I had. :/
 
Those teeth are pretty bad. Slightly crooked teeth can look fine on some girls though. Like the singer Jewel, some people give her a hard time about her teeth but I think they are pretty cute.
 
Well, that girl above shouldn't have her glasses hanging at the end of her nose, that's what's hurting her. :P

And I like busted teeth, but I can't quite say why.
 
Turnip Truck said:
This discussion is really somewhat of a social commentary on modern standards for beauty. On the one side are those who thought she looked adorable before but now react in shock to uneven teeth. On the other are those who criticised her as a fake-cute attention whore, but now feel sorry for her because she isn't perfect.

Hollywood and Madison Avenue have a long history of pumping images of superhuman beauty upon the masses, a beauty which is unobtainable to the majority who lack the financial means to procure it. And yet, society continues to hungrily consume images of this shallow and artificial perfection with its breast augmentation, hair coloration and extentions, dental veneers, botox, liposuction, and all manner of cosmetic surgery. Not that this is anything new. For ages make up, wigs and expensive clothing have separated the haves from the have nots, but now we go beyond the wrappings and into modifying the human body itself. And lest ye think this is just about the ladies, men are increasingly consuming hair coloring, dental and surgical services in the frantic quest to look like the ideal man.

Quite frankly, I can't tell the modern starlets apart half the time. They have the unimaginative, uniform appearance of mass produced automobiles coming off an assembly line. Given my druthers, I'd rather look upon the imperfections and blemishes that accompany natural beauty than gaze on these inanimate golems that vanity and modern medical science have unleashed upon us. I knew a girl back in college who appeared to be quite pretty, but up close I could see that she caked on an extremely thick layer of foundation make up. It was so heavy that I could have stuck a finger in each of her nostrils and a thumb in her mouth and carried her around like a bowling ball. I couldn't help thinking "Girls are made of sugar and spice and artificial coloring". It was a big turn off.

Anyhow, off the soapbox and back to the discussion. If we were to hypothetically ignore the controlled environment portrayed in the YouTube videos, we'd see a young lady with pretty eyes and hair, a nice figure, and a crooked incisor. The whole being the sum of its parts, she'd still be considered attractive. Whether that's good enough in the 21st century where money and a deftly handled scalpel can alter the human form as easily as a tailor can custom fit a suit of clothes is a question I'll leave to the philosophers.

This girl knew exactly what she was doing when she posted those stupid 5 minute videos where she sat and gazed at the camera with a "cute" (despite this being far from what it was) expression on her face at an angle. Ever since that old thread about this girl was posted, I was wondering why it got so much attention. I am seriously surprised that we live in a time where a girl could put a video of herself doing NOTHING on youtube and it will get popular enough to warrent this kind of attention. Sure this girl doesnt go out and get a boob job, but she does use artificial means to appear "attractive (again, far from what she is). It is a whole new kind of being superficial now. It is like the anti-counter-superficial strategy.

she actually kind of looks like icebox from little giants.
 
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